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Until I saw cheliax. The complete perversion of law and the deliberate cruelty inflicted on the populace with the support of the very law and order that is supposed to make their lives better has been institutionalized beyond any legal means of being fixed.

Scarab Sages

blahpers wrote:
Arloro wrote:
Saw a Paladin summon an Ice Devil in the middle of a crowd of townspeople. We referred to him as an ex-paladin for the rest of that adventure.
Hmm. Character idea: Paladin (or cleric, or inquisitor) that summons demons or other such creatures in an attempt to convert them to the side of light.

"Hello, spawn of the Abyss. Have you heard Sarenrae's word lately...?"


Amir Hiram wrote:

Forsooth! Thou hath no respect for man's brotherhood with man! THIS PANSY SHALL BE BROSMITTEN!

Fear not, my brothers! Those who fall shall never be brogotten!

hehehe... brosmitten. Giggles like a middle schooler.


Verteidiger wrote:
DrDeth wrote:

Actually, since no one will stop feeding the trolls that come here as first time posters and start a thread about paladins and goblin babies, this is what we should do- post silly stuff. make it clear we know what he is doing and derail the endless & ridiculous debate about morality into sillyness...without getting our hands slapped for out & out calling the OP a troll. The boards have been infested by "pala-trolls" recently. Since some people can't resist feeding them, we need to change the diet to spun sugar instead of meat.

Who is with me? Let's get silly!

I thought that was what we were doing, mostly...

I thought that's what we were doing since begining... and that blasted trolling op he should fall

Next question how does antipaladin fall?


Count Coltello wrote:
Verteidiger wrote:
DrDeth wrote:

Actually, since no one will stop feeding the trolls that come here as first time posters and start a thread about paladins and goblin babies, this is what we should do- post silly stuff. make it clear we know what he is doing and derail the endless & ridiculous debate about morality into sillyness...without getting our hands slapped for out & out calling the OP a troll. The boards have been infested by "pala-trolls" recently. Since some people can't resist feeding them, we need to change the diet to spun sugar instead of meat.

Who is with me? Let's get silly!

I thought that was what we were doing, mostly...

I thought that's what we were doing since begining... and that blasted trolling op he should fall

Next question how does antipaladin fall?

Er... some sort of caster reverses gravity and the antipaladin falls up?

Scarab Sages

Antipaladins fall when TV Tropes says they need to go back to the Heel-Face Revolving Door.


Count Coltello wrote:


Next question how does antipaladin fall?

He Falls... in Love... with a beautiful, doe-eyed, corn-fed, girl/boy that makes him yearn to be a better man.


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DeathSpot wrote:

What's a paladin's favorite TV show? Fall-ty Towers!

Why do paladins make bad farmers? Because they always let their fields lie fall-ow!

What's a paladin's favorite game? Fall-ow the leader!

Who's a paladin's favorite comedian? Jimmy Fall-on!

Deathspot falls for failing because the ACTUAL favorite tv show of paladins is the early 80s show FALLGUY starring Lee Majors!

Scarab Sages

Anti-paldins fall when encountering the the magic of MLP and come to believe that Friendship is Magic. Little known fact: all Bronies are actually ex-anti-paladins.

Scarab Sages

I just had an image: Brother Broland the Broadin fighting alongside his stalwart bropartiots Brolaf the Broserker and Brock the Brogue.


Too much bromance causes the paladin to fall.

Scarab Sages

Not cool, bro!


... if he is a fundamentalist that is...if he's liberal it's a-o-k ;.


What about My Little Ponydins? They get the mounted combat feat for free....

Scarab Sages

Apocalypso wrote:
Count Coltello wrote:


Next question how does antipaladin fall?
He Falls... in Love... with a beautiful, doe-eyed, corn-fed, girl/boy that makes him yearn to be a better man.

See i thought they were the opposite of paladins, so instead of falling wouldnt the Antipaladin perhaps... *ahem* Rise to the occasion and yearn to be a better man?


Calybos1 wrote:

What about My Little Ponydins? They get the mounted combat feat for free....

Oh that's horrible, the imagery blinds my paladin who then trips over himself and...

Scarab Sages

They do get a sacred mount...


Verteidiger wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
There sure are an awful lot of paladin threads on this subforum nowadays, aren't there?...
All the cool kids are doing it.

Bandwagon's full. Please catch another.


Master of the Dark Triad wrote:
Verteidiger wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
There sure are an awful lot of paladin threads on this subforum nowadays, aren't there?...
All the cool kids are doing it.
Bandwagon's full. Please catch another.

Pfft... I've been on this bandwagon for awhile.


I used to be a Paladin until I realized I was a pansy who needed to rely on a deity and the integrity of others (because I am unable to rely on my own) to do my job.

Would you like "face first" to go with that fall, sir?

Sczarni

I played a Paladin in Rise of the Rune Lords.

Spoiler:

Xanesha the Lamia bullrushed me off the edge of the tower and I took 12d6 fall damage.

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