89. These fangs, red eyes and pale skin is just a result of an alchemist experiment, it all will wear out in a day or two.
90. What am i doing? I'm a gynacologist man, i'm just doing my JOB!
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91. Excuse me, good merchant, but this sword here is cursed! It's terribly dangerous and you could be liable as the seller. Fortunately I am an expert in such things and was able to spot it. I'd even be willing to dispose of it for you.
92. (to the guards of an area you're trying to infiltrate) Help, adventurers tied me up and stole my uniform!
99. "Yes Mr. Guardsmen sir, it is very strange. It would seem this sheep somehow got into the farmer's house, and through a series of charges, destroyed his dresser and got a pair of trousers on."
This of course would have been preceded by:
14. I have this healing spell, but it's a special and potent form of magic. It may feel a bit strange at first, but try not to resist it.
This is exactly what I designed my Rakshasa-heritage tiefling around doing.
100. Now stand still, this transmutation spell is absolutely harmless and won't hurt one bit.
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101. Got your nose!
103? "Its my pie."
108. "No, it's not a religion. It's more like an alternative to traditional arcane magic."
109. "It's for tax reasons, mostly."
110.(since going lower now would be weird) "I'll be straight with ya', I am not in this for the money."
111.Good Gosh Its BEHIND YOU!
Same here. Huh.
14. I have this healing spell, but it's a special and potent form of magic. It may feel a bit strange at first, but try not to resist it.This is exactly what I designed my Rakshasa-heritage tiefling around doing.
I knew I couldn't be the only one.
112. "I can assure you, cleric, I didn't know she was a succubus."
113. "Hmm, that werewolf bite doesn't look infected, you should be perfectly fine."
114. (As an evil cleric) "Nonsense! This is absolutely a shrine to Sarenrae!" *kicks away a demon skull*
115. "There's some cake over at ______________." (The cake's a lie...)
116. "I don't want to make waves, really I don't, but I just saw one of your soldiers punch an elderly woman with a mustache."
117. "I'll give you money tomorrow for a sandwich today."
118. "I totally care about your problems."
119. "They're taking the half-lings to Isenguard."
120. "There is most definitely not a crocodile in that pond, so you're more than safe to go for a swim."
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122. The party is discovered sneaking into an orc camp, use disguise self, hanted fay aspect, enlarge person, and maybe some prestidigitation to look like an orc god. And tongues if you don't speak orcish, and have ludicrously high Bluff.
Shout as loudly as I can: "I AM THE BLOOD GOD OF BATTLE, YOUR CLAN HAS PLEASED ME! FALLOW ME TO RICHES AND BLOODSHED!"
123. "Looks Clear."