Urgent help required when playing with Kyra

[Foxiferous]

Ok so I'm playing as Kyra and everything was going fine, she started with a mace and I found the flaming mace really early on. This was brilliant, every time I hit a monster, henchmen or villain I was able to scream out the glorious chant of my Goddess as I smote the evil. "Mace to the Face!" or "Flaming Mace to the Face!".

Now she is proficient with weapons and the wife calls her a warrior with healing spells, given I just hit everything in the face and I consistently fail wisdom rolls. I make about 1 out of every 5 wisdom rolls.

To the help required! I'm using the Bastard Sword +1 and ... I have no phrase with which to cry out for the glory of my Goddess as I smite evil and it's affecting my smiting of the evil. I'm rolling low and I believe it's because my Goddess is unhappy that I am not calling out her glory as I slice and dice. The best I've come up with 'It's nice to slice!' is just not as glorious as 'Flaming Mace to the Face you undead ghoul spawn!'.

Also - I'll be picking up the Impaler of Thorns at the end of the next scenario as part of the loot grab, so I'll need a glorious phrase to sing the praises of my Goddess for that as well. It's at times like this that I need my Goddess to be Gabrielle. Then it's easy, "Gettin Stabby for Gabby". But sadly her name is Saranae. :(

[ubertripp]

"Slashing all day for Sarenrae"

"Feel the Raw Power of the Dawnflower!"

"Say 'goodnight' to the Everlight!"

or, once you've moved up the ranks and are allowed to enter the most holy kitchen of Sarenrae's worship:

"Place evil monster in the good-processor and hack mercilessly for 10 to 11 6-second pulses."
That last one always makes the dice's blood run cold, and they naturally give out good numbers when in a fear-fugue.

[Hawkmoon269]

"Bastard sword through your gourd," is an option if you want to stay cranium themed.

Also,"Your face gets flayed for Sarenrae."

"Slash them up, that's the way, to please my goddess, Sarenrae." That one can be used for all weapons with the slashing trait. Replace the first three words with "stab them through" for weapons with the piercing trait. You can make it more of a shout at the monster by replacing "them" with "you" if you want. I think Sarenrae well be pleased either way.

[csouth154]

I would do what Conan does. If your god won't help you, tell her to go to hell.