We need to buy Seoni a Bodice!

[Alleran]

Zhangar wrote:

The Varisian Tattoo Magic stuff requires that you actually touch the tattoo the activate it. Transparent fabric over the tattoos would interfere with the functionality. As would pants.

Technically, that makes nakedness + disguise self the most expedient option for getting the maximum benefit from tattoo magic.

[Talynonyx]

Alleran wrote:

Zhangar wrote:

The Varisian Tattoo Magic stuff requires that you actually touch the tattoo the activate it. Transparent fabric over the tattoos would interfere with the functionality. As would pants.

Technically, that makes nakedness + disguise self the most expedient option for getting the maximum benefit from tattoo magic.

You need to be able to see the tattoo as well.

[darkwarriorkarg]

Snakeskin tunic :-)

[minoritarian]

This thread is disgusting

[FrankManic]

Mikaze wrote:

Seelah in a tuxedo slow dancing with Seltyiel in a classy dress.

A mix of antagonism and desire in their eyes as they meet each other's gaze.

You're welcome.

He's already wearing what amounts to a scandalously cut evening gown. Also - Is there a rule somewhere that all paladins must have an ambiguously evil boyfriend? Is it part of their code or something?

minoritarian wrote:

This thread is disgusting

On that note: Could we get a "This is what I actually wear when I am actually slogging through a muddy swamp covered in Black Dragon blood and gelatinous cube slime and Lamashtu knows what else" picture for each of the Ms. Fanservice iconics? Because I get that they'd look all fancy and shiny when they're posing for portraits but what do they actually wear when they're... you know... having adventures? The Witch, the Oracle, and the Sorceress aren't really wearing the sort of clothes you'd expect for someone who regularly has to deal with angry orcs or undead monsters.

[Tirisfal]

I actually asked James this question a while back.

A Jenna Marbles video inspired the question <<NSFW>>

[Lamontius]

prestid-
prestdigi-
prestadigi-
presdtigita-

dammit the spell that makes you clean and taste like delicious candy

[Shadowborn]

Well, it's not a thread about a druid grappling a succubus, but I suppose it will do, for now.

[Drejk]

Lamontius wrote:

prestid-

prestdigi-
prestadigi-
presdtigita-

dammit the spell that makes you clean and taste like delicious candy

You mean the-spell-that-was-just-called-cantrip-in-2nd edition?

[thejeff]

FrankManic wrote:

Mikaze wrote:

Seelah in a tuxedo slow dancing with Seltyiel in a classy dress.

A mix of antagonism and desire in their eyes as they meet each other's gaze.

You're welcome.

He's already wearing what amounts to a scandalously cut evening gown. Also - Is there a rule somewhere that all paladins must have an ambiguously evil boyfriend? Is it part of their code or something?

minoritarian wrote:

This thread is disgusting

On that note: Could we get a "This is what I actually wear when I am actually slogging through a muddy swamp covered in Black Dragon blood and gelatinous cube slime and Lamashtu knows what else" picture for each of the Ms. Fanservice iconics? Because I get that they'd look all fancy and shiny when they're posing for portraits but what do they actually wear when they're... you know... having adventures? The Witch, the Oracle, and the Sorceress aren't really wearing the sort of clothes you'd expect for someone who regularly has to deal with angry orcs or undead monsters.

It's what they're shown as wearing in the action shots in APs and modules.

[thejeff]

Alleran wrote:

Lord Fyre wrote:

Alleran wrote:

But okay. If it's expensive, then how about she just casts an Extended Disguise Self? It should save on monetary costs.

We know that Seoni exploits her good looks. So she might actually do something like this, but I doubt that she would waste magic on such a thing. Likewise, at low levels a magic dress that did this would be prohibitively expensive.

Not at all, since a hat of disguise is only 1800 gold. Or 900 if she makes it personally, less if she decides to limit its use further (entirely reasonable when you frequently travel and/or interact with people whose primary occupation is killing people, taking their stuff, or both).

At what level do you consider 1800gp not "prohibitively expensive" for essentially a fashion accessory?

Or 900 after 6th level, which is already heading out of "low levels"

[strayshift]

Will point she is wearing a fully bodiced, modestly chested, wedding dress in the picture on p.179 of Ultimate Campaign.

On an anatomical note I will also point out that almost all the pictures I have seen tend to show her with a supported forward presented chest that doesn't appear to be moving even in the 'mid-action' shots.

Conclusion? Either she has had 'work' done or she has some amazing magical support in place.

[captain yesterday]

Kthulhu wrote:

I said it in the previous thread, I'll say it here: Bigby's Supporting Grope

But what about Bigby's Lecherous Hands:)

[captain yesterday]

Lamontius wrote:

prestid-

prestdigi-
prestadigi-
presdtigita-

dammit the spell that makes you clean and taste like delicious candy

you mean prestidigitation:) and yes i did quite well in spelling bees:)

[Jess Door]

captain yesterday wrote:

Kthulhu wrote:

I said it in the previous thread, I'll say it here: Bigby's Supporting Grope

But what about Bigby's Lecherous Hands:)

Any non-cantrip support spell is too non-optimal for me to even consider!

[James Jacobs]

Tacticslion wrote:

On the familiar (the only thing I really have any expertise on in this silly, humorous thread), Seoni is a Varisian Tattooed archetype, if I recall correctly, meaning her familiar is actually usually a tattoo (and how convenient!), thus avoiding the need to illustrate it.

To a certain extent, I had that archetype invented pretty much as a reason to back-story explain why Seoni's skink familiar is only so rarely illustrated... but now and then we do get Dragon illustrated, which makes me happy since I named the critter after one of my childhood pets!

(of course... when we first statted her up, we were using the 3.5 rules, and in those rules ALL sorcerers had familiars; when we switched to Pathfinder, we decided to keep it anyway.)

[strayshift]

Take this opportunity to say very late in the day I really like what you guys did with the bloodlines James (but can we have a 'charm' type Oracle please!).

Sorry slight diversion.

Seoni also seems to have perfect hair and make up too, also she never visibly seems to be sweating etc.

[Alleran]

thejeff wrote:

At what level do you consider 1800gp not "prohibitively expensive" for essentially a fashion accessory?

Or 900 after 6th level, which is already heading out of "low levels"

1800, take off 30% for a class limitation, then 30% off that for an alignment limitation. You're down to 441 gold if you make it personally.

And it has plenty of uses besides a fashion accessory. It's just that "fashion accessory" is the most pertinent to the thread subject right now.

[Sissyl]

Of course she isn't sweating. Cover 10% of your skin and go out fighting white dragons above the arctic circle and see how much you sweat.

[Slaunyeh]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Eagerly awaiting the sarcastromancer archetype for the next issue of Wayfinder

I'm not sure why, but 'castromancer' sounds really really unpleasant.

[TheAntiElite]

Slaunyeh wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Eagerly awaiting the sarcastromancer archetype for the next issue of Wayfinder

I'm not sure why, but 'castromancer' sounds really really unpleasant.

It's a required 1-level dip for Culture Warriors specializing in castigating the Patriarchy and Androcentric Cis-gendered Oppressors. It helps with fighting back any and all typical fanservice for the male gaze.

I wonder if sarcasm mages can have snark familiars...

[Alzrius]

TheAntiElite wrote:

I wonder if sarcasm mages can have snark familiars...

Oh yeah, I'm sure that's what they have.

[Xzaral]

I suppose you want a N/PC wearing something, give it a mechanical benefit. A poorly designed item, by Xzaral.

Bodice
Cost: 5 GP
Weight: 1 lb
Benefit: Reduces check penalties for encumbrance by 1.

Pros: Fan art of Valeros in a bodice
Cons: Fan art of Valeros in a bodice

[TheAntiElite]

Alzrius wrote:

TheAntiElite wrote:

I wonder if sarcasm mages can have snark familiars...

Oh yeah, I'm sure that's what they have.

Cause, of course, a boojum would TOTALLY be so much more appropriate.

[Voltron64]

Mikaze wrote:

Seelah in a tuxedo slow dancing with Seltyiel in a classy dress.

A mix of antagonism and desire in their eyes as they meet each other's gaze.

You're welcome.

Better yet, Seltyiel ala this.

;)