Goblin Brain Unreservation Thread {2022}

[Majuba]

Greetings Paizoians! PaizoCon has nearly come upon us, and fantastic news! A late but bountiful harvest of Goblin Brains has been received, and these spine-ripened confections of gobliny goodness will be yours to claim! Working closely with the Pathfinder Society recruitment office*, we managed to pull in a quite rich harvest this year. The lightly ripened and stewed, we will be offering them in person, sans reservations for the very first time! As always, Goblin Brains are produced entirely from organic ingredients, and natural processes.

If you are attending PaizoCon 2022 (in person) and wish to distinguish your fashionable palette and engage your body and mind with the rich and high-protein candied noodles of Golarion's own meanest minute menaces, be sure to seek out attendants wearing the "Majuba" branded shirts to receive yours!

If you wish to include your real name below {preferred due to font size}, efforts will be made to locate you, but no guarantees are possible due to logistics this year. [PaizoCon PSA, click here to customize your badge on the E-Tickets page.)

We have a truly gross number of brains this year and... 5 lucky recipients will receive the secret recipe!

Don't miss out on the candied pondering organs of Golarion's own minute menaces!

Warning: Goblins have a diet notoriously high in peanuts, wheat, and sugar. Do not consume if allergic. Diabetics should consume this nutritionally balanced snack in moderation.

Praise from respected ecologists**:

Testimonials:

Kigvan wrote:

Goblin Brains* (TM) ~~ the socially conscious treat!

Ryan Costello wrote:

All brains must be eaten.

Shadowborn wrote:

Most delicious and an excellent seminar snack.

Runelord Zutha wrote:

The little green things? Oh yes, quite tasty.

*: Ancient Osirian Tip, include a jar of pickles in your recruitment office window!

**: Ecologists is used here in the widely-accepted sense of a person, real or fictional, who may or may not exist in an ecosystem.

[Alex Speidel]

I continue to be confused by this, but also intrigued.

[DTrueheart]

This reminds me of my local con’s Toxic Waste. You had to have special tokens and know which room to go to.

[Majuba]

Alex Speidel wrote:

I continue to be confused by this, but also intrigued.

I'll be sure to tag you Alex - the OPC always gets one... usually because so easy to find.

DTrueheart wrote:

This reminds me of my local con’s Toxic Waste. You had to have special tokens and know which room to go to.

Probably a very different thing - Goblin Brains are highly nutritious brain food!

[Tehrissa]

I am unsure if I am intrigued or disgusted. Either way, count me in. My real name is Marissa.

[Doug Benson]

I would love to be considered to receive a goblin brain. I have missed those yearly treats and seeing the baker himself.

[Lady Ladile]

Brainsssss...

Er, I mean I'd love to try one, please :)

(Real name is Kristin.)

[Nizari]

Woo so missed these....

Please add me to the list :-)

[Majuba]

Great!

Oh - I should mention if you'd rather send your name by PM, that's totally okay. I just got tired of squinting at folks' chests trying to read the mini-font board names.

[Nomadical]

I've never ordered them before but always been curious. Seems like this is the best time to get 'em, while they're still warm and fresh from the skull....

Real name is Jim D****. Looking forward to meeting you, Majuba.

[Laktharis]

I wish to consume these "goblin brains" of yours

Grant them to my servant, Vanessa Hoskins

[Vanessa Hoskins]

Laktharis wrote:

I wish to consume these "goblin brains" of yours

Grant them to my servant, Vanessa Hoskins

I am no servant of yours, FIEND! Begone before I shatter you, puny "god."

Ahem... I would like to sample these "brains" you speak of

[Leg o' Lamb]

The BEST PaizoCon tradition. Get the brains. Trust me.

[Deidre Tiriel]

Goblin brains available in the restaurant until 7:30!

[Mika Hawkins]

Alex Speidel wrote:

I continue to be confused by this, but also intrigued.

Oooooh eat a brain for me, Alex! Since I can't be there! <3

[Majuba]

Hope everyone who wanted one got one!

[Alex Speidel]

Mika Hawkins wrote:

Alex Speidel wrote:

I continue to be confused by this, but also intrigued.

Oooooh eat a brain for me, Alex! Since I can't be there! <3

I did consume one (1) goblin brain. It changed me in still-undiscovered ways.

[Brian Bauman]

I also had one of these goblin brains. Fine materials. Nice padding. Soft cover. Firm, yet breathable! I thank you very much!

[Lady Ladile]

I will join my voice to the chorus to sing the praises of goblin brains. Best brains I've ever eaten, 10/10 would consume again!