Narrator of the lost Tomes |
I would like to apologize in advance for what is going to be an odd posting schedule for me, I am currently going to be doing rotating shift work, 12 hr days 7 days in a row with 2 days off between each rotation so there will be times when I am changing my sleep schedule and will have trouble posting or come home from work too tired to post. Hopefully I can get things moving along again.
DM Aron Marczylo |
Hope he gets to feeling better.
will post as much as I can, but atm I'm still quite ill. I shouldn't really be on the computer, but I'm a terrible patient.
Lanten Tiberiu |
Random chatter: So - I tried playing a game called Path of Exile - which is basically Diablo clone.
One of the classes is Duelist, that specialzies in dual-wielding. So I generated a two-sword warrior with the name of Lanten for fun. Not quite what I envisioned, but its been fun.
Godelina Evelyn |
I've been unable to get x-com to run well recently. Some update makes it incompatable with my graphics card. I have a radeon card, which seems to get the shaft in game updates.
I've been playing Omerta: City of Gangsters and been having fun with it. Unlocked all but 2 achievements on it, completed the game and played a few multiplayer missions. Been plaing Alice: Madness Returns and KOTOR 2. Fun games in all. But Omerta isn't worth full price imo. Once you get a income it generally becomes too easy.
Also been looking at other game systems and trying to find a cyberpunk system that I can understand AND will fit my idea for a begining.
Alex Martin |
Cyberpunk seems the best setting for my idea as they actually have orbital prisons.
You could go a hard Sci-fi route. Make it an satellite with prisoners in cryo-freeze maybe.
As far as game systems - trying to modify Pathfinder for it? Otherwise, maybe use Shadowrun or Traveller system? The former would be more cyberpunk, the latter would be a more techy.
Also, if you want to stick with 3.5 D&D, there was a great expansion book 8-9 years back called D20 Future that incorporated a lot of sci-fi elements and concepts.
Anyhow - good luck with it.
DM Aron Marczylo |
yeah I've been good. Been over Deevor's place if you know who he is and Completed Midnight Mirror. Brilliant Moduel.
Lanten Tiberiu |
An elven bard walks into a tavern and asks the crowd, "Who's dragon is that outside?"
An older gentleman, dressed in archmage robes stands up, and replies "Mine. Why?"
The bard somberly approaches the mage. "I regret to inform you that the halfling in our party has killed your dragon"
"What!" erupts the archmage. "Your halfling killed my dragon - the slayer of wizards; destroyer of nations; bane of heroes! How did this happen??!"
The bard sheepishly looks at the archmage and replies "Well...the little guy got stuck in its throat!"
Moral: Always chew your food.
Lanten Tiberiu |
An Elf, Human, and Dwarf order a beer. When the beer arrives, a fly lands in each one.
The Elf shoves the beer away in distain.
The Human flicks the fly away and drinks the beer.
The Dwarf picks the fly up by the wings, holding it over his glass and screams, "Spit it all out you little *******!"
DM Aron Marczylo |
I'm doing good. I love your jokes :D I need to tell Jim about them.
Lanten Tiberiu |
A dwarf stands guard on a bridge and everyday a halfling runs over it, turns left and leaps off the bridge to great pain and injury. After a week of this the Dwarf stops the halfing the next time he runs up.
"Whut da hell are ye doin, ya durn fool?" The halfling looks up at the Dwarf with a swollen eye and rubs his sprained wrist. "This cleric of Zon-Kuthon sold me this ring of levitation, and by gods, I'm going to make it work!"
DM Aron Marczylo |
Lmfao...love that. I bet the cleric was watching the pain and enjoying every moment of it.
Lanten Tiberiu |
Happy Friday. Hope everyone's doing alright, since its been kinda quiet. New joke - I think this is a transplant from another joke.
A human, an elf, and a dwarf are all contracted to build a palace for the great Sultan of the Efreet. Unfortunately, the massive dome collapses and the efreet's harem is crushed to death. Furious, the Sultan orders all three to be executed by beheading.
The human is dragged by the efreet's servants to a massive obsidian guillotine. His head is locked in the stocks and they pull the lever. The obsidian blade drops -- and then stops halfway, apparently stuck. The Sultan says "It is the will of Imix that you be live, so you shall be set free."
Next the elf is dragged to the guillotine. His head is locked in the stocks and they pull the lever. The obsidian blade drops -- and then stops halfway, apparently stuck. The Sultan says "It is the will of Imix that you be live, so you shall be set free."
Finally, the dwarf is dragged to the guillotine. Just before his head is about to be locked in the stocks he looks up and says,
"Ach. I see the problem!"