Yohoho and a bottle of Rep! (subSPUF Skull and Shackles)

Game Master Rynjin

Arrrrrrr, walk the plank, scallywag and all that. This be pirates and so do ye be.

Impositions:

Disgraceful Impositions:

Yes, Sir!: For the next hour, the PCs’ crew completes any mundane tasks they’re assigned in half the expected time. This typically relates to Craft and Profession (sailor) checks made to prepare, maintain, or repair the ship, and cannot be applied to combat or more complex deeds like crafting magic items. Costs 2 Disrepute.

Captain’s Orders!: As a standard action, a PC on board her ship can cast fog cloud, heroism, make whole, quench, or whispering wind with a caster level equal to her character level. Costs 5 Disrepute.

Walk the Plank!: The PCs may sacrifice one crew member or prisoner to grant themselves and their crew one of two bonuses: either a +2 bonus on all skill checks or a +2 bonus on attack rolls. These bonuses only apply while on board the PCs’ ship and last until either the next day or when the captain leaves the ship. If a sacrificed character is returned to life, the PCs and their crew members take a –2 penalty on both skill checks and attack rolls for 1 day. Costs 5 Disrepute.

Get Up, You Dogs!: Every PC and allied character on the deck of the PCs’ ship is affected as per the spell cure light wounds, as if cast by a cleric of the PCs’ average party level. This imposition can only be used once per week. Costs 10 Disrepute.

Despicable Impositions:

5: Lashings!: Your ship's speed doubles for 1 day.

5: Shiver Me Timbers!: While on board their ship, the PCs and their entire crew can reroll initiative or roll initiative in what would otherwise be a surprise round. The benefit of this imposition can be used immediately, but only once per week.

10: Besmara’s Blessings!: As a standard action, a PC on board her ship can cast animate rope, control water, remove curse, remove disease, or water breathing with a caster level equal to her character level.

10: Dead Men Tell No Tales!: While on board their ship, the PCs can use this imposition to automatically confirm a threatened critical hit.


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Male Orc Bloodrager (Primalist) 7 [rage, enlarged] | HP 64/64 [85/85] | DR 1/- | AC 25[-4](+1 haste), FF 23[-3], Touch 12[-4] | Fort +9[+3], Ref +5[-1](+1 haste), Will +3[+2] | Initiative +3[-1] | CMD 24[+3] FCMD 22[+4] | Perception +10, SM +0

Jrahk mows down whichever Sahuagin looks the most threatening.

1d20 + 11 ⇒ (19) + 11 = 30
2d6 + 19 ⇒ (2, 6) + 19 = 27
Confirm: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (10) + 11 = 21
2d6 + 19 ⇒ (6, 3) + 19 = 28


M Elf (Undead Army) Wizard (Conj [Tele]) 11 | HP 58/58 + 18 FL | 0 MIs | AC 14 (17+4) FF 11 (14+4) T 13 CMD 18 FFCMD 15 | F +9 R +11 W +13 | Init +12
Senses:
Spellcraft +23 Perc +21 SensMot +19 | DV 60 ft, Light Sens.

Will be gone for some of these weekend, have some rolls.

1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18
1d6 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6

1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25
1d6 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6

1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 21
1d6 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6


Male Human Monk 5 (Qinggong Master of Many Styles from the Sacred Mountain)/Fighter (Brawler) 3

Ace?


Male hobgoblin Magus 11 |7/92 HP | AC 25, touch 17, flatfoot 17 (29,21,23 with magic shield, 5 DR with damage shield) | fort +12, reflex+11,will +9| init +6 | bab +8| 11/11 arcane pool |

"Do we really have to kill so much things to get what we want? I mean they are ugly things but they are seemingly unarmed..."

Ace meekly attacks.

1d20 + 11 ⇒ (20) + 11 = 31

1d6 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9

ouch time: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (13) + 11 = 24

2d6 + 11 ⇒ (3, 4) + 11 = 18


Male Human Monk 5 (Qinggong Master of Many Styles from the Sacred Mountain)/Fighter (Brawler) 3

Ace chops another in half, and Ixrul's elementals beat on some more.

And I'm just going to call it there, really. Basic Sahuagin are no threat to you whatsoever so we'll shortcut 3 rounds of you guys one-shotting them and them failing to land a blow and say you guys win. Yay!

Where to next? This basically just loops back around to the last room you were in, and the only thing noteworthy loot-wise is a masterwork Trident.


Male Orc Bloodrager (Primalist) 7 [rage, enlarged] | HP 64/64 [85/85] | DR 1/- | AC 25[-4](+1 haste), FF 23[-3], Touch 12[-4] | Fort +9[+3], Ref +5[-1](+1 haste), Will +3[+2] | Initiative +3[-1] | CMD 24[+3] FCMD 22[+4] | Perception +10, SM +0

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Male Human Monk 5 (Qinggong Master of Many Styles from the Sacred Mountain)/Fighter (Brawler) 3

This is a small chamber. A larger chamber lay off to the back, in front of which stands an obese, furious female sahuagin.

1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17

4d20 ⇒ (7, 2, 12, 4) = 25

Initiative:

Matron (17)
Jrahk (14)
Ixrul (13)
Ace (12)
Lucy (9)

The Matron points at Ixrul (picking him out as the spellcaster of the group), and babbles some magic words.

Ixrul Fort: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20

A dark fog briefly clouds his vision, but he fights it off.

Everyone else?


Male Orc Bloodrager (Primalist) 7 [rage, enlarged] | HP 64/64 [85/85] | DR 1/- | AC 25[-4](+1 haste), FF 23[-3], Touch 12[-4] | Fort +9[+3], Ref +5[-1](+1 haste), Will +3[+2] | Initiative +3[-1] | CMD 24[+3] FCMD 22[+4] | Perception +10, SM +0

Jrahk tries to help her lose a few pounds.

1d20 + 11 ⇒ (16) + 11 = 27
2d6 + 19 ⇒ (6, 4) + 19 = 29


Male hobgoblin Magus 11 |7/92 HP | AC 25, touch 17, flatfoot 17 (29,21,23 with magic shield, 5 DR with damage shield) | fort +12, reflex+11,will +9| init +6 | bab +8| 11/11 arcane pool |

Ace attacks the fat thing.

1d20 + 11 ⇒ (15) + 11 = 26

1d6 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11


Male Human Monk 5 (Qinggong Master of Many Styles from the Sacred Mountain)/Fighter (Brawler) 3

Snicker-snack goes the blades, and the matron is liberated of some unnecessary body parts, like her head and limbs.

Further update later.


Infamy: 34| Disrepute: 15| Plunder: 0| Ship HP: 57/1200| AC 12| Hardness 5| Race Score +9

Under a loose stone you find a pearl necklace (worth 500 gp) and a crude statuette of a dragon-like creature (Sandra recognizes it as Kelizandri, Elemental Lord of Water, AKA teh Brackish Emperor. A deity of the elemental plane of Water.). It is worth 20 gp.


Male Human Monk 5 (Qinggong Master of Many Styles from the Sacred Mountain)/Fighter (Brawler) 3

Beyond the current chamber is one filled with hundreds of Sahuagin eggs and "fingerlings" (the very young, almost tadpole-ish Sahuagin children).


M Elf (Undead Army) Wizard (Conj [Tele]) 11 | HP 58/58 + 18 FL | 0 MIs | AC 14 (17+4) FF 11 (14+4) T 13 CMD 18 FFCMD 15 | F +9 R +11 W +13 | Init +12
Senses:
Spellcraft +23 Perc +21 SensMot +19 | DV 60 ft, Light Sens.

"Well, Sandra, I believe you can channel negative energy. We will step outside and let you do your work."


"Acually, um, I can't any more. You wanted me to be able to heal, so I prayed for weeks to Besmara to give me the ability to channel healing waves instead of harmful ones."


M Elf (Undead Army) Wizard (Conj [Tele]) 11 | HP 58/58 + 18 FL | 0 MIs | AC 14 (17+4) FF 11 (14+4) T 13 CMD 18 FFCMD 15 | F +9 R +11 W +13 | Init +12
Senses:
Spellcraft +23 Perc +21 SensMot +19 | DV 60 ft, Light Sens.

Ixrul wasn't in the group at that time, AFAIK.

"Ah. I see. Well, we have to deal with these creatures somehow, or they will grow up into genuine threats."


Male Orc Bloodrager (Primalist) 7 [rage, enlarged] | HP 64/64 [85/85] | DR 1/- | AC 25[-4](+1 haste), FF 23[-3], Touch 12[-4] | Fort +9[+3], Ref +5[-1](+1 haste), Will +3[+2] | Initiative +3[-1] | CMD 24[+3] FCMD 22[+4] | Perception +10, SM +0

Jrahk starts smashing eggs and fingerlings.


Male Human Monk 5 (Qinggong Master of Many Styles from the Sacred Mountain)/Fighter (Brawler) 3

Eggs are easily smashed, but fingerlings (being only about as long as your finger) are basically impossible to hit with your weapon.

I'm going to treat this as a Diminutive Swarm, though it has no combat ability. Immune to weapon damage.


Male hobgoblin Magus 11 |7/92 HP | AC 25, touch 17, flatfoot 17 (29,21,23 with magic shield, 5 DR with damage shield) | fort +12, reflex+11,will +9| init +6 | bab +8| 11/11 arcane pool |

"I feel kinda bad about this..."

Ace razes the fingerlings with a wave of mutilation.

1d6 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13


Infamy: 34| Disrepute: 15| Plunder: 0| Ship HP: 57/1200| AC 12| Hardness 5| Race Score +9

Ace feels really, really bad as he chops a bunch of infant Sahuagin in half.

You find some treasure sin the room now that the cloud of babies is merely a sea of blood.

-270 gp worth of raw gold ore.

-A decomposed human hand (covered in nibble marks) wearinga Ring of Animal Friendship.


Male Orc Bloodrager (Primalist) 7 [rage, enlarged] | HP 64/64 [85/85] | DR 1/- | AC 25[-4](+1 haste), FF 23[-3], Touch 12[-4] | Fort +9[+3], Ref +5[-1](+1 haste), Will +3[+2] | Initiative +3[-1] | CMD 24[+3] FCMD 22[+4] | Perception +10, SM +0

"No pity for them. Now less monsters in world."

Jrahk rips the ring from its rotting finger, and puts it on his own.

"Might have use for this."


Male Human Monk 5 (Qinggong Master of Many Styles from the Sacred Mountain)/Fighter (Brawler) 3

The next room is full of sharks!

There's really not a very good segue into that

4d20 ⇒ (5, 15, 7, 17) = 44

4d20 ⇒ (20, 8, 3, 5) = 36

Initiative:

Hammerhead (27)
Ixrul (26)
Lucy (22)
Hammerhead (15)
Hammerhead (12)
Heammerhead (10)
Ace (10)
Jrahk (9)

The nearest shark charges!

1d3 ⇒ 1

At Ace!

1d20 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11

Poorly.

Ixrul and Lucy.


M Elf (Undead Army) Wizard (Conj [Tele]) 11 | HP 58/58 + 18 FL | 0 MIs | AC 14 (17+4) FF 11 (14+4) T 13 CMD 18 FFCMD 15 | F +9 R +11 W +13 | Init +12
Senses:
Spellcraft +23 Perc +21 SensMot +19 | DV 60 ft, Light Sens.

I don't really have meaningful combat actions against this shark. Total defense/readied teleport away if attacked, whichever would be more effective.


Male Human Monk 5 (Qinggong Master of Many Styles from the Sacred Mountain)/Fighter (Brawler) 3

Tota Defense just raises your AC by a bit, but it doesn't cost a resource. Your choice, really.


Male hobgoblin Magus 11 |7/92 HP | AC 25, touch 17, flatfoot 17 (29,21,23 with magic shield, 5 DR with damage shield) | fort +12, reflex+11,will +9| init +6 | bab +8| 11/11 arcane pool |

Does channel energy cost resources? It could be helpful to heal up a bit outside of combat.


M Elf (Undead Army) Wizard (Conj [Tele]) 11 | HP 58/58 + 18 FL | 0 MIs | AC 14 (17+4) FF 11 (14+4) T 13 CMD 18 FFCMD 15 | F +9 R +11 W +13 | Init +12
Senses:
Spellcraft +23 Perc +21 SensMot +19 | DV 60 ft, Light Sens.

I've still got 6 or 7 uses, since I have 5+int. Can't remember if I've done it once or twice.


"Yes, it does. I can do it about four more times before the gateway refuses to open again."


Male hobgoblin Magus 11 |7/92 HP | AC 25, touch 17, flatfoot 17 (29,21,23 with magic shield, 5 DR with damage shield) | fort +12, reflex+11,will +9| init +6 | bab +8| 11/11 arcane pool |

Oh wait that charge never hit me, herpderp


Male Orc Bloodrager (Primalist) 7 [rage, enlarged] | HP 64/64 [85/85] | DR 1/- | AC 25[-4](+1 haste), FF 23[-3], Touch 12[-4] | Fort +9[+3], Ref +5[-1](+1 haste), Will +3[+2] | Initiative +3[-1] | CMD 24[+3] FCMD 22[+4] | Perception +10, SM +0

Jhark attacks a shrak.

1d20 + 11 ⇒ (5) + 11 = 16
2d6 + 19 ⇒ (3, 5) + 19 = 27


Male Human Monk 5 (Qinggong Master of Many Styles from the Sacred Mountain)/Fighter (Brawler) 3

Jrahk misses a shrak.

Luuuucyyyyyy


Female Tiefling Barbarian (Invulnerable Rager) 7 [rage] | HP 55/69 [76/90] | DR 3/- | AC 22 [-2], FF 19 [-2], Touch 13 [-2] | Fort 7 [10] Ref 5 Will 4 | Init 6 | CMD 25 [27] | Perception 12 Sense Motive 2

Lucy goes to show Jrahk how to hit a Shrahk.

1d20 + 12 ⇒ (20) + 12 = 32

2d4 + 13 ⇒ (1, 3) + 13 = 17

confirm?: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (12) + 12 = 24

2d4 + 13 ⇒ (1, 4) + 13 = 18


Male Human Monk 5 (Qinggong Master of Many Styles from the Sacred Mountain)/Fighter (Brawler) 3

Lucy chops the poor shark in twain.

The next 3 charge in!

3d3 ⇒ (2, 1, 1) = 4

One goes after Jrahk, and two charge at Ace.

Vs Jrahk: 1d20 ⇒ 10

Vs Ace: 2d20 ⇒ (15, 5) = 20

Damage Jrahk: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12

Damage Ace: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8

Jrahk takes 12 damage, Ace takes 8. Ace is up!


Male hobgoblin Magus 11 |7/92 HP | AC 25, touch 17, flatfoot 17 (29,21,23 with magic shield, 5 DR with damage shield) | fort +12, reflex+11,will +9| init +6 | bab +8| 11/11 arcane pool |

Ace gets angry and strikes the shark that attacked him twice, branding it with a stylized "A"

atk1: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (14) + 11 = 25

dmg: 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9

atk2: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (3) + 11 = 14

dmg: 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9

waa


Male Human Monk 5 (Qinggong Master of Many Styles from the Sacred Mountain)/Fighter (Brawler) 3

Ace hits the Shark on the nose.

Back up to Ixrul and Lucy.


Female Tiefling Barbarian (Invulnerable Rager) 7 [rage] | HP 55/69 [76/90] | DR 3/- | AC 22 [-2], FF 19 [-2], Touch 13 [-2] | Fort 7 [10] Ref 5 Will 4 | Init 6 | CMD 25 [27] | Perception 12 Sense Motive 2

"I almost asked why there are so many sharks, but I guess it makes sense since... Y'know."

Target Lucy fights target Shark.

1d20 + 12 ⇒ (2) + 12 = 14

2d4 + 13 ⇒ (3, 3) + 13 = 19


Male Human Monk 5 (Qinggong Master of Many Styles from the Sacred Mountain)/Fighter (Brawler) 3

Lucy misses.


M Elf (Undead Army) Wizard (Conj [Tele]) 11 | HP 58/58 + 18 FL | 0 MIs | AC 14 (17+4) FF 11 (14+4) T 13 CMD 18 FFCMD 15 | F +9 R +11 W +13 | Init +12
Senses:
Spellcraft +23 Perc +21 SensMot +19 | DV 60 ft, Light Sens.

Assume Ixrul continues cowardice unless something crazy happens.


Male Human Monk 5 (Qinggong Master of Many Styles from the Sacred Mountain)/Fighter (Brawler) 3

Well then, the Sharks continue chompin'.

Vs Ace: 2d20 ⇒ (11, 1) = 12

V Jrahk: 1d20 ⇒ 4

Ace damage: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8

One seems to have taken a liking to Ace, and continues to nibble.

8 more damage to Ace, and Ace and Jrahk are up.


Male Orc Bloodrager (Primalist) 7 [rage, enlarged] | HP 64/64 [85/85] | DR 1/- | AC 25[-4](+1 haste), FF 23[-3], Touch 12[-4] | Fort +9[+3], Ref +5[-1](+1 haste), Will +3[+2] | Initiative +3[-1] | CMD 24[+3] FCMD 22[+4] | Perception +10, SM +0

Jrahk full-attacks.

Falchion: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (9) + 11 = 20
2d6 + 19 ⇒ (6, 3) + 19 = 28

Falchion: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (20) + 6 = 26
2d6 + 19 ⇒ (3, 1) + 19 = 23

Bite: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8
1d6 + 12 ⇒ (5) + 12 = 17

Falchion Confirm: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15
2d6 + 19 ⇒ (4, 1) + 19 = 24


Male Human Monk 5 (Qinggong Master of Many Styles from the Sacred Mountain)/Fighter (Brawler) 3

Jrahk slashes then bites one, killing it, then brutally slashes the other, wounding it severely.


Male hobgoblin Magus 11 |7/92 HP | AC 25, touch 17, flatfoot 17 (29,21,23 with magic shield, 5 DR with damage shield) | fort +12, reflex+11,will +9| init +6 | bab +8| 11/11 arcane pool |

"Medic..."Ace mumbles

Ace tries to brand the shark that attacked him again

atk1: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (9) + 11 = 20

dmg: 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10

atk1: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (14) + 11 = 25

dmg: 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11

if it dies, I guess get the other one


Male Human Monk 5 (Qinggong Master of Many Styles from the Sacred Mountain)/Fighter (Brawler) 3

Ace cuts down one, and injures the other.

Sandra lets loose a healing burst!

3d6 ⇒ (2, 2, 2) = 6

Hwell

Lucy?


Female Tiefling Barbarian (Invulnerable Rager) 7 [rage] | HP 55/69 [76/90] | DR 3/- | AC 22 [-2], FF 19 [-2], Touch 13 [-2] | Fort 7 [10] Ref 5 Will 4 | Init 6 | CMD 25 [27] | Perception 12 Sense Motive 2

"Dammit Ace, don't just let them chomp you!"

Lucy continues.

1d20 + 12 ⇒ (13) + 12 = 25

2d4 + 13 ⇒ (2, 4) + 13 = 19


Male Human Monk 5 (Qinggong Master of Many Styles from the Sacred Mountain)/Fighter (Brawler) 3

Lucy slices into the last shark, and kills it.

Sharks gone, and the blood settles after a moment.

4d20 ⇒ (9, 14, 13, 17) = 53

Lucy notices that there is a secret door to your right.


Male hobgoblin Magus 11 |7/92 HP | AC 25, touch 17, flatfoot 17 (29,21,23 with magic shield, 5 DR with damage shield) | fort +12, reflex+11,will +9| init +6 | bab +8| 11/11 arcane pool |

Ace downs an potion of cure light wounds in addition to sandra's healing

1d8+3maybe?: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

waa


You know what's even worse?

CLW potions are at CL1, so it's only +1, not 3.

Sandra smacks Ace with a Cure Serious Wounds.

3d8 + 6 ⇒ (8, 6, 3) + 6 = 23


Male hobgoblin Magus 11 |7/92 HP | AC 25, touch 17, flatfoot 17 (29,21,23 with magic shield, 5 DR with damage shield) | fort +12, reflex+11,will +9| init +6 | bab +8| 11/11 arcane pool |

"Oh thanks, that felt much better now..."


Female Tiefling Barbarian (Invulnerable Rager) 7 [rage] | HP 55/69 [76/90] | DR 3/- | AC 22 [-2], FF 19 [-2], Touch 13 [-2] | Fort 7 [10] Ref 5 Will 4 | Init 6 | CMD 25 [27] | Perception 12 Sense Motive 2

"We should probably check out this secret door that I found as I was being a super badass shark hunter."

Lucy points out the door.


Male Human Monk 5 (Qinggong Master of Many Styles from the Sacred Mountain)/Fighter (Brawler) 3

Lucy opens the door. Behind it lay a corpse, wearing a glittering pendant. It has an anchor chain wrapped around itself, still attached to the anchor. It appears the man was left here submerged to die, centuries ago.


Male hobgoblin Magus 11 |7/92 HP | AC 25, touch 17, flatfoot 17 (29,21,23 with magic shield, 5 DR with damage shield) | fort +12, reflex+11,will +9| init +6 | bab +8| 11/11 arcane pool |

Ace tries to tell what it is.

kn arcana: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (3) + 10 = 13

or

kn history: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20

wow, for my last 10-15 rolls, only 3 went up to double digits...


Male Human Monk 5 (Qinggong Master of Many Styles from the Sacred Mountain)/Fighter (Brawler) 3

His story is not famous enough for Ace to recall.

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