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Mortuum wrote:

There has to be a most powerful Nth level spell a most powerful weapon property for barbarians.

Why? Why does there have to be a "hey barbarians this weapon property is strictly superior to everything else and if you don't take this then you're hurting yourself for no reason" property?

BECAUSE AM WHAT SEPARATE CRAPPY BARBARIANS FROM NON-CRAPPY BARBARIANS.

NON-CRAPPY BARBARIANS AM WRECK ALL, AM SMASH ALL, AM SUNDER ALL.

CRAPPY BARBARIAN AM MORE IN LINE WITH OPTOMITRIZED CLASS OF OTHER TYPE.

BARBARIAN NOT SAYING ALL ASPIRING BARBARIAN NEED +5 FURIOUS COURAGEOUS LANCE FOR OPTOMITRIZATION OF DAMAGE OUTPUT.

BARBARIAN JUST SAYING ASPIRING BARBARIAN WITHOUT LANCE AM NOT NEARLY AS AWESOME AS BARBARIAN.

BARBARIAN ALSO NOT SAYING NEED RAGING VITALITY.

BARBARIAN JUST SAYING NOT TAKING RAGING VITALITY GENERALLY LEADS TO BEING DEAD.

THAT AM GAME.

I'm actually curious on AM BARBARIAN's opinion on this idea....

Someone pointed out to me that if all of your natural weapons are the same kind, they are primary by default, even if they'd normally be secondary. So, the pincers evolution, while normally crap b/c it's 2ndary weapons, can be primary if you get rid of any other kind of nat weapon the eidolon has. Sadly, you can't get rid of a bite attack, so the only viable option is biped base form, to swap out the claws. But then you can get a massive reach, higher damage than w/ claws, and Grab on all of your pincer attacks with a significant bonus on the grapple checks from grab and the pincers. And it looks like a badass eldritch horror.

Would AM BARBARIAN say such an eidolon is still crap, or no? On the one hand, no pounce. On the other, it can give out lots and lots of hugs!

BARBARIAN ONCE HAVE OLD FRIEND WHO AM CRAZY GRAPPLETHING. PROBLEM WITH GRAPPLETHINGS AM THAT THERE AM LITTLE WAY TO KEEP HOLD OF THING THAT AM GRABBED ONTO, BETWEEN GREASE AND ESCAPE ARTIST AND TELEPORTY STUFF. GENERALLY, BARBARIAN HOLD TO TETORI BEING PROPER MEANS OF BEING CRAZY GRAPPLETHING. HOWEVER, PINCER SYNTHESIST SEEM PLAUSABLE ALTERNATIVE IF CONSESSIONS AM MADE AT HIGH LEVEL PLAY FOR THINGS LIKE TELEPORTYNESS AND OTHER SUCH METHODS COMMONLY USED FOR GRAPPLE ESCAPE.

STILL NOT LIKELY EVER GRAPPLE BARBARIAN WITH STRENGTH SURGE, THOUGH.

Synthesist has pounce available at level 1 (or never ever ever if he chooses one of the inferior base forms ;) ), barbarian has it at 10. That is hardly "about the same time."

BARBARIAN POINT OUT THAT BARBARIAN GET GOOD POUNCE AT LEVEL 10 AND SYNTHESIST GET GOOD POUNCE NEVER BECAUSE AM NOT BARBARIAN.

BARBARIAN AM IN AGREEMENT ABOUT SYNTHESIST FORMS HOWEVER, NONPOUNCE AM CRAPPY SYNTHESIST.

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Trinam wrote:

Captain Sir Hexen Ineptus wrote:

Trinam wrote:

Pounce 1/day at low levels only matters at around level 6+. Doing it only 1/day is lackluster. Doing it 1/day for 1000 gp and using a swift action on an item that has a slot so you can't easily stack it seems perfectly fair.

Except if you change shirts after combat. 1k at higher levels are not that much, especially if you can make it yourself.

And by that point you're level 10 and a Barbarian can do it every turn. I still don't see the problem.

But that is the thing, your spending 10 levels getting the ability, not just 1k per use you want a day, but once per combat. I remember when I first saw the barbarian pounce ability, and I was fearful of it, but the fact that it took 10 levels to get made okay. This is pounce at level 1 once per combat at 1k per us a day.

OH GOD. AM END OF WORLD. STOP PRESSES. THAT ALMOST FRIGHTENING AS POWER PEARL LEVEL 1, AM GETTING NEW SPELL ONCE COMBAT ONCE DAY PER 1000 GOLD.

WHICH AM TO SAY, NOT FRIGHTENING AT ALL, AS ANYTHING MAKING CASTY BETTER AM USELESS.

AM SIMPLY WAY FOR NON-BARBARIAN GET CLOSER TO BARBARIAN, CLOSE BARBARIAN NOT-BARBARIAN DESTRUCITY. AM SOMETHING CELEBRATE, NOT SOMETHING DISPARAGE.

NATURALLY, STILL NOT NEARLY GOOD AS BARBARIAN, BUT TAKE WHAT CAN GET.

BARBARIAN HEARTILY RECCOMEND ALL FIGHTYS CONSIDER WEARING FIVE OF SHIRT, TAKE OFF ONE AFTER NOTHER AFTER NOTHER.

MAYBE THEN BE 20% AS GOOD AS BARBARIAN.

And the barbarian does what? Damage - that's his shtick, that's (the only thing) what he is good at.

BARBARIAN RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE, PUT LANCE THROUGH FACE.

...

WAIT. BARBARIAN SENSE TRAP.

What's next?

AM THERAPIST?

BARBARIAN TRY THERAPIST ONCE, BUT BARBARIAN ONLY HAVE INTIMIDATE, NOT BOTHER WITH DIPLOMACY. ALSO BARBARIAN HAVE STANDING RULE REGARDING CONVERSATIONS OVER 50 SECONDS AND STABBING.

TURNS OUT INTIMIDATION AND STABBING MAKE FOR VERY BAD THERAPIST, BARBARIAN ONLY ABLE GET REPEAT BUSINESS FROM CREEPY GUY NAMED NILES WHO WANT TALK ABOUT MOTHER, NOT CARE WHO GET IN WAY.

BARBARIAN SHUDDER THINKING ABOUT IT SOMETIMES. AM VERY DARK TIME IN BARBARIAN PAST. GUYS NAMED NILES AM SERIOUSLY CREEPY.

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GUY WIGGLEFACE, BARBARIAN APPRECIATE WHAT AM TRYING TO DO, BUT CASTY NERF GUY AM HAVING PERSECUTION COMPLEX SO TRANSPARENT AM INVISIBLE LIKE CASTYS BARBARIAN AM SMASHING SO OFTEN. AM MAYBE STEMMING FROM HAVING AVATAR WHO DIET AM PRIMARILY SNAKES. BARBARIAN GET SICK AND TIRED OF MOTHERFLIPPING SNAKES ON MOTHERFLIPPING MENU, SO BARBARIAN CERTAIN CASTY NERF GUY AM TOO.

BARBARIAN ALSO STATE FOR RECORD THAT THERAPIST NOT WEAR PANTIES, ALL THERAPIST AM REQUIRED BY LAW WEAR BOXERS. EVEN LADYTHERAPISTS.

WHAT BARBARIAN AM TRYING TO SAY HERE AM THAT MAGI NOT TO POWERFUL, AM DYING TO LANCE TO FACE MUCH SAME AS OTHER SQUISHY CASTYS. JUST TAKE LIKE ONE MORE LANCE HIT. JEEZ.

Rage Lance Pounce with a mount?

GENERALLY YES.

CunningMongoose wrote:

Anyway, have it your way, man, your holier-than-thou attitude ensure I will stay away from this board, and you'll be free to spread your gaming religion all you want.

We don't like non-believers around here anyway.

BARBARIAN POINT OUT BARBARIAN AM ATHEIST. NOT BELIEVE IN GODS AFTER LAST TIME CLERIC TRY CASTING MIRACLE STOP BARBARIAN.

TAKE LIKE THREE WEEKS CLEAN UP ALL DEAD SOLAR BITS, MAN. BARBARIAN NOT REMEMBER FONDLY.

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BARBARIAN AM INSULTED.

AM SUGGESTING THAT BECAUSE BARBARIAN AM DUMPING CHA AND LIKE MAYBE DUMPING PART OF INT (BARBARIAN NOT REMEMBER, MAYBE BECAUSE OF INT DUMP, MAYBE BECAUSE BARBARIAN SPEND MOST NIGHTS DRINKING OUT OF FLASK MADE OF CASTY SKULL) THAT BARBARIAN NOT ABLE GET DECENT PRICES ON MAGIC ITEMS AND TREATED LIKE MORON?

BARBARIAN DOUBLE DOG DARE ANY PERSON ANYWHERE AM GIVING BARBARIAN RAW DEAL. BARBARIAN KNOW PRICES. PRICES AM WISDOM, AND BARBARIAN NEVER DUMP WISDOM, AM PART OF PROFESSION (ENGINEER) AND BARBARIAN HAVE DEGREE. AM ABLE ENGINEER ENTIRE DEVICES/WEAPONS IN BRAIN, AM ABLE DETERMINE APPROXIMATE PRICE OF RAW MATERIALS.

THEN BARBARIAN USE MAGIC (NOT CASTY MAGIC, BETTER MAGIC. AM NUMBERS MAGIC): MULTIPLY BY TWO. BARBARIAN AWARE AM DIFFICULT CONCEPT, SOMETIMES BARBARIAN USE FINGERS.

THEN BARBARIAN USE MORE NOT CASTY BUT BETTER NUMBERS MAGIC: DETERMINE STRUCTURAL WEAKPOINT OF BUILDING, CASUALLY POINT OUT WITH LANCE THROUGH STRUCTURAL WEAKPOINT, USE LACK OF WEAKPOINT AS LEVERAGE IN CURRENT PRICING DEBATE AFTER SURVIVING CAVING BUILDING BY BEING AWESOME. GENERALLY GET ITEM FOR FREE AFTER BUILDING DROPPED ON PERSON TRYING CHEAT BARBARIAN.

UNRELATED NOTE, AGGRESSIVE NEGOTIATION TACTIC MAYBE PISS OFF IMPORTANT PEOPLE. AM WHY BARBARIAN NOT CURRENTLY ALLOWED LAND ANYWHERE IN WESTERN CHELIAX. BARBARIAN RECOMMEND SAVE FOR IMPORTANT ITEM, ALSO RECOMMEND MAKING SURE CAN CARRY OFF ALL STUFF SURVIVE FALLING BUILDING. (THIS NOT PROBLEM FOR BARBARIAN, BUT MAYBE PROBLEM FOR SQUISHY CASTY WITH 7 STRENGTH. SILLY CASTY, WHO DUMP STRENGTH, NOT THINK BE RECKONING FROM GM?)

BARBARIAN GENERALLY FIND LANCE TO FACE PERFECTLY GOOD WAY TO NERF CASTYS. NOT NEED MULTICLASS TO BE BARBARIAN, AM STILL PUNCHING SPELLS SO HARD AM EXPLODING UNDER FORCE OF AWESOME.

WHY AM THIS NECESSARY? BARBARIAN AM CONFUSED.

1d100 ⇒ 23

AM OKAY THOUGH, BARBARIAN MUDDLE THRU SOMEHOW.

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EVERYONE KNOW CASTY PARTIES AM TERRIBLE PARTIES. AM ALL FOR EGGHEADS AND RELIGIOUS NUTS. WHEN HALF OF PEOPLE AM IN CORNER BEING CREEPY AND OTHER HALF AM PRAYING TO GOD, REALLY WHAT AM POINT OF PARTY IN FIRST PLACE? BRING MELEE CLASSES, AM HAVING FULL BAB TO HIT THAT. BRING ROGUE, AT LEAST PROBABLY END UP WITH GOOD STORY ABOUT BREAKING INTO MUSEUM OR SOMETHING. BRING BARD FOR GORUM SAKE, AT LEAST AM ABLE TO PROVIDE MUSIC. AM DOWN TO EARTH ENOUGH TO DRINK BEER, GET WOMEN, WAKE UP SIX DAYS LATER WITH LAMPSHADE ON HEAD IN GUTTER OF SKETCHY BAR.

FOR OPTIMAL PARTY, BARBARIAN/BARBARIAN/BARBARIAN/BARBARIAN.

FAILING THAT, BARBARIAN/BARBARIAN/BARBARIAN/BARD TO CAST CREATE MORE BOOZE, AND SING ROWDY SONGS.

DID BARBARIAN MISS LOUD VOICES PARTY? BARBARIAN WANTED TO PLAY.

Also spell sunder can work on getting rid of a harmful spell on your allies.

GREATEST. RAGE. POWER. EVER.

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I liked it better when AM BARBARIAN posted (even though I know they're the same guy and he does this on purpose), because a Barbarian is more inclined to be stupid and has no reason to act smart or rational. All they see is big axe of cutty-cut-ness, and tiny skull to crack. That, and the post is more funny coming from a character class that is supposed to act that way.

BARBARIAN APPRECIATE DEEP ANALYSIS OF BARBARIAN VS PALADIN DIALECTIC, BUT AM REGRETFUL TO INFORM TALKY PERSON THAT PALADIN AM BROTHER. AM NOT SAME PERSON, AM CLEARLY DIFFERENT. MOM AM ONLY SIMILARITY

HAVE DIFFERENT PORTRAITS, SUBTLY DIFFERENT TALKY PATTERNS AND EVERYTHING. ALSO PALADIN PROBABLY NOT SMASH IF TALKING FOR 50 SECONDS. RELIGION AM LIKE, ALL ABOUT THE TALKING FOR 50 SECONDS.

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AM NOT LICH MERELY ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING CASTY?

AM NEVER ILLEGAL SMASH CASTY WHO AM GETTING IN WAY BY BEING SMELLY AND DEAD. AT LEAST, SHOULD NOT BE ILLEGAL EVER. AM PROBABLY GOOD ACT TO KEEP PHYSICS RUNNING AT RATE AM SUPPOSED TO RUN AT. CASTYS HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WHOLE CALL THINGS OUT OF NOTHING AM DOING TO LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS. BARBARIAN GIVE HINT: AM NOT GOOD THINGS.

BARBARIAN RECOMMEND LIBERAL USE OF SMASH ON PRINCIPLE. MAYBE USE PHYLACTERY OF FAITHFULNESS IF REALLY UNSURE. SEEMS BEST WAY FOR PALADIN TO COVER ALL GROUNDS AND KNOW IF SMASH AM VIOLATION.

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as if he just suggested to give Fighters infinite Time Stop or something.

FIGHTYS GIVE ANYBODY PERMANENCIED TIME STOP AT WILL AS PRIMARY CLASS ABILITY.

AM CALLED STAB THEM TO DEATH. TIME PRETTY STOPPED.

So instead of going casty, Red should go barbie?

Er...um...that didn't come out right...

BARBARIAN AM GREATEST CLASS. IF POSSIBLE, CONSIDER RETRAINING; TRADE ALL FIGHTY LEVELS FOR BARBARIAN LEVELS.

DWARF AM OK FIGHTY THOUGH, AM HAVING ABILITY TO TAKE SPELL SUNDER AS FEET INSTEAD OF RAGE POWER. BUT NOT AS GOOD BECAUSE LIMIT ON USES AND STANDARD ACTION. BUT STILL GOOD, BECAUSE SPELL SUNDER.

EITHER WAY, MAYBE TALK WITH LADYFRIEND, CONVINCE THAT DWARF AM NOT SO BAD AS FIGHTY PERSON? SEEMS LIKE COMMUNICATION PROBLEM TO BARBARIAN.

MAYBE NOT TALK MORE THAN 50 SECONDS, THOUGH. MIGHT END BADLY.

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BARBARIAN AM OCCASIONALLY PICKING BRAINS OF CASTYS WHO AM NOT SEEMING TO HAVE GREAT PROBLEM WITH MAGIC.

CASTY BRAINS KEEP BEING STUCK IN BARBARIAN LANCE GROOVES AFTER HIT IN HEAD WITH LANCE. AM MILDLY ANNOYING TO BE PICKING.

MORE INPORTANTLY, MOST SYSTEMS AM NEEDING TO BE BALANCED SOMEHOW. IN CASE OF PATHFINDER, BALANCE AM GENERALLY PLACED BY PUTTING LIMITS ON NUMBER OF SPELLS.

BARBARIAN DOES RECOMMEND NOT MIX FIGHTY LEVELS WITH CASTY LEVELS. CASTY LEVEL AM GOD OR SOMETHING, OTHERWISE CASTY AM SUPER GIMPED, NOT EVEN HAVE CHANCE WHEN NEED CAST SPELL ON THING THAT AM TRYING RAGELANCEPOUNCE. NOT THAT CASTY HAVE CHANCE ANYWAY, BUT FULL CASTY LEVEL AM AT LEAST SPORTING.

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BARBARIAN NOT HAVE BATTLE CRY. IT AM POINTLESS TO CRY ANYTHING WHEN ENEMY AM ALREADY FINE BLOOD MIST BEHIND BARBARIAN BY TIME ENEMY ABLE TO HEAR BARBARIAN.

BARBARIAN GUESS IF DID EVER CALL ANYTHING, AM PROBABLY 'RAAAAAAAAAAAAGH' OR SOMETHING. BARBARIAN NOT PARTICULARLY ELEPHANT.

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@AM BARBARIAN: HOW FEEL AFTER DISCOVER CAN FLY WHILE FIGHTY NOT CAN? AM GREATEST, TOTEM GREATEST, LAUGH AT CASTY AND FIGHTY NOW TOO? :-P

BARBARIAN FLYING TOTEM POWER AM ONLY USED ON CRAPPY BARBARIAN, BECAUSE NON-CRAPPY BARBARIAN RAGE CYCLE. FLYING DRAGON TOTEM POWER CAUSE WINGS TO DISAPPEAR ON RAGE CYCLE, SUDDENLY FALLING THROUGH AIR INSTEAD OF FLYING. CRAPPY DRAGON BARBARIAN GO SPLAT, ROLL LESS CRAPPY BARBARIAN NEXT TIME.

BARBARIAN JUST USE GOOD OPTION FOR FLYING INSTEAD, LIKE ARMOR. OR BOOTS. OR DIRE BAT. DIRE BAT AM PROBABLY BEST OPTION.

BESIDES, NOT LIKE AM SURPRISE THAT FIGHTY AM NOT ABLE TO BEAT BARBARIAN. AM CLEAR BARBARIAN NOT-BARBARIAN DESTRUCITY IN GAME, ANYONE NOT ABLE SEE THAT AM GETTING 50% MISS CHANCE VS ALL OPPONENTS AND AM EFFECTIVELY ALWAYS FLAT-FOOTED, IF CATCH BARBARIAN MEANING.

ALSO, BARBARIAN AM ABLE READ NORMAL FONT JUST FINE. BARBARIAN JUST TALK LIKE BARBARIAN DUE TO INABILITY TO GRASP DELICATE INTRICACIES OF SOCIAL INTERACTION DUE TO ALWAYS SMASHING AFTER TALKING 50 SECONDS. ALSO BARBARIAN AM LOUD.

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THIS AM ANCIENT STORY FROM LONG AGO. ONCE THERE AM THIS CASTY WHO AM ALL LIKE, 'HEY BARBARIAN, YOUR BARBARIMOM AM ORC!' AND BARBARIAN AM HIGHLY INSULTED, BECAUSE ORC BLOOD COME FROM FATHER'S SIDE OF FAMILY. CASTY DECIDED WANT TO STEP TO BARBARIAN. BARBARIAN AM ONLY LEVEL 5 AT THIS TIME, AND AM NEW TO CAREER. BARBARIAN CHARGE CASTY, BUT CASTY AM LIKE LEVEL 10 AND AM GOING ALL 'CONTINGENCY! I HAS A WALL!' ON BARBARIAN AND BARBARIAN AM LIKE 'OW, FACE AM NOT ABLE SUNDER WALL YET' AND CASTY AM LAUGHING, RIDING OFF ON HORSE.

BARBARIAN SWEAR GET REVENGANCE ON CASTY, BUT NOT SEE CASTY AGAIN FOR MANY YEARS. NOT UNTIL BARBARIAN AM BIG, BEEFY PILE OF AWESOMENESS ON FORUMS NOW. FINALLY SEE CASTY IN TOWN, CASTY DECIDING GO 'NICE MOUNT. THAT AM SOMETHING BARBARIMOM BIRTH TOO? AM LOOKING LIKE ORC.'

BARBARIAN CHARGE AGAIN. CASTY AM ALL LIKE 'CONTINGENCY! I HAS A WALL!' ON BARBARIAN AND BARBARIAN AM LIKE 'I HAS A LANCE THAT PIERCE FACES!' AND CASTY AM ALL LIKE 'OH CRAP' AND THEN LANCE GO THROUGH CASTY. CASTY'S FACE SO RED, LOOK ON CASTY'S FACE PRICELESS.

MORAL OF STORY AM NOT TO PICK ON CHARACTERS HALF YOUR LEVEL, UNLESS AM BARBARIAN.

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If AM BARBARIAN had a higher wisdom he would have seen this thread for what it was by reading the title.

BARBARIAN NOT TAKE SENSE MOTIVE, GENERALLY JUST SMASH AFTER 50 SECONDS OF TALKING.

BARBARIAN MAYBE GET IOUN STONE +2 INT FOR SKILL BEFORE READING THREAD NEXT TIME.

ASPIRING BARBARIAN FORGETTING SPELL SUNDER.

PUNCH SPELL WITH CLAW, AM NO MORE SPELL. AM THAT GOOD, FOR SERIOUS.

ALSO PERHAPS CONSIDER URBAN BARBARIAN. LACK OF HP MAKES LIKELY THAT BARBARIAN SUDDENLY DIE WHEN KNOCKED BELOW 0, URBAN BARBARIAN AVOID PROBLEM AND STACK WITH INVULNERABLE RAGER.

OUTSIDE OF THAT SEEM RELATIVELY SOLID, AND FIEND TOTEM FINAL POWER AM OK, BUT AM NOT POUNCE. SEEMS BEST FOR IF CHANGELING FIGHTING LOTS OF GOOD AND NEUTRAL CHARACTERS, AM MAYBE NOT SO GOOD FOR HERO FIGHTING EVIL. MAYBE LATER GET TERRIFYING HOWL FOR USE WITH AUTO-SHAKEN POWER OF TOTEM.

THESE BARBARIAN INSTINCTS ON SUBJECT ANYWAYS.

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WAIT. AM THIS SUDDENLY CASTY-MARTIAL THRED?

BARBARIAN WANT READY ACTION FOR RAGELANCEPOUNCE.

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TIE UP EVERY CASTY IN KNOWN UNIVERSE. GO ON GRAND RAGELANCEPOUNCE SPREE.

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MAKE BARBARIAN. SUNDER GROUND.

BARBARIAN NOT KNOW WHAT TALKY PEOPLE AM TALKING ABOUT.

SYNTHESIS SUMMONER AM GREAT. BARBARIAN HEAR AM CAPABLE OF BEING FLYING MOUNT WITH SPEED OF LIKE 900 FT/ROUND. AM TOTALLY NOT WEAK, AM BEST CLASS FOR DELIVERING RAGELANCEPOUNCE DOWN ENEMY THROAT.

NOW WHERE ASPIRING SYNTHESIS SUMMONER FIND BARBARIAN FOR DELIVERING RAGELANCEPOUNCE DEATH AM TRICKY PART. BARBARIAN RECCOMEND CRAIGLIST.

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IN SHORT, PERSON AM FAILING WILL SAVE VS INSANITY?

MAYBE IF BARBARIAN HIT HARD ENOUGH, EFFECT GET KNOCKED OFF OF PERSON.

BARBARIAN MIGHT FORGET SPELL SUNDER FIRST FEW HITS, THOUGH.

BARBARIAN QUITE FAMILIAR WITH BARBARIAN CLASS FLIGHT OPTION. BARBARIAN GO SO FAR AS TO SAY ANY BARBARIAN AM GETTING IN-CLASS FLIGHT OPTION AM CRAPPY BARBARIAN. BARBARIAN THAT AM GOOD BARBARIAN RAGE-CYCLE, SUDDENLY FALLING AFTER SPELL SUNDER CASTY SPELL AM NOT PROPER WAY TO BARBARIAN.

IF ARGUMENT FOR BARBARIAN BEING BETTER THAN FIGHTY BASED ON BARBARIAN HAVE ACCESS TO CRAPPY FLYING RAGE POWER, THEN BARBARIAN AGREE WITH SENTIMENT BUT QUESTION SYSTEM MASTURY OF TALKY PERSON.

BARBARIAN CORDIALLY REQUEST TALKY PERSON RECONSIDER ARGUMENT, AS AM BAD ONE.

BARBARIAN LANCE DEAL 3X DAMAGE ON CHARGE WHILE MOUNTED.

BARBARIAN GET ALL THE LADIES, ALWAYS.

AM BARBARIAN wrote:

Dragonamedrake wrote:

Deuxhero = Wall

Others post = Your head
Topic = The sicking thud every time the two meet.

BARBARIAN SMASHER RAGE POWER AM ABLE IGNORE HARDNESS OF WALL. BARBARIAN SUNDER TALKY WALL SMACK THUD TOPIC LIKE AM TUESDAY.

NOT CONSIDER THAT, HUH TALKY PERSON.

Ahh but the real question AM .... Can you fly?

BARBARIAN RECOMMEND DIRE BAT FOR REASON, TALKY PERSON.

MOUNT AND FIGHTY GUY BOTH MAKE SAVES. PROBABLY WANT AT LEAST CAVALIER 3 FOR EVASION ON MOUNT. ALTERNATIVELY, LANCE THING THAT FIREBALL PRIOR TO GETTING FIREBALLED. THAT ALSO WORK.

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MOUNTED COMBAT AM ALSO GOOD FEET IF NOT ALREADY GOTTEN. ENEMY AM ALL LIKE 'ATTACK MOUNT' AND MOUNT AM ALL LIKE 'EEP' AND THEN RIDER AM ALL LIKE 'NUH UH RIDE CHECK' AND ATTACK AM ALL LIKE 'MISS' AND ENEMY AM ALL LIKE 'WHAT AM EVEN DOING WITH LIFE?!' AND THEN DIE BECAUSE LANCE TO FACE.

ALSO RIDE-BY-ATTACK AM MAKING KINDA DIFFICULT FOR ENEMY TO GET MORE THAN ONE ATTACK. SO AM PRETTY ACCURATE SUMMARY, ACCORDING TO BARBARIAN.

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YEP.

ALSO, BARBARIAN GIVE HEARTFELT CONGRATULATIONS ON SELECTING BEST WEAPON TYPE FOR CHARACTER. BARBARIAN MOVED TO MANLY TEARS.

Deuxhero = Wall

Others post = Your head
Topic = The sicking thud every time the two meet.

BARBARIAN SMASHER RAGE POWER AM ABLE IGNORE HARDNESS OF WALL. BARBARIAN SUNDER TALKY WALL SMACK THUD TOPIC LIKE AM TUESDAY.

NOT CONSIDER THAT, HUH TALKY PERSON.

And if the chassis has access to UMD, we should assume that it has access to every spell in the game?

DUH. THEREFORE EVERY CLASS AM HAVING EVERY SPELL AND ONLY REMAINING THING MATTER AM NONSPELL ABILITIES. ALL OTHER CLASSES AM BALANCE.

RAGE POWER AM BETTER THAN EVERTHING, BONUS FEET AM BETTER THAN NOT BONUS FEET.

ARGUMENT AM OVER, BARBARIAN FIGHTER GEESH AM WINNER.

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AM BARBARIAN wrote:

ALTERNATIVELY, BARBARIAN CORDIALLY SUGGEST DIRE BAT.

I didn't think AM BARBARIAN ever did ANYTHING cordially, let alone make suggestions. I guess I was wrong about you, AM BARBARIAN.

I guess I was wrong about all barbarians.

BARBARIAN HAVE COLLEGE DEGREE. AM USED TO DOING MANY THINGS CORDIALLY. AM WHEN BARBARIAN GRAB PERSON WITH CORD AND CHOKE TO DEATH, RIGHT?

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ALTERNATIVELY, BARBARIAN CORDIALLY SUGGEST DIRE BAT.

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BARBARIAN LIKE TO THANK ALL PEOPLE WHO AM MAKE THIS POSSIBLE. AMOUNT PRETTY MUCH ENTIRELY TO BUTTHURT CASTYS WHO AM NOT LIKING RAGELANCEPOUNCE AND PEOPLE WHO AM ALSO TREX.

BARBARIAN ONCE RIDE FLYING TREX, BUT FIND NOT AS SUBTLE AS BATTY BAT.

BARBARIAN ALSO NOTE MANY PEOPLE EXPECTING SPEECH. BARBARIAN NOT WANT DISAPPOINT, BUT IF BARBARIAN SPEND MORE THAN 50 SECONDS TAKING, MUST RAGELANCEPOUNCE BARBARIAN OUT OF SENSE OF FAIR PLAY.

INSTEAD, BARBARIAN INVITE EVERYONE TO PARTY AT BARBARIAN PLACE. AM NULL MAGIC DEMIPLANE NEXT TO BREWERY AND BROTHEL. NOT MISS IT.

AM BARBARIAN wrote:

BARBARIAN + SUMMONER = EPIC RAGELANCEPOUNCE. ALSO GM TEARS.

And yet...

Order of the Sword Beast Rider Cavalier + Summoner = EPIC CHALLENGELANCEPOUNCE

CAVALIER + SUMMONER + BARBARIAN + SUMMONER = DUAL RAGELANCEPOUNCE OF ONESHOT GOD?

BARBARIAN GENERALLY FIND RAGELANCEPOUNCE SLIGHTLY MORE LETHAL THAN SOD/SOS SPELLS. RAGELANCEPOUNCE AM NEVER GIVING SAVE. AM JUST, BAM. DEAD.

SKIP DICE ROLL PRACTICALLY COMPLETELY.

MAYBE WANT FIX THAT TOO FOR ONLINE PLAY.

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BARBARIAN + SUMMONER = EPIC RAGELANCEPOUNCE. ALSO GM TEARS.

BECAUSE DR. BERZERKER AM BERZERKER, PHD. AM NOT NEARLY AS FUNNY.

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BARBARIAN AM SEEING THREAD. AT FIRST BARBARIAN SENSE TRAP, BUT AM NOT SEEING ANY UNVISIBLE MIND BLANK CASTYS WITH NO PARTY CHANGING LIGHTBULB. BARBARIAN ASSUME AM HONEST THREAD.

BARBARIAN ONLY HAVE FEW POINTS NEED MAKING.

POINT 1. IF BARBARIAN AM DYING FROM GOING TO -1 HP, AM CRAPPY BARBARIAN. RAGING VITALITY AM ABLE TO LET ASPIRING NON-CRAPPY BARBARIAN NOT DIE. URBAN BARBARIAN REMOVE ENTIRE PROBLEM IN FIRST PLACE AND STACK WITH INVULNERABLE RAGER.

POINT 2. BARBARIAN HONESTLY ONLY EVER RUN OUT OF RAGE ROUNDS LIKE, ONE TIME. THAT AM ONLY BECAUSE BARBARIAN VERSUS ENTIRE ARMY. BARBARIAN HAVE INFINITY RAGE ROUNDS NOW DUE TO HALF ORC ANCESTOR ON MOM SIDE OF FAMILY, AM NO LONGER ISSUE.

POINT 3. NOT PLAY GAME FOR WINNER. AM NO WINNERS IN PATHFINDER. EXCEPT BARBARIAN. BARBARIAN AM ALWAYS WINNER.

THAT AM ALL.

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WAIT. AM SAYING MONKS ALSO RUN AROUND WITH NO ARMOR, MULTIPLE MAGIC AURAS?

HUH.

BARBARIAN MAY OWE APOLOGY TO AT LEAST ONE MONISTARY.

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RonarsCorruption wrote:

I think AM BARBARIAN said it best; punch all the spells.

Like this?

WHY YOU HAVE PICTURE OF MOM?

Spell Sunder to sunder Invisibility?

Uhm, wait, ah, er....

<mad cackle>

Quote:

PROBABLY START WITH RAGELANCEPOUNCE

PUSHING ASSAULT AND STAND STILL WITH REACH WEAPON STOP POUNCE. QUICK DRAW BOW AND MACHINE GUN T-REX WHILE WEARING GLOVES OF DUELING. SMART FIGHTER LOVE HAVING CRAP-TONS OF FEATS. TWIRL SNIDELY WHIPLASH HANDLEBAR MUSTACHE. LAUGH CRUELLY. UMD HIGHER LEVEL SPELLS NOW BECAUSE PLAY-TIME OVER AND WE'RE MADE OF MONEY AT 20TH LEVEL WHERE THESE STUPID COMPARISONS TAKE PLACE.

YEP. SUNDER INVISIBILITY. AM NEGATING MISS CHANCE ON SPELL SUNDER.

MORE UMPORTANTLY, REACH WEAPON NOT STOP RAGELANCEPOUNCE.

NOTE WORD CHOICE. BARBARIAN NOTE WORD CHOICE. AM ALL THE UMPORTANCE.

RAGELANCEPOUNCE. REACH AM ONLY EVENING ODDS, WHICH AM ALREADY EVEN IN BARBARIAN FAVOR.

AND WHY HECK BARBARIAN RIDE TREX? AM WAY SUBOPTIMAL MOUNT. REAL BARBARIANS RIDE BATTY BAT, WHICH AM.

UH.

BARBARIAN STILL NOT ENTIRELY SURE, BUT TAKE ON GOOD WORD BATTY BAT AM TOTALLY AWESOME. FEETS LIKE CENTIPEDE AM NOTHING COMPARED TO NON-CRAPPY BARBARIAN.

...I don't think you know this particular barbarian very well.

SECONDED. AM SO MANY THINGS WRONG WITH STATEMENT BARBARIAN NOT EVEN KNOW WHERE BEGIN. PROBABLY START WITH RAGELANCEPOUNCE, THOUGH, SPELL SUNDER LEAD TO DISPEL INVISIBILITY FOLLOW BY BUNCH OF PAIN. BARBARIAN ALWAYS FIND THAT RAGELANCEPOUNCE AM GOOD BEGINNING, MIDDLE, AND END TO DISAGREEMENT.

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BARBARIAN NOT HATE FIGHTER.

BARBARIAN PITY FIGHTER.

AM TRYING SO HARD BE COOL LIKE BARBARIAN, BUT AM STILL STOPPED BY MUNDANE THREAT LIKE GIANT STONE WALL OR GIANT MONSTER OR WALL OF FORCE OR PRISM SHINY WALL.

POOR FIGHTER.