Or they Will be screaming for more combat.
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This wouldn't work for me. I'm a total chocoholic. "Let's go to the plane of shadow. That must be where he's hiding the dark chocolate"
Can we 3D print chocolate dungeon walls too?
"I think we're lost."
"No problem, I'll just... ah.. open a way to the surface." NOM NOM NOM.
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You say this is to prevent kill stealing, yet the only way I can imagine it working is if the first batch was made from laxatives.
Own up. Which of you just ate the scale mini of Great Cthulhu?
Sounds like an idea I could sink my teeth into.
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When I was a kid, I once played a board game with my mum; we used a coin as dice and some sultanas I had for counters.
At one point, my mother became absent minded, and I kept telling her to take her turn, and, not listening to me, she promptly picked up and ate her counter.
That was the end of the game.
Ok, it's time for a quest to find the colossal chocolate elemental.
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Wow I think you have discovered the way to turn me from a role player into an optimizer!
Me- "Wait! I get to eat the chocolate if I kill it?!" ~opens a web browser to find the MOST overkill broken combos in the game and starts making my kill happy murderhobo. "Everyone get out of my way the chocolate is MINE!"
Later
GM- "But the fluffy bunny people want to talk about the issues and work out an understanding with..."
Me- "Um... excuse me they are made of chocolate and marshmallow. Roll Initiative!"
Of course this means long hours exercising after each game... but Totally Worth It.
You could make the mini's out of liver? That would seriously deter combat. "I have to eat the liver if I kill it? Um... yeah time to make a super diplomat and make sure no combat comes anywhere near me. Yuck."
And then Easter comes along and you have to have The Easter Bunny Cthulhu god lay its eggs and you must defeat the Easter Bunny before it takes over the world. EAT THE EGGS BECOME CTHULHU!!!! BWAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAA :D
Or you could make your dungeon out of LEGOS and dip THAT in chocolate....
You could make the mini's out of liver? That would seriously deter combat. "I have to eat the liver if I kill it? Um... yeah time to make a super diplomat and make sure no combat comes anywhere near me. Yuck."
Well, that's the problem of how to turn Pathfinder into a horror game well and truly solved :D
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This might require a new table, showing expected hemoglobin A1C by level.
A GM who involves his players in so many combats that the players' A1C rises faster than the chart dictates could truly be called a Killer GM.
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The players' miniatures enter the battle map to discover the half-melted corpses of a dozen hollow chocolate manticores, their peanut butter filling drained from their bodies. Clearly this is work of filling poachers, criminals who harvest and sell scrumptious gooey innards on the black market, leaving the chocolate remains of their prey to melt in the sun or be devoured by hypoglycemic hyenas.
We've already lost the raspberry-filled white chocolate unicorns and the nougat-centered dark chocolate owlbears to these outlaws, and one caramel chocolate pegasus is mercilessly slaughtered every 12 minutes. How many more species have to be wiped out before you make a difference?