>> Ask *Rysky* anything, anything at all! <<

[Limeylongears]

John Kretzer wrote:

Hello Mistress Rysky,

I have a question that is very NSFW. This is the only place I can think to ask it...I will put it in spoilers...

** spoiler omitted **

There's also the matter of What Comes Out of the real thing...

And the fact that it can vary in size, shape and firmness, depending on circumstances...

And the fact that, if a certain operation has not been performed, there will be additional moving parts...

I imagine it would be possible to imitate all those things, if you were sufficiently dedicated.

[Rysky]

Limeylongears wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

Hello Mistress Rysky,

I have a question that is very NSFW. This is the only place I can think to ask it...I will put it in spoilers...

** spoiler omitted **

There's also the matter of What Comes Out of the real thing...

And the fact that it can vary in size, shape and firmness, depending on circumstances...

And the fact that, if a certain operation has not been performed, there will be additional moving parts...

I imagine it would be possible to imitate all those things, if you were sufficiently dedicated.

Bad Dragon does give you the option to add a cum tube to run through the middle of them to simulate that.

[Eekster Buhnay]

I have heard the ones made of Pyrex glass are microwavable/heat resistant, so you can warm them up before using.

[Limeylongears]

*Ping!*

O good. My dildo's done.

[Rysky]

Eekster Buhnay wrote:

I have heard the ones made of Pyrex glass are microwavable/heat resistant, so you can warm them up before using.

*nods*

That or hot or cold water.

[Rysky]

Rysky wrote:

Limeylongears wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

Hello Mistress Rysky,

I have a question that is very NSFW. This is the only place I can think to ask it...I will put it in spoilers...

** spoiler omitted **

There's also the matter of What Comes Out of the real thing...

And the fact that it can vary in size, shape and firmness, depending on circumstances...

And the fact that, if a certain operation has not been performed, there will be additional moving parts...

I imagine it would be possible to imitate all those things, if you were sufficiently dedicated.

Bad Dragon does give you the option to add a cum tube to run through the middle of them to simulate that.

Speaking of, they're having a 15% off sale right now.

[John Kretzer]

Rysky wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

Hello Mistress Rysky,

I have a question that is very NSFW. This is the only place I can think to ask it...I will put it in spoilers...

** spoiler omitted **

Hmm, while the texture can be quite realistic, there's still the fact the real thing puts off a LOT of heat, so she might be able to tell by that.

Did not think of the heat...

Thank you, Mistress.

[John Kretzer]

Eekster Buhnay wrote:

I have heard the ones made of Pyrex glass are microwavable/heat resistant, so you can warm them up before using.

Well people complain about cold hands and feet...so that makes sense.

[Rysky]

John Kretzer wrote:

Rysky wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

Hello Mistress Rysky,

I have a question that is very NSFW. This is the only place I can think to ask it...I will put it in spoilers...

** spoiler omitted **

Hmm, while the texture can be quite realistic, there's still the fact the real thing puts off a LOT of heat, so she might be able to tell by that.

Did not think of the heat...

Thank you, Mistress.

Glad to be of help ^w^

Hope you two have fun!

[Avahzi Serafian]

Sinners.

Sinners, sinners, sinners.

None of you are free from sin.

...

Good.

[Rysky]

Avahzi Serafian wrote:

Sinners.

Sinners, sinners, sinners.

None of you are free from sin.

...

Good.

Oi! There's nothing sinful about enjoying sex toys, it's what you do with them that can be sinful.

[Limeylongears]

I don't see why, providing nobody dances or advocates Socinianism.

[John Kretzer]

Have a Happy Nre Year Mistress Rysky.

Any New Years resolution you are making?

[Rysky]

Same to you, John ^w^

Atm? Just to keep the amount of posts the Roobit deletes down.

[Master Pugwampi]

Rysky wrote:

Same to you, John ^w^

Atm? Just to keep the amount of posts the Roobit deletes down.

*carefully begins planning various discussion points to place on the threads to get a "reaction" from Rysky*

Hmmm...maybe something about how anyone who likes Linnorms is lame or something...got to work on that...

*looks up and sees Rysky*

*quickly hides the papers*

...nothing to see here...nothing at all...

Happy New Year!

...look, behind you—a Stygian Linnorm!

*flees from the thread*

[Feros]

Happy New Year, Rysky!

[John Napier 698]

To 2016,

How I'll miss you. Not! For the anxiety and fear that you have caused in my friends and others here on Paizo that I've come to care about, for the uncounted acts of misery and suffering that occurred on your watch, and for the musical and acting talent that you've taken before their time, you deserve to burn in the darkest corner of the deepest pit in the ninth level of Hell. So enjoy your final moments in history. As you leave, I'll give you a pair of single finger salutes. Then I'll drink a toast from a bottle of Sake that I just bought. May it not be long before you're forgotten. You're no longer welcome here. Now go away.

[Rysky]

Master Pugwampi wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Same to you, John ^w^

Atm? Just to keep the amount of posts the Roobit deletes down.

*carefully begins planning various discussion points to place on the threads to get a "reaction" from Rysky*

Hmmm...maybe something about how anyone who likes Linnorms is lame or something...got to work on that...

*looks up and sees Rysky*

*quickly hides the papers*

...nothing to see here...nothing at all...

Happy New Year!

...look, behind you—a Stygian Linnorm!

*flees from the thread*

Hmmm-WAIT WHERE?!?!

*looks*

[Rysky]

Feros wrote:

Happy New Year, Rysky!

Happy new year, Feros and Wumpums!

[Vidmaster7]

I don't know I feel like 2017 is gonna be worse. I'm usually a optimist too.

[Vidmaster7]

Oh and happy new year everyone

[Rysky]

Happy new year Vid :3

[John Napier 698]

Happy New Year, Everyone. :)

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Happy new year Rysky.

[Hunt, the PugWumpus]

Yes, Happy New Year to everyone. :)

Edit: Also... hmmm... <clicky-clicky>

[Rysky]

John Napier 698 wrote:

Happy New Year, Everyone. :)

Happy New Year!

[Rysky]

The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

Happy new year Rysky.

Thankies, happy new year to you too :3

[Rysky]

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

Yes, Happy New Year to everyone. :)

Edit: Also... hmmm... <clicky-clicky>

Bwaaaaaaaaaaa!

Thank you!

*glomps tightly*

[Sissyl]

Happy new year, Rysky! To a bolder, more deliciously pervy year! To more energy levels drained, to the pinned and entangled conditions, and to lots and lots of consent. =)

[Rysky]

Sissyl wrote:

Happy new year, Rysky! To a bolder, more deliciously pervy year! To more energy levels drained, to the pinned and entangled conditions, and to lots and lots of consent. =)

YUS!

[John Napier 698]

I resolve to try to be a better friend to those on Paizo's Mesageboards. I resolve to try to tone down my cynicism and sarcasm. I resolve to try to sit and watch all the way through my remaining un-watched anime titles.
And I resolve to try to be a better person throughout the coming year.

[Rysky]

Nice :3

[John Napier 698]

Whoo-Hoo!!! Just broke 750 posts, in just a couple of months.

P.S. And about half were favorited by at least one person. Never before in my life has my opinions been so well respected.

[John Kretzer]

John Napier 698 wrote:

Whoo-Hoo!!! Just broke 750 posts, in just a couple of months.

P.S. And about half were favorited by at least one person. Never before in my life has my opinions been so well respected.

If half of those posts are favored by Tacticslion than those don't count..he favors everything...

[John Napier 698]

Many were fav'd by more than one person. It'll take time to filter out TL's favs.

[captain yesterday]

I disagree, both that he favorites everything, and that it doesn't count. :-)

There are many a post I've made he hasn't favorite'd. In fact I have an entire thread, some 1,700+ posts, and he hasn't favorite'd a single one. :-)

[John Napier 698]

Come to think of it, I've noticed that as well. There are many posts that I've made on the Deep 6 FaWtL thread that he hasn't touched.

[John Napier 698]

Feeling tired now. Good night, everyone.

[Rysky]

Hmm, we need to come up with an algorithm that predicts what posts he will favourite.

[Rysky]

John Napier 698 wrote:

Feeling tired now. Good night, everyone.

Good night.

[captain yesterday]

Rysky wrote:

Hmm, we need to come up with an algorithm that predicts what posts he will favourite.

I already have. Or specifically, what posts he doesn't favorite, but due to my eternal respect for him, i shan't share. :-)

Besides, if i continue to hype it up i can hopefully turn it into a Davinci Code situation. :-)

Except with Pirate Antonio Banderas instead of Tom Hanks.

[John Napier 698]

I also resolve to try to learn how to speak Japanese, so that I may be of better use to the Anime convention I work for.

[Rysky]

There ya go!

[Sir RicHunt Attenwampi]

Mistress Rysky,

Tiefling horns, yes or no? If yes, which (animal) horn types are the best, or at least, your faves?

Clawed toes or hooved feet, which do you prefer?

Digitigrade legs, yay or nay?

[Rysky]

Sir RicHunt Attenwampi wrote:

Mistress Rysky,

Tiefling horns, yes or no? If yes, which (animal) horn types are the best, or at least, your faves?

Clawed toes or hooved feet, which do you prefer?

Digitigrade legs, yay or nay?

Yes. Ones that provide good leverage.

Depends.

Yay!

[John Napier 698]

Good Morning, Rysky,

Two hours for my allergy pills seems to work fine. I got a good night's rest without having my allergies flare up. So, I'll take the pills an hour before I leave work. :)

[Rysky]

Good to hear, hope they don't make you drowsy while driving though.

[John Napier 698]

Rysky wrote:

Good to hear, hope they don't make you drowsy while driving though.

No worries there, I don't drive. Pittsburgh's got an awesome mass transit system. Two short bus trips, and I'm within ten blocks from home.

[Rysky]

Cool :3

[John Napier 698]

Rysky,

The good Baron posted a link to this. I believe that nearly everyone will agree to the sentiment.