
Clara Johnson |

"You need to pump the blood out of the pig." Clara tells and starts on one boar by kneeling on it's side, pulling the leg up and pushing it down over and over to make more blood spill out of the gaping wound.
"You do the other."

Jewel Branston |

Jewel moves up to the second boar and uses her little spear to rip the throat open, then does as Clara suggests working the legs to pump the blood out.
”These are heavy. If we just drag them Tarjun might be able to drag one and Clara and I can pull the other.”

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Tarjun goes a little white in the face when the blood starts gushing out. "Ugh! I'm not even sure it's worth the sausages..." He averts his eyes.
"I'll drag one behind me, but like. That's it."
"Oof, I think I'm gonna be sick." His face is looking more and more ashen.

Jewel Branston |

I only posted grabbing weapons....
Jewel grabs the rear hoof of the boar Clara had and joins with her tugging it along. "In the future maybe we should bring something to make this part easier. Maybe a sled and Paddington or Wookie?"

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"I bet Bruihu could fit one boar under each arm!" Even if Tarjun is easily the stronger of the three kids, he seems to be struggling too.

Jewel Branston |

Jewel struggles with the boar but has to agree with Clara. "Clara's got a good point. And is your Mother going to be happy to see that there are two boars that have to be cleaned and worked? Do you know how to butcher one of these? If not I bet we'll be learning today...."
Struggling with pulling the heavy load she mutters 'quietly', "I know there's magic that would help. I just don't have the spell!"
I could cast communal ant haul, but that doesn't affect actual strength. If we had rope and I had prepared mount.... Maybe next time?

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"He ain't eating any. Maybe he has no opinions," Tarjun says defensively. "I don't have one against eating sunlight!"
I could technically cast a Rage for the whole group, but do we really want our moms to see us in Berserker mode? :P

Clara Johnson |

"Wait a minute!" Clara throws herself on the boar and rolls around to have it on top of her. Which is kind a mess with blood still dripping out of the gash in the boar's chest. But then Clara and the boar rise into the air with Clara trying hard to balance the boar on top.
Acrobatics: 1d20 + 10 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) + 10 + (5) = 18
"Now you pull me, that's easier."

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Tarjun just watches as the two girls just whizz past his head. He's too taken aback to even call out to them. He finds himself alone in the woods, still holding the heavy corpse of a dead boar.
"Well, s$*%," he says out loud, though obviously to no one in particular. He hesitates for a few seconds. Should he try to go on?
A few seconds of thinking, and he comes to the conclusion that it's not worth it.
He lets go of the boar's hind legs, and finds himself a nearby fallen tree to sit comfortably on. To spend the time as he waits, he takes out one of his flutes, and starts playing.[/b]
Perform (wind instruments): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (15) + 9 = 24
It is a difficult piece, and he makes the occasional mistake, but the more he plays, the more beautiful the music becomes.

Foxy Quickpaw |
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The weather is nice, the sun shines and only a few white clouds like cottonballs dot the blue sky. The birds come looking at who plays such a wonderful melody and join in chirping along.
Tarjun takes his first step of becoming a disney princess. :D

Jewel Branston |

Hearing Mrs. Johnson's words makes Jewel laugh, very loud. "Flying pigs.... How about this one!?!" She calls out as they approach.
"But could we get Wookie and Paddington to help haul the other one? Tarjun is struggling to even drag it along."

Clara Johnson |

Once the boar is dropped, Clara walks into the butcher workshop and grabs Two hooks and a chain. "What else do we have that would help to drag the next boar here? We thought about taking paddington, but we have no harness for him to pull."

Gertrud Johnson |

"Yeah, no. You're not taking paddington alone into the woods. I don't want a gnawed upon boar."
"You can build a simple sled with two branches and some rope. That should be enough to pull a boar without magic."
Gertrud draws her knife and starts gutting the boar. "I'm busy here for a while. I can't help you now."

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Amused by the interest of his newfound audience, Tarjun beams at the birds. "Want another one?" He plays a different tune.
Perform (wind instruments): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11
He is a lot less skilled at this improvised piece, though. Looks like it'd be quite some time before he wears a gown and talks to sparrows.

Jewel Branston |

Jewel looks around. "Something to cut a couple branches, and rope. And there should be enough for all of us to pull. I doubt Tarjun has moved it more than a couple feet after we took off flying. Dragging it would be a lot harder than what we did.
"Did you use the levitation from the flight hex? I could do the same and you could pull with flight like I did. Might upset Tarjun though since he already pulled his boar a little way!"

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All of the birds have long since flown away when the girls finally reach Tarjun, and his recent musical blunders have not put him in the best of mood. "Took you some time!" he says reproachfully, putting his flute away. "Coulda grown roots and sprouted leaves before you came back."
From the looks of it, the boar has not moved an inch since Jewel and Clara left.

Jewel Branston |

"That sounds good! But we might need to bury him a little deeper than that. And maybe your mother can spare some of the guts of a boar for fertilizer?"
She lays down by the boar and pulls on it.... "OK. Help me get it centered over me and I'll levitate. Then Clara can fly it home."

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"And I guess I'll just follow on foot then," Tarjun sighs dramatically. "Just so you know, I'll turn into a damn apple tree - so I can throw 'em at you when you fly!"

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"Careful! This one might get the doctor running!" Tarjun yells out in kind. He finds himself alone again, and this time for good. "Aw, shoot," he shakes his head, and starts walking towards home.

Jewel Branston |

Jewel nods. ”I thought two might have been too many. But Tarjun put them to sleep. We had to kill them quickly before they woke up.”
”But we do need to know what has to be done after the kill, and how to dress the animal. Tarjun should be here soon so he can learn too.”

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Tarjun is not there soon. Actually, even with his limp, he must have taken his sweet time to come back. Perhaps he was hoping to avoid having to participate in the butchering of the boar.
"What did I miss?" he smiles at the girls.

Jewel Branston |

Jewel waits until Tarjun arrives, knowing how long it should have taken him....
"Right. Grab a knife. Mrs. Johnson is going to teach us what we should have done before dragging the carcasses here, and how to properly butcher them so the meat won't be spoiled."

Gertrud Johnson |

"You need either a special knife like this here" Gertrud shows a curved knife that has has a ball at the tip "Or you take a regular knife that is only sharpened on one side and put your finger on the back covereing the tip."
"Then you cut open the belly from here to here. And remove all the intestines. And you want to be really careful here to not cut into that, or the meat will taste of s&+~."
With one smooth cut with the finger and knife inside cutting up and outwards the belly is opened, with the other hand everything swiped out and then two cuts and the colon, stomach and some other organs are removed. "You can turn some of that into sausage but you usually don't bring that from a hunt. You leave that for the foxes."

Jewel Branston |

Jewel watches, obviously interested. This wasn't something totally new to any of them, but she hadn't actually paid attention to learn about butchering before. When you could talk to animals it made it kind of hard to think of cutting them up for meat....
"That boar was heavy, and dumping the intestines would have removed some of the weight. And we could have created water with magic to wash out the carcass. Would you normally skin it and cut it up there as well? Or wait until you got back to properly butcher it? There are other magics that can preserve the meat and keep it from spoiling quick. But how do people without magic do that? Salt?"

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Tarjun averts his eyes, clearly uncomfortable. "Urgh. It smells really bad. I thought it'd be more... pork-y?"

Jewel Branston |

Jewel nods when Gertrud mentions needing a cart to transport cut up meat. "Good point. I was just thinking about how heavy it is."
Glancing at Clara she asks, "Do you have the spell to create a magical mount for a couple of hours? I didn't have it prepared but it could have helped. If you don't maybe our familiars could get together? And Tarjun, maybe you could engineer some sort of rope lift to pull a carcass up for a horse to carry it?"

Jewel Branston |

Jewel looks at Clara, but then understands that she doesn't know the spell. "Chirp can teach the Mount spell to your familiar. Then you'll be able to cast it. It's not like the spells to summon something to fight for you. It summons a horse to ride, and lasts for several hours. That way we wouldn't have to drag it. And sometimes you could ride it. It's not like flying, but it's better than walking."
She glances at Gertrud. "The next boar? But you don't mean today, or even tomorrow right? I think our folks might have some other work for us...."

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Tarjun blinks in confusion. "Why would we hunt another boar? Is two not enough, Mrs Johnson?"