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Arloro wrote:Saw a Paladin summon an Ice Devil in the middle of a crowd of townspeople. We referred to him as an ex-paladin for the rest of that adventure.Hmm. Character idea: Paladin (or cleric, or inquisitor) that summons demons or other such creatures in an attempt to convert them to the side of light.
"Hello, spawn of the Abyss. Have you heard Sarenrae's word lately...?"

Count Coltello |

DrDeth wrote:I thought that was what we were doing, mostly...Actually, since no one will stop feeding the trolls that come here as first time posters and start a thread about paladins and goblin babies, this is what we should do- post silly stuff. make it clear we know what he is doing and derail the endless & ridiculous debate about morality into sillyness...without getting our hands slapped for out & out calling the OP a troll. The boards have been infested by "pala-trolls" recently. Since some people can't resist feeding them, we need to change the diet to spun sugar instead of meat.
Who is with me? Let's get silly!
I thought that's what we were doing since begining... and that blasted trolling op he should fall
Next question how does antipaladin fall?

Verteidiger |

Verteidiger wrote:DrDeth wrote:I thought that was what we were doing, mostly...Actually, since no one will stop feeding the trolls that come here as first time posters and start a thread about paladins and goblin babies, this is what we should do- post silly stuff. make it clear we know what he is doing and derail the endless & ridiculous debate about morality into sillyness...without getting our hands slapped for out & out calling the OP a troll. The boards have been infested by "pala-trolls" recently. Since some people can't resist feeding them, we need to change the diet to spun sugar instead of meat.
Who is with me? Let's get silly!
I thought that's what we were doing since begining... and that blasted trolling op he should fall
Next question how does antipaladin fall?
Er... some sort of caster reverses gravity and the antipaladin falls up?

Daenar |
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What's a paladin's favorite TV show? Fall-ty Towers!
Why do paladins make bad farmers? Because they always let their fields lie fall-ow!
What's a paladin's favorite game? Fall-ow the leader!
Who's a paladin's favorite comedian? Jimmy Fall-on!
Deathspot falls for failing because the ACTUAL favorite tv show of paladins is the early 80s show FALLGUY starring Lee Majors!

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Count Coltello wrote:He Falls... in Love... with a beautiful, doe-eyed, corn-fed, girl/boy that makes him yearn to be a better man.
Next question how does antipaladin fall?
See i thought they were the opposite of paladins, so instead of falling wouldnt the Antipaladin perhaps... *ahem* Rise to the occasion and yearn to be a better man?