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I like 66 there, very nice.
also woo page 2. getting close.....
hmmmmmm
67: sparing partner with the right archetype and/or a DM that lets them pick feats when you do
also share spells exists for a reason
well it may not have been
"I cast a spell to let me practice boxing with my monkey" but I'm sure there's *a* reason
68: Backup disco ball
69:Winning Staring Contests. (or cheating at them.)
70:Sloth Fu
71:Imaginary Friend
72:Emergency Dragon
73:Giving free hugs without having to awkardly hug people with your 7 CHA.
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75. Applying oil of remove fear on you when you failed your will save.
76. Carrying your spare metamagic rods.
77. Partner in crime for pyrotechnics, just pass him a tindertwig and a torch.
78. Coup de grace buddy. When you're talking about a hexcrafter with slumber hex, and a small earth elemental (they have 16 str and power attack, their slam has 1.5 str bonus since its a natural attack). I've been trying to convince my GMs that a small earth elemental can use a hooked lance (x4 crit)....
79. Party grease monkey. More grease is better when the enemy has too many tentacles.
80. Dazing burning gaze monkey. When looks can kill.
81. Part time flank buddy. Back before mauler familiars were all rage, a monstrous phsiqued imp/inevitable arbiter turned into a 4-armed gargoyle made a pretty mean flank buddy.
82. Escape partner in crime. Only with valet familiar and master taking escape route. Never worry about movement related AOO ever again!
83.Knowledge checks. When you're a bloodrager who dumped int, your bloodline sage familiar knows a lot more then you do...
Bottom line: My furry, feathery, fluffy, fuzzy and scaled friends, I love you all, whatever you may be!
88. As the avatar of the New God. All bow down, praise to our Master FIDO, lord of kibbles and bits!
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91) reporting back to caster type character at inopportune moments i.e. "MASTER! I AM NOW REPORTING, JUST LIKE YOU ASKED, TO TELL YOU THAT RIGHT NOW IT IS NOON!" a split-second before the caster finishes casting that *one* spell that really mattered. Possibly even forcing a concentration check, if you're feeling particularly grudgy.
94) Great target for shadow projection. Suddenly your familiar does strength damage.
96) A bat effectively for seeing invisible or in the dark.
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99) Share shocking grasp with your rat and pretend you're Ash Ketchum.:)
101: Drinking contest champion
102: PlayingMaster'scharacterswhenMatersissick
103) A Faerie Dragon can suppress fear with its breath weapon. Stopping the ranger from catching the familiar later and 'huffing' the breath can be a problem however.
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109) Bossing his shy, unambitious master around, thereby getting him involved in the plot.
110) Breeding more familiars!
111) Cross-breeding monstrosities: Panda + Ferret = uh, Parrot; Snake + Red Fox = um...Red Sox; well, yeah, you get the picture.
112) As an albeit small, dedicated, fake trophy room for impressing visitors (the familiar pokes its head through the wall and stays perfectly still).
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The Inquisitor set down his cup of tea having only looked in to the cup, but not taking a sip. "I noticed that the head of a crow dominates the room from a comparatively oversized placard above the mantle. Did you shoot it yourself?"
The Wizard too did not drink from his cup. In fact, he stared from one cup to the other comparing them, "Interesting story, that crow..."
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61: literal trouser snakes for comedians and sexual assasians
Ass Asians?
Not going to google that...
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A Booty-lovin' Pirate is not going to google Ass Asians?
I just rolled a 20 for Sense Motive against your roll of 1 for Bluff!
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Dungeon Master to Booty-lovin' Pirate:
"JTD disbelieves you. And your cutlass is still on your ship. What do you want to do next?"
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