"Crunch show them what Merisile is for, as you sniff around."
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"oh... she's calistrian..."
"Dicky, you got access to Remove Disease, yet?" Rikki asks the Sarenrite. "If so, I'll bet Ri'chard's mom will have use of you."
A woman who knows how to use the whip? Well alright.
"I'll keep an eye on the spy. You know. Make sure she doesn't cause trouble."
They are all so into discovering things, so much discovery so little time.
Overheard at the banquet... "Why don't we give her the Dick Shaft?"
"Yeah run the tables on her!"
Something burning in the oven?
"Lady Vaelia just released a stream of demons" As Dick grabs his nose
Made it through 2 rounds of influence checks. This feast is getting underway soonish....
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I take my coffee black, like my Shaft
I can't believe I volunteered for this. Wait yes I can. It's mostly fun. ;)
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Jolene just gave us her top three songs about butts:
1) Baby Got Back
2) Baby Got Back
3) Baby Got Back
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Lady Vaelia: "heal your mouth shut" to Dicky
jolene to jon.... genius
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Jolene Danner wrote: I can't believe I volunteered for this. Wait yes I can. It's mostly fun. ;) You begged, pleaded, cajoled.
You got what you deserved!
Officer Rikki Gunderson wrote: Jolene Danner wrote: I can't believe I volunteered for this. Wait yes I can. It's mostly fun. ;) You begged, pleaded, cajoled.
You got what you deserved! Not the players I want, the players I deserved. So true.
"We're gonna fill her up." - Referring to her influence check boxes.
Rico Rodriguez, Int. Affairs wrote: "We're gonna fill her up." - Referring to her influence checks. The GM was heard to say, "He's totally filled up!" as Rikki chatted up Lord Rothos of House Vastille!
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I mean her hand is on your friend dick
Rikki turns to he military man Lord Rothos, suggesting they might meet Cairnlands later, to "discuss" the strategies of defending Absalom. She gives him a wink, and then turns to "influence" Scion Lord Kerkis next!
Overheard at the table, Jolene needs Dick?
Followed by "Who's this pussy sitting in my chair?" from Dick Shaft!
Seriously, what's the cat's name?
seven checkboxes and counting. The calistrian is not full yet? Challenge acccepted.:
... "..it burns a little..." says the GM about the Calistrian.
Points to Lady Vaelia "This one's like a Tian finger trap"
again heard at the table from @Jolene, "I still need Dick!"
Dick Shaft replies, "What?"
Dicky Serpico wrote: More Dick? Never enough....
Officer Rikki Gunderson wrote: Dicky Serpico wrote: More Dick? Never enough.... Nods
"Well done, she's now dripping with influence."
"She's overflowing with frothy influence"
Search for evil? Crotch sniffing activated!
Where is "Bollywood" when you need him!!!
Ummmm.....
Wow, yes oysters.
And a tumbler of gin.
And If you ever want that mezzanine level added, it would just take a few minutes.
"One Gin coming up."
Dix' works on the order before the pot of coffee starts whistling. "Dicky! wake up! yer coffee's ready and we need an oyster special."
Looking around the bar, and the still passed out Swat team.. that was one wild feast...
"Mel, one order of oysters coming right up! And let's talk about that mezzanine. I got some of that sweet Abadaran insurance money finally. I swear, those guys are like Chelaxians when it comes to paying off a contract. Nit pick this;nit pick that, Oof. It's almost like they don't run an honest business over there."
"IT IS ABOUT TIME. WHAT TOOK SO LONG, DICKY? THUNDERLIPS! HAS BEEN STTUCK GOING TO VARIOUS BLAKROS FAMILY FUNCTIONS FOR WAY TOO LONG. THE OLD WOMAN BLAKROS TALKS TOO MUCH AND SHE NEVER HAS ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT THUNDERLIPS!."
"You should shave," SHE SAYS. "You should bathe," SHE SAYS. "You should wear nicer and more clothes," SHE SAYS. DOESN'T THE OLD WOMAN BLAKROS UNDERSTAND THUNDERLIPS!?
"SO, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU ALL HAD A BENDER LAST NIGHT. WHERE AT? AND WHY WASN'T THUNDERLIPS! INVITED?"
"YOU SAID IT, THUNDERCOCK!."
Payment, not needed. Here is what it would look like...
Mel concentrates as a framework of iron railings fades into existence. Happy gnomes and halflings drink casually while Erinyes barmaids fly overhead.
Just an illusion, it will take an hour to install, anchor, and paint. This evening if convenient..or anytime you like.
"Oddly enough, the bar is most popular during the week. Too much going on for the Swat team to be drinking on the weekend. The most body recovery missions occur then. Don't ask why - it's the way it is."
Dix' continues washing bar glasses in the nearly empty bar.
"Sorry, I was totes engrossed reading this book about the secret history of some small logging consortium town, and how it was a weird locus for Dominion of the Black abductions, weird spirit possessions, and other assorted oddities. Any one need a beverage?"
"Did it talk about owls?"
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