My daughter.
Out with the old, in with the nude.
A watched cauldron never toils.
The Spanish mariner.
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Bigger than Godzilla
Sweeter than agave nectar
More conductive than a wool sweater on a rainy day
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Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Outer space
Ed Wood homage
Banned from Facebook
Neil DeGrasse Tyson's supervillain alter-ego.
Cypherpunk anti-hero.
Whale of a tale.
DID NOT KILL HIMSELF.
A retelling of Jonah and the Whale set in the 23rd or so century.
Acute
A cute
Enqueue it
Flatland Rule 34.
My mother is Godzilla.
My father is King Kong.
My sister is the stupid one who made up this stupid song!
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The infamous reptile-simian hybrid bard Jango, child annoyer, bane of skyscrapers and wanted on 12 star systems.
Rasta
Pasta
Cost ya
The trendy (and thus pricey) Jamaican-Italian Fusion place three blocks down from me.
Hotsy
Totsy
Not see
Softcore invisibility-porn.
Men with large noses.
Fondue.
Sacred geometry.
Jimmy Durante and Karl Malden volunteering at the soup kitchen.
Who are you?
Where did you come from?
Why did I do this?
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Things you are better off not asking yourself, especially when knee deep in olive oil, naked and wielding a pair of garden shears.
Yellow
Jello
Hello?
Top 3 (descending order) Ways To Answer The Phone!
Where did I come from?
Where am I going?
How long have I got?
A traveler with amnesia finds a very very very long string...
Acropolis
A corrupt police
A core up Alice
A typical Thursday night in Athens.
One Less.
One Moore.
Eight is enough.
Sounds like the advice GoatToucher gave some patients when they needed therapy.
No refunds
All deliveries are to be placed in rear
Buy one, get one free!
That actual advice I give patients in need of therapy.
The Right Place
The Wrong Time
Tea For Two
The outcome of what happens when you use a time machine to get to your date on time.
Louie Kaboom
What do we do to the weak?
Prepare the Palace for my return!
Things you overhear in Sicily.
A study in contrasts.
Facial-hair that has since become taboo.
Brent Spiner's a sincere fan.
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That short-lived Cable TV series Hal-waii Five-Oh, a mashup of Tom Selleck and science fiction.
Three before me.
Above, pause, whisper.
Decontaminating the workplace.
GoatToucher and his workroom.
It's Morphing Time!
Recruit a team of teenagers with attitude.
What could possibly go wrong?
GoatToucher and his workroom.
Sugar.
Spice.
Four kilograms of Uranium 234.
Things that wars have been fought over.
Bazooka.
Palooka.
Hanukkah.
Celebrating the holidays with a bang!
That's eight times Dr Suess rolled in his grave! Ah ha ha ha!
When did Marge Simpson mutate with Alfred E Newman?!
Yes, but not this Philippines!
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Three things that don't merge, though I've had the urge, blue hair, freckles and pineapple, a Mad-dening surge.
Fission.
Fishin.
Fizzin'.
Ways to make water boil without a stove!
Unorthodox routes of socioeconomic mobility.
Dodgers of the non-baseball-playing variety.
Defusing anti-Semitism via Dom DeLuise.
The Real Cannonball Run
1. Not much into health food.
2. Into champagne.
3. Has at least half a brain.
This man's ideal bride.
1. Was a subject of moral panic about 100 years ago.
2. Makes wizards out of the handicapped.
3. Requires balls of steel.
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Accepting the strike of a 100-lb hammer into your genitals. Or accepting a 100 lb genital while your hammer was on strike. I forget.
Babesia
Micronesia
Synesthesia
The ingredients for Milk of Magnesia
One Potato
Two Potato
Negative three Potato
A perfectly-balanced Latvian diet.
A unit of measurement for our pain.
One of us (at least hypothetically).
Found either in the rain, or in fire - or possibly on a tortilla!
GoatToucher, in some way, but I don't want to think about it.
The Skannerz Project
Planet Kaos
"You must build it, or they'll take over your world."
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Three inventions that were better off left un-invented.
A green dog under a yellow tree
Bellybutton lint
Arrhythmia
Low-grade ibogaine.
Monarch metal.
Bitter perfume.
Rubber cigar.
How the cheese that IHIYC sells at his shop tastes at different ages.
Day of the Dumpster
No Clowning Around
Green with Evil
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Kermit the Frog finding a thrown away copy of the Necronomicon behind the Big Top.
One Fish
Two parabolas
Infinite candy
SDSS J0100+2802
My bugs.
My BUGS!
My buuuuuuuuuuuugs...!
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The inside of my head at all times.
Five foot two.
Eyes of blue.
An insatiable hunger for the flesh of the living.
The Money You COULD Have Saved By Switching to GEICO!!!
A magical amulet (some assembly required).
Stone statues, yet with living eyes.
"These shoes are killing me!"
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Michaelangelo's David taking a level in wizard, during their first crafting job for Imelda Marcos.
A core rulebook
Rule a core book
Book a core rule
The Law Library at the Center of the Earth
One for the money.
Two for the show.
Three for the Old Ones That Sleep Below.
GoatToucher organising the latest three "visitors" to his workroom.
Kingdom Hearts
Hollow Bastion
Scala ad Caelum
Names of famous Canopic-Jar Derby winners!
The camera at the back of a theatre.
The actor at the far end of a stage.
The sociopath at the top of a failing company.
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They couldn't capture the best of what's around.
Canned Knowledge
Boxed Justice
Sealed Empathy
The latest in a new line of GoatToucher brand products, get them while you can!
9 Generations of Pokémon
3 Sanderson Sisters
12 Days of Christmas
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Put all ingredients in. Mix until smooth. Enjoy over ice, or as a salad topping. Serves a dozen.
Rock
Paper
Scalpel
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GoatToucher's way of selecting victims...I mean volunteers.
One for the honey
Two to blow
Three to get steady
For an ANUS FULL OF BEES!
A whip.
A drip.
A triple flip.
A Belgian Dip.
Trial by Fire.
Wages of War.
Shadows of Darkness.
Three 2000 page books in the cosmere series written by Brandon Sanderson this month!
A little of this
A little of that
A touch of you-know-what
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