What is in my closet?
Is the monster still in there?
*Thoroughly fumigates his closets and rigs various leg hold traps, deadfalls and claymore mines in them.*
Is the monster still in there?
If it is I would like it to tidy up for once....
How much time do you think before you pass KoboldCleaver's thread?
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What is in my closet?
*rummages around* A dusty tuxedo you forgot to return to the rental place, a T-shirt with a whale on it, a ruined pair of shoes, a few pieces from various Halloween costumes, a Domino Rally playset, a mostly-empty photo album, a revolver chamber (the rest of the gun is nowhere to be found), a small stack of Star Trek novels, and an ungodly amount of beer.
I believe that between you and I (yes I'm Hiding, I am talking to you) we can answer any question imaginable.
However, my question is
"Should I start an ask Waglinde Anything Thread?"
What is in my closet?
*rummages around* A dusty tuxedo you forgot to return to the rental place, a T-shirt with a whale on it, a ruined pair of shoes, a few pieces from various Halloween costumes, a Domino Rally playset, a mostly-empty photo album, a revolver chamber (the rest of the gun is nowhere to be found), a small stack of Star Trek novels, and an ungodly amount of beer.
A revolver chamber? A chamber on a modern firearm is the hole that you place the cartridge in. So you found a hole (i.e., nothing) and nothing else in addition to that. Unless of course you were attempting to refer to a revolver *cylinder*, the part that has the holes drilled in it to hold the cartridges.
What are you talking about, I've got five revolver chambers in my pocket right now
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A revolver chamber? A chamber on a modern firearm is the hole that you place the cartridge in. So you found a hole (i.e., nothing) and nothing else in addition to that. Unless of course you were attempting to refer to a revolver *cylinder*, the part that has the holes drilled in it to hold the cartridges.What is in my closet?
*rummages around* A dusty tuxedo you forgot to return to the rental place, a T-shirt with a whale on it, a ruined pair of shoes, a few pieces from various Halloween costumes, a Domino Rally playset, a mostly-empty photo album, a revolver chamber (the rest of the gun is nowhere to be found), a small stack of Star Trek novels, and an ungodly amount of beer.
Did I say it was part of a modern firearm? You never know what you'll find In Your Closet!
Very close - I do own a tux 20 years old, a pair of Windsor Smiths that need the soles replaced on no t shirts with whales, Monty Python, Star Wars, Star Trek, Big trouble in little China a chimpanzee but no whales. Don't have gun do have a bokken and a pair of sai. Not enough rugby jerseys.
The beer I wish...
What are you hiding from in my closet, and whatever it is, isn't the closet the first place it's going to look?
EDIT: T8D, you have a chimp in your closet?
Don't you think you'd be able to hide in my closet better if you weren't answering questions, just saying :-)
And nope not afraid and no firearms, I do however have two kids that watched Monsters, Inc. So really you should be afraid... and get used to tea parties and makeovers:-p..... are you still there?
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What are you hiding from in my closet, and whatever it is, isn't the closet the first place it's going to look?
Who said I was Hiding from anything? I Hide In Your Closet, then when you're asleep I sneak out, raid your tea cupboard, randomly rearrange your furniture, and smear your face with chocolate frosting. That's the way it works. DUH!
Also, anything that MIGHT happen to be looking for me is going to find YOU first, so there's that.
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Don't you think you'd be able to hide in my closet better if you weren't answering questions, just saying :-)
And nope not afraid and no firearms, I do however have two kids that watched Monsters, Inc. So really you should be afraid... and get used to tea parties and makeovers:-p..... are you still there?
You don't think Your Closet has Internet? Poor silly thing.
Hi. I'm still here. I love tea parties! As for makeovers, I have this policy that anyone who wants to give me a makeover has to accept one from me as well. That tends to have a chilling effect on the issue.
What are you hiding from in my closet, and whatever it is, isn't the closet the first place it's going to look?
Who said I was Hiding from anything? I Hide In Your Closet, then when you're asleep I sneak out, raid your tea cupboard, randomly rearrange your furniture, and smear your face with chocolate frosting. That's the way it works. DUH!
Also, anything that MIGHT happen to be looking for me is going to find YOU first, so there's that.
Well, that explains a great deal. However, what happens if what MIGHT be looking for YOU is, in fact, ME?
You don't think Your Closet has Internet? Poor silly thing.Don't you think you'd be able to hide in my closet better if you weren't answering questions, just saying :-)
And nope not afraid and no firearms, I do however have two kids that watched Monsters, Inc. So really you should be afraid... and get used to tea parties and makeovers:-p..... are you still there?
I knew I should turn Wi-Fi off...
How long will you survive in my closet before the clothing moths, dust, and fungus will suffocate you?
If it's full of , how are you going to get out?
Do you want to?
Is GoatToucher in there with you, or did he have first go?
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You don't think Your Closet has Internet? Poor silly thing.Don't you think you'd be able to hide in my closet better if you weren't answering questions, just saying :-)
And nope not afraid and no firearms, I do however have two kids that watched Monsters, Inc. So really you should be afraid... and get used to tea parties and makeovers:-p..... are you still there?
I knew I should turn Wi-Fi off...
How long will you survive in my closet before the clothing moths, dust, and fungus will suffocate you?
Such trivialities are no concern to me - I live with CATS!
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If it's full of , how are you going to get out?
Didn't you check my profile? I can enter a house through a dog door if I really need to, navigating is par for the course for me.
Do you want to?
Not right now. I just found a comic book....
Is GoatToucher in there with you, or did he have first go?
First go at what? No, he's not in here with me, Your Closet is MY turf, and GoatToucher damned well knows it!
Would the closet you're hiding in be dimensionally transcendent and be connected to a variety of mysterious realms and all of the closets past, present and future?
Could you pass me my skinsuit?
If it's full of , how are you going to get out?
Didn't you check my profile? I can enter a house through a dog door if I really need to, navigating is par for the course for me.
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Yes, I did. Tell me, is that a door in a dog, a door for a dog or a dog that is also a door?
No, no. The one you're wearing.
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Yes, I did. Tell me, is that a door in a dog, a door for a dog or a dog that is also a door?If it's full of , how are you going to get out?
Didn't you check my profile? I can enter a house through a dog door if I really need to, navigating is par for the course for me.
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The middle one; I'll admit I've yet to try the other two.
I believe that some sort of Swedish/Aztec spring fertility ritual is being planned. Smile, don't make eye contact, back away slowly until you're clear of the room then
No, no. The one you're wearing.You asked me to pass you YOUR skinsuit. I assure you this one's mine, and it isn't actual skin, anyways.
Oh but it is. And my closet - my clothes.
What are you hiding from in my closet, and whatever it is, isn't the closet the first place it's going to look?
EDIT: T8D, you have a chimp in your closet?
I wish, just a picture of one on a T shirt.
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Oh but it is. And my closet - my clothes.No, no. The one you're wearing.You asked me to pass you YOUR skinsuit. I assure you this one's mine, and it isn't actual skin, anyways.
Look, I came here for an argument, this is just contradiction!
I wish, just a picture of one on a T shirt.What are you hiding from in my closet, and whatever it is, isn't the closet the first place it's going to look?
EDIT: T8D, you have a chimp in your closet?
What you do have In Your Closet is a bunch of funnelwebs. They've established a tiny communist utopia with a hospital, a Mongolian barbecue, a playing-card factory, and an air force.
Oh but it is. And my closet - my clothes.No, no. The one you're wearing.You asked me to pass you YOUR skinsuit. I assure you this one's mine, and it isn't actual skin, anyways.Look, I came here for an argument, this is just contradiction!
What you do have In Your Closet is a bunch of funnelwebs. They've established a tiny communist utopia with a hospital, a Mongolian barbecue, a playing-card factory, and an air force.I wish, just a picture of one on a T shirt.What are you hiding from in my closet, and whatever it is, isn't the closet the first place it's going to look?
EDIT: T8D, you have a chimp in your closet?
Wouldn't be surprised by the funnel webs.....
Did you know I'm feeling nice tonight, and that's why I'm giving you a shameless bump for jumping in my thread a couple times?
Tea fans are alright by me.
Legit question - what's the story behind the name?
Can I borrow a quarter?
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Did you know I'm feeling nice tonight, and that's why I'm giving you a shameless bump for jumping in my thread a couple times?
Tea fans are alright by me.
Legit question - what's the story behind the name?
Story? I suppose it would be Rafael Sabatini's Scaramouche: I was born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad.
Quarter damage. I see what you did there.
What is the life of meaning?
Oh but it is. And my closet - my clothes.No, no. The one you're wearing.You asked me to pass you YOUR skinsuit. I assure you this one's mine, and it isn't actual skin, anyways.Look, I came here for an argument, this is just contradiction!
What you do have In Your Closet is a bunch of funnelwebs. They've established a tiny communist utopia with a hospital, a Mongolian barbecue, a playing-card factory, and an air force.I wish, just a picture of one on a T shirt.What are you hiding from in my closet, and whatever it is, isn't the closet the first place it's going to look?
EDIT: T8D, you have a chimp in your closet?
Australian spiders? I would expect more of a survival of the fittest cutthroat regime, with its own tiny Thunderdome.