Adventures from the Lost Tomes

Game Master Dementia Walker


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Male Half-elven Fighter 3

I think you can carry-on, MacDuff. ;-)


Male Human

I would like to apologize in advance for what is going to be an odd posting schedule for me, I am currently going to be doing rotating shift work, 12 hr days 7 days in a row with 2 days off between each rotation so there will be times when I am changing my sleep schedule and will have trouble posting or come home from work too tired to post. Hopefully I can get things moving along again.


Male Half-elven Fighter 3

No worries - I can understand odd work schedules. It's been strange adjusting to a new one myself.


Male Human Psion(telepath) 2

I know the feeling. Take your time.


Male Human Psion(telepath) 2

Catch up charisma check roll:1d20 ⇒ 8; diplomacy or bluff if allowed1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22


Male Human Psion(telepath) 2

catch up will save: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6


Your Humble Narrator

Posting on behalf of Aron (overfiend); hes quite ill at the moment and unlikely to post for a day or two.


Male Workaholic, level 10

Hope he gets to feeling better.


Master of Gaming and Grognardia Current map
Alex Martin wrote:
Hope he gets to feeling better.

will post as much as I can, but atm I'm still quite ill. I shouldn't really be on the computer, but I'm a terrible patient.


Werehare Inquisitive 3/ Seeker 3/ Bard 3

Everyone okay out there?


Male Workaholic, level 10

Yep - just standing by for further updates. Don't know if I can add much in present situtation.


Female Aasimar Paladin/3rd) (HP 28/28, AC 19/10/19. F +8, R +4, W +7, P +3, Init +0

I'm still here.


Female Human Rogue 3 current hp 15/15; AC 16, t14, ff 12 ; Init +3; F+1, R +6, W +1; Perc +6

As am I.


Male Human

I apologize guys, I really am trying to keep up with things on here but work is harsh. Still working long rotating shift work and now I have more responsibilities on top of that so I am wiped out when I get home.


Male Workaholic, level 10

Althought I don't know the details, it's no worries on my part. I've done that - still do to some extent - so I can only offer good lucks and stay well.


Male Human Psion(telepath) 2

catch up bluff roll1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18


Male Human Psion(telepath) 2

Sense motive 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24


Male Half-elven Fighter 3

Hoepfully, those will do nicely in the current conversation. ;-)


Male Human Psion(telepath) 2

That is my hope.


Female Aasimar Paladin/3rd) (HP 28/28, AC 19/10/19. F +8, R +4, W +7, P +3, Init +0

*does the Can-Can*


Male Half-elven Fighter 3
Godelina Evelyn wrote:
*does the Can-Can*

Everybody Can-Can!

Because we Can-Can-Can!

Yes we Can-Can-Can!

(with all apologies to Fatboy Slim ;-))


Male Half-elven Fighter 3

Random chatter: So - I tried playing a game called Path of Exile - which is basically Diablo clone.

One of the classes is Duelist, that specialzies in dual-wielding. So I generated a two-sword warrior with the name of Lanten for fun. Not quite what I envisioned, but its been fun.


Werehare Inquisitive 3/ Seeker 3/ Bard 3

It's been League of Legends for me, and XCOM: Enemy Unknown.


Female Aasimar Paladin/3rd) (HP 28/28, AC 19/10/19. F +8, R +4, W +7, P +3, Init +0

I've been unable to get x-com to run well recently. Some update makes it incompatable with my graphics card. I have a radeon card, which seems to get the shaft in game updates.

I've been playing Omerta: City of Gangsters and been having fun with it. Unlocked all but 2 achievements on it, completed the game and played a few multiplayer missions. Been plaing Alice: Madness Returns and KOTOR 2. Fun games in all. But Omerta isn't worth full price imo. Once you get a income it generally becomes too easy.

Also been looking at other game systems and trying to find a cyberpunk system that I can understand AND will fit my idea for a begining.


Male Human Psion(telepath) 2

sense motive1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13


Female Aasimar Paladin/3rd) (HP 28/28, AC 19/10/19. F +8, R +4, W +7, P +3, Init +0

Cyberpunk seems the best setting for my idea as they actually have orbital prisons.


Male Workaholic, level 10
Godelina Evelyn wrote:
Cyberpunk seems the best setting for my idea as they actually have orbital prisons.

You could go a hard Sci-fi route. Make it an satellite with prisoners in cryo-freeze maybe.

As far as game systems - trying to modify Pathfinder for it? Otherwise, maybe use Shadowrun or Traveller system? The former would be more cyberpunk, the latter would be a more techy.

Also, if you want to stick with 3.5 D&D, there was a great expansion book 8-9 years back called D20 Future that incorporated a lot of sci-fi elements and concepts.

Anyhow - good luck with it.


Male Half-elven Fighter 3

Thumbs up hoping everyone is OK. Been busy on a project the last 10 days or so and haven't had time to check-in.


Werehare Inquisitive 3/ Seeker 3/ Bard 3

*waves*


Female Human Rogue 3 current hp 15/15; AC 16, t14, ff 12 ; Init +3; F+1, R +6, W +1; Perc +6

*taps mic*

"Hello, is this thing on?"

"Hi Lanten!"


Master of Gaming and Grognardia Current map

yeah I've been good. Been over Deevor's place if you know who he is and Completed Midnight Mirror. Brilliant Moduel.


Male Half-elven Fighter 3

Thumbs up!


Male Half-elven Fighter 3

An elven bard walks into a tavern and asks the crowd, "Who's dragon is that outside?"
An older gentleman, dressed in archmage robes stands up, and replies "Mine. Why?"

The bard somberly approaches the mage. "I regret to inform you that the halfling in our party has killed your dragon"

"What!" erupts the archmage. "Your halfling killed my dragon - the slayer of wizards; destroyer of nations; bane of heroes! How did this happen??!"

The bard sheepishly looks at the archmage and replies "Well...the little guy got stuck in its throat!"

Moral: Always chew your food.


Master of Gaming and Grognardia Current map

Lol I loved that


Male Human Psion(telepath) 2

LOL!


Male Human

I am really sorry you guys, I am completely slammed at work right now, I wish I had time to run this campaign properly and do it justice. If you all want to call it quits I understand, but I just am not going to be able to update regularly.


Werehare Inquisitive 3/ Seeker 3/ Bard 3

*grin* We've come back.. Post when you can, we'll do the same.


Master of Gaming and Grognardia Current map

I'm with Me'mori :)


Female Human Rogue 3 current hp 15/15; AC 16, t14, ff 12 ; Init +3; F+1, R +6, W +1; Perc +6

I am still here, so just post when you can Narrator.


Male Human Psion(telepath) 2

diddo


Male Half-elven Fighter 3

Also in agreement with the others. Keep up as best you can, DM.

Meanwhile, I'll keep telling the occasional groan-worthy joke. :-)


Male Half-elven Fighter 3

An Elf, Human, and Dwarf order a beer. When the beer arrives, a fly lands in each one.

The Elf shoves the beer away in distain.

The Human flicks the fly away and drinks the beer.

The Dwarf picks the fly up by the wings, holding it over his glass and screams, "Spit it all out you little *******!"


Male Half-elven Fighter 3

Just posting to say hello and hope everyone's doing alright.


Master of Gaming and Grognardia Current map

I'm doing good. I love your jokes :D I need to tell Jim about them.


Male Half-elven Fighter 3

I'll be online today, but will be unavailable most of Saturday and Sunday for some volunteer work.

For anyone who celebrates, Happy Easter.


Male Half-elven Fighter 3

A dwarf stands guard on a bridge and everyday a halfling runs over it, turns left and leaps off the bridge to great pain and injury. After a week of this the Dwarf stops the halfing the next time he runs up.

"Whut da hell are ye doin, ya durn fool?" The halfling looks up at the Dwarf with a swollen eye and rubs his sprained wrist. "This cleric of Zon-Kuthon sold me this ring of levitation, and by gods, I'm going to make it work!"


Master of Gaming and Grognardia Current map

Lmfao...love that. I bet the cleric was watching the pain and enjoying every moment of it.


Male Half-elven Fighter 3

How do you know a dwarf raided your pantry?
Only the bottom halves of the shelves are empty.

How do you know an elf raided your pantry?
Only vegetables and fruits are missing.

How do you know an orc raided your pantry?
Pantry? What pantry?


Male Half-elven Fighter 3

Happy Friday. Hope everyone's doing alright, since its been kinda quiet. New joke - I think this is a transplant from another joke.

A human, an elf, and a dwarf are all contracted to build a palace for the great Sultan of the Efreet. Unfortunately, the massive dome collapses and the efreet's harem is crushed to death. Furious, the Sultan orders all three to be executed by beheading.

The human is dragged by the efreet's servants to a massive obsidian guillotine. His head is locked in the stocks and they pull the lever. The obsidian blade drops -- and then stops halfway, apparently stuck. The Sultan says "It is the will of Imix that you be live, so you shall be set free."

Next the elf is dragged to the guillotine. His head is locked in the stocks and they pull the lever. The obsidian blade drops -- and then stops halfway, apparently stuck. The Sultan says "It is the will of Imix that you be live, so you shall be set free."

Finally, the dwarf is dragged to the guillotine. Just before his head is about to be locked in the stocks he looks up and says,

"Ach. I see the problem!"


Male Human Psion(telepath) 2

lol. Some dwarves can't help themselves.

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