1) ANYBODY who casts spells, they must be some kinduva neekrowmauncer.
1a) Unless they are Female in which case they must be a WITCH!!!!
1b)If you meet a lady alone in the woods, you're probably in serious trouble.
(much like Clark Ashton Smith's Averoigne....) If she's not a witch, she's a vampire, lamia, demon, or an innocent about to be abducted by Yog Sothoth. OR a necromancer.
Not really a spoiler; this is just me being funny...
1c) If you meet an attractive woman alone in the woods and she invites you home to meet her equally attractive sisters...DON'T GO
Yes...
In Gothik Ustalav, the dead Animate you!
There was this letter, "scarred for life" in one of the really old dungeon magazines. About how every young beautiful woman in a dungeon or otherwise in distress is a terrible trap of one sort or another. Always paid off to immediately attack with full strength.
So yes, the issue is OLD.
Oh and the sisters, its a dead giveaway. They are a hag convent, maybe theyll mate with you first, but you will die and be eaten in the end. Some might go knowingly anyway :D
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"booby trap"1c) If you meet an attractive woman alone in the woods and she invites you home to meet her equally attractive sisters...DON'T GOI'd risk it.So you'd be like Thadeus in Your Highness...
Shortly after going... you'll be running back yelling, "It's a Trap!!!" Or something similar. :-)
heh. exactly.
...everything can hear you scream.
