How deliciously Wicked (Inactive)

Game Master Fallen_Mage

Sometimes, it just feels so good to be bad.

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Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7

She sort of shrugs and looks back at Ravan before looking back at their leader, "I don't know, let me ask. Do you want something else for it ma'am?" She asks as she glances back at Ravan with a slight smirk on her face.


Female Human Sorceress 4/Archmage 2; HP: 27/27; AC: 15, T: 12; FF: 11; Fort: +3, Reflex: +6, Will: 7, Init: +10, Perception: +0

"What else do you have?" Ravan asks.


Pulling back the canvas covering the large pile in the center of the boat, the young man revealed a large quantity of ivory tusks. "Mostly this. Some foods."


Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7

She looks at Ravan, "Food is good."


Female Human Sorceress 4/Archmage 2; HP: 27/27; AC: 15, T: 12; FF: 11; Fort: +3, Reflex: +6, Will: 7, Init: +10, Perception: +0

"That works. We wll trade with you." Ravanalona says with a smile.


Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7

Okay, so I'm a little confused now. Were we supposed to say or do something else? I'm just trying to understand what's going on. Were they asking us if we something else on top of the weird looking horn thingy for the thingy we gave them....or are they wanting wanting more stuff from us? I mean....maybe a little more food for it I could understand....but we can't give them any of our "Cargo" or anything for a pile of ivory that we can't eat.....I don't know, I feel like I'm missing something....

Without looking back at their leader she sort of looks at Ravan while keeping her head partially lowered in a seemingly subservient way. Taking the thingy to her that Cyrus had said was not food, she holds it out to her as though offering it someone in charge for inspection. While not really looking up, Ravan can kind of see the half smile of amusement on Eri's face as she plays her newest part in their adventure, "There ye are Ms. Should I be takin' some food from them then Ms?" She asks with a hint of curiousness to her voice, as though unsure of what she should do and waiting for "instructions". She had been bored on the ship, so this was just a bit of entertainment for her anyways.


After trading the seal hides you collected earlier, the tribesmen set off towards the south.

A couple days later, you arrive at the ice-choked entrance of the River Taiga. Without the Captain, the crew do their best to navigate the ship through the field of floating ice, scrapping against some of them occasionally.

After several nerve-wracking hours, the ship clears the hazardous flows and glides down the river through the forest that to your knowledge has no name.

Miles and miles of picturesque frosted pine trees finally give way to a vast mountain range, which the river cuts through via a giant rift, adding to the foreboding look of the grey slate.

Navigating the rift, you come to the inner sea known as Lake Tarik. Staying close to the northern banks, you come to the camp of the Bugbears the Cardinal had informed you about.

The only place to land is a crudely constructed pier with four hulking bugbears waiting for you. They don't seemed pleased to see the ship.

As you step off the Frosthamar, they approach rather menacingly and hungrily.


Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7

She whispers to Ruedo, "They look mangy and gross. I don't think I'll be eating them. I don't think I should reveal myself just yet, should I?"

Their menacing approach gets her hackles up, but she maintains her guise for now. She didn't want to tip her hand too early, unless they gave her no other choice.


Ruedo shakes his head. He would let one of the more charismatic ones deal with the bugbears.


Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7

Still in her disguise she goes to stand next to Ruedo and appear as small and non threatening as possible.


Ruedo, just in case it comes up, can I presume Cal is out but hiding?


Yes.


Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7

She just kind of stands there quietly, waiting to see what Ravan and Cyrus would do. She wouldn't do anything unless one of them told her to.


Female Human Sorceress 4/Archmage 2; HP: 27/27; AC: 15, T: 12; FF: 11; Fort: +3, Reflex: +6, Will: 7, Init: +10, Perception: +0

Striding forward with demonstrable arrogance, Ravanalonna looks at the bugbears with absolute disdain. "Alright, speak up! Which of you louts is in charge?"


The four Bugbears just laughed.

"You think we're gonna tell you that Hummie," One of them retorted.

"Leave that one for me, I want to play her," Another chimed in.

A third one pointed at Eri, "That one looks tasty, I call a leg."

Now would be a great time for some Intimidation. Unless you want to crack some skulls.


Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7

I forget what my intimidate is now since I took some different stuff and it's been so long since we played.


+11 Intimidation


Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7

Nm...I looked back a few pages and figured it out.

Shaking her head she says, "That's it! I've had it with these mangy pups" Striding forward she shifts as she approaches them. Looking up at the one who talked about eating her leg she snarls and barely growls out, "I'd be very careful about who you think might eat whom here. You will take us to Sakkarot fire axe right the hells now, or you'll be wearing your innards on the outside. Do I make myself clear ya mangy mutts?" She says while grabbing her axe with one hand and extending her claws on the other as she looks at them menacingly.

Intimidate: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (8) + 17 = 25

Hopefully that's enough to make my point.

Growling in anger she nearly spits at the one in front of her, "And in case you're too stupid to notice, I ain't no human either."


Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7

Nope....it changed with the different crap I took. I don't know exactly how it got to a +17 but it had something to do with my strength modifier or something....I don't know...but she's fu<king pissed now.


Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7

I had to go back quite a few pages to find where I used it last....I think like 55 or 56....but that's what it is. Sorry, I'm stressed out about our car so I may be a little.....off today.


You got to +17 by Transforming and Raging at the same time. If you don't want to do that, all that will happen is they won't be intimidated as long. Either way, this happens.

The Bugbears stopped laughing, and one took a step back. You're fairly certain they haven't seen anything like that before.


Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7

Okay...I get it now. Yeah...if she thinks they're gonna be stupid, she would rage as transforming in case they decided to be exceedingly stupid and she had to make an example outta one of them.

Her patience quickly wearing thin she takes another step forward, "Are you as deaf as you are stupid?! I said to take us to Sakkarot Fire-Axe, the leader of your clan. Or did you forget? We have his shipment and if you don't take us to him right now.....I'll make sure he knows who's responsible for it's delay. Got it maggot?!" She snarled as she flexed her claws, letting them slip in and out in front of his face.


Okay, I gotta give you bonus points for that.

Almost as if on queue, a great black-furred bugbear wielding an axe that carried an ember glow. The four 'toughs' parted, allowing the imposing figure to step closer.

Pointing his axe at Eri, he demanded in perfect unaccented common, "Who sent you?"


Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7

Seemingly unimpressed, and without even flinching she bows slightly and says, "Why Cardinal Thorne of course Sakkarot Fire-Axe. I believe you've been waiting on what we have brought for you?" She retracts her claws but keeps a hold of her axe as she looks at him with a slight smirk on her face.


Ruedo stands silently, letting Eri do what she does best.


The Bugbear smiled a toothy grin, "Then you are welcome here."

Turning to his followers, "These humans are my guests. Any harm comes to them, and those responsible will wish they were dead a thousand times over when I'm done with them. These are our allies!"

Walking by the group and on to the ship, he cracked open one of the crates, pulled an axe from it, walked back to his previous position, and tossed the weapon at one of the four Bugbears, "Behold! They bring us steel!"

A cacophonous and terrifying chorus of howls and cheers ring through the assembly. With a signal from Sakkarot, the boat is unloaded and the weapons begin to be distributed.

Bekoning you to follow him, the Bugbear leader takes you to his large tent. On the way you see the holds more than just Bugbears. You see fur-clad goblins running around hooping and hollering, the occasional lumbering polar bear that seemed to snort in derision when a goblin got too close, and even some giants.

Reaching the tent, Sakkarot began barking orders to prepare a great feast in your honor.

The feast is a brutal and savage affair. Seated at Sakkarot's table, you Bugbears battling one another and other monsters in attendance. The highlight of the evening though came when a freshly caught dire boar was dragged into the feast, still kicking and squealing. Standing and making his way to the pig, the Bugbear leader raised his burning axe and beheaded the beast in a single stroke. Very little blood was seen as the wound was cauterized by the enchanted weapon.

The beast is spitted, cooked and served to all at the feast.

Congratulations on your weapon smuggling mission. Level up and we will continue on.


Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7

Ohhhh cool....I'll have to that later. Too hard to do it at work from my phone, and I need Henry's help of course. Also, we still need to recover the money that the Cardinal gave the stupid Captain. We searched his body and it wasn't hlon him, so would it be okay to retcon searching the boat? I think it would be fair to say that we would all take 20 on it since it's probably a good amount of money.


That is certainly an option.


Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7

Before the tent and all that business, cuz it has to be said.

Before Sakkarot leads them off she shifts back into her human skin suit and turns off her stupid dwarf disguise. Getting a little scowl on her face she tugs on his arm and looks up at him, "I'm not a human, don't lump me in with them. We need to recover something from the ship that belongs to us. Could we look for it before we go celebrate?" She asks while batting her eyelashes at him innocently.


Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7

Soooo...are we waiting on an answer from the Bugbear King, or are we just gonna look? I think Cyrus has the highest perception at a +9, but mine, Ruedo's, and Caliban's isn't too bad either, or does it even matter if we're taking 20? Cuz that pretty much means we're looking thoroughly right?


Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7

Looking at Ruedo and Ravan she says sort of apologetically, "I didn't mean nuthin' bad bout you guys by that. I mean...you're okay as far as humans go." Smirking slightly at Ruedo she says, "Some of you even more than okay. I didn't mean to sound that way...it's just...most "humans" that I've had contact with have been jerks so...." She just sort of trails off, hoping that she didn't hurt Ruedo or Ravan's feelings with her remark.


"No offense taken," Ruedo says, heading off to search the ship for the money.


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Female Human Sorceress 4/Archmage 2; HP: 27/27; AC: 15, T: 12; FF: 11; Fort: +3, Reflex: +6, Will: 7, Init: +10, Perception: +0

"I understand completely Eri, most of the worst monsters I've ever met were human." Ravanalonna says with a smile.


Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7

She just nods as they search every nook and cranny of the ship for what the cardinal gave the captain. She knew all too well what Ravan was talking about, but she was trying so hard not to revisit those memories. Rubbing her eyes she starts sniffing for the cardinal's scent as she tries to block out her past and focus on finding the money.


Sorry for disappearing. Work got crazy, then I had things to do to get ready for our friends coming over today, then exhaustion. I was a day.

It didn't take long for Eri to find the Captain's chest. Unlocking it with his key, you find the Cardinal's payment (6000 Gold) neatly stacked in a wooden box beside a pile of flea-infested clothing. Underneath all of that, she found a small silver statue of a nude mermaid and an additional 115 gold in loose coinage rattling around. There is also a box labeled Emergency Rations.


Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7

It's okay, we've all been there and with the holidays coming up its a super busy and quite stressful time of year. I got lots of stuff to do today too, so I might not be on too much either. How many rations are there? I'm also assuming that when the Cardinal told us that he didn't see any point in letting the money go to waste that he meant for us to use it right? Or did he mean for us to bring it back to him? I'm a little fuzzy on that part.

Doh!!


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Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7

Seeing the flea infested clothes she jumps back immediately, almost colliding with Ravan. Grabbing her arm she points to the pile of clothing, "Ravan...can you please get rid of them? Fleas are the last thing I need. Please Ravan?" She says As she stays well away from the irritating pests.


Well, you'd have to open the box to see how many rations there are.


Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7

Ummmm....maybe we'll just leave it there? I don't know if I wanna open any box he had in there. I scared. Someone else can open it If they want to, but it might be gross. Lol sorry....doing laundry and everything else.


Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7

Looking down she shakes her head, "I ain't touchin' nuthin' till those nasty fleas are gone." She says as she practically hides behind Ravan.


Female Human Sorceress 4/Archmage 2; HP: 27/27; AC: 15, T: 12; FF: 11; Fort: +3, Reflex: +6, Will: 7, Init: +10, Perception: +0

With an understanding smile, Ravanalonna steps back, guesturing with one hand as the filthy flea infested clothing floats up unto the air bunched up unto a ball by her will. With a snap of her fingers, the fabric bursts into flames soon becoming a burning sphere until it is entirely consumed.

Looking down at the box, the sorceress shifts her vision, searching for signs of magic. The captain was just the type to trap something labeled rations to harm any greedy bastard going through his things.


♂ | HP: 45/45 | AC: 17 | Acr +7, Ath +2, Nat +3, Per +5, Ste +7, Sur +5|Saves: S2*, D7*, C2, I0, W2, Ch0 | Init +4 | PP: 15 | Spd: 35' | Insp: No | HD: 5/5 | Spell DC: 13 | Spells: (4/4) | Status: Madness (Lvl 2)

"That was simple enough but we still have to deal with the loose ends. I recall something about fire and death before we move on to phase two." Cyrus says.


Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7

Actually I reread the part where he gave us the mission. The fire and death comes after they take us across the other side of the lake under the cover of darkness for us to infiltrate the tower thingy. I think that's what it said....now I'm not sure.

Letting Ravan deal with the box, she quickly divides up the money between the four if them and hands everyone fifteen hundred gold each, "There, that should be fifteen hundred each. I'll put the stupid statue and the loose coin in a party fund for us." Looking up at Ravan she gives her a grateful smile, "Thanks Ravan, I hate those pests."

She thinks as she listens to Cyrus, "I thought that was gonna happen after they sailed us across to the other side of the lake to where that watch tower wall thingy is?"


Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7

She thinks for a minute or two while Ravan investigates the box, "At least that's what I think he meant. I don't know, it's hard to remember exactly everything he said since he gave so many different instructions at once. You should be happy that I was even listening to the old fart." She says as she shrugs her shoulders slightly.


Ravan:
You don't see any magical aura from anything in the chest.

As far as the loose ends are concerned, they were supposed to take you across the lake, then you kill them and burn the boat. But, that was supposed to happen with the Captain still alive and you not winning over the crew. Since that's not the case here, options are open.

All that said, are you ready to continue with the feast?


Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7

But we weren't supposed to leave anything that could be traced back to us....so what should we do then? You wanna ship Mr. Pirate Cyrus?


Well, you can always send them away with the gold to do something else. I do believe you have an ivory tusk that could use enchanting. Or whatever, I mean there's a lot 6000 GP can do.


Female Skinwalker Barbarian 4/Champion 2; HP: 60/65; AC: 17/18 (in beast form), T: 13; FF: 14; Fort: +7, Reflex: +4, Will: +1, Init: +7, Perception: +7

I don't know, all I did was divide up the money between the four of us. I'll let someone with more brains than me figure it out. You guys decide what you want to do and I'll do whatever you want. We could also use a bag of holding.


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"A ship and a crew isn't easy to come by," Ruedo says. "I say we leave them be for now, perhaps take the time for Ravan to figure out which one would be suitably loyal to us and let him keep a handle on matters while we deal with business."


Outsider (Phantom) HP: 34/34; AC: 18, Touch: 13, FF: 15; Fort: +2, Ref: +5, Will: +3, Initiative: +2, Perception: +6

"It saves us money, should the need ever arise again," Caliban says in agreement.

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