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Hey, I said nonlethal!

Liberty's Edge

He was at -8 LETHAL hit points. You can still be beaten to death. Hey, CSL, let me see your CON score.


Ya gotta be fargin' me.

Liberty's Edge

You kicked him. It was only a standard action to wake him up.


Aaaand we get UNDEAD chaotic stupid loonie? Okay, they had no stuff in their pants. Time to see if they have anything in their stomachs. I heard someone say that dwarves often have emeralds in their stomachs.

*takes out a knife*


Err, I have CON 10. *whistles innocently.


Common, catfolk, elven, magic (as in "Read Magic").

Dark Archive

Okay, this is getting icky. I'll be over here lighting candles...

Liberty's Edge

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DP: They do not have anything in their stomachs. You disgust me.

CSL: You're dead. Sorry man, wanna roll up new stats?

SJ: There's cultish symbols, about the "Great Devourer"

LB: What kind of candle?


(Okay, this is where I admit that I haven't gamed for a long time...like, about 20 years. Yes, I'm that old. Which generator do we roll dice with?)


How would I know if I didn't check?

"Mmmmmg."


CSL here, with a totally-not-a-cultist anti-paladin! Also, I have Common, Abyssal, Infernal.

Snowjade, we're using the forum's dice generator. Check out the "How to Format Your Text" bit just below the reply box. In general, it's just something like [dice]1d20 + 5[/dice (insert the missing bracket to make it work)

*ahem*

I enter from the front door and immediately see the carnage brought about by the group. "What in Baphomet's name is going on here?!"


SnowJade wrote:
(Okay, this is where I admit that I haven't gamed for a long time...like, about 20 years. Yes, I'm that old. Which generator do we roll dice with?)

Use [ dice ] XdY+Z [/ dice ] without the spaces to use the forum die roller.

Eyeball the new guy. "Yer ain't a cultist, is ya? We's cleanin' 'em out."


I glance at the scattered gore and nervously cough. "Of course I'm not a cultist!"

Bluff: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26

"What nonsense, me being a cultist. I'm very not-cultist. In fact, that's why I'm here. To be un-cultist. Yes. But I see you lot beat me to it and are doing a great job!"


Shakes her head sadly after cutting open the last of the stomachs of the mounds of corpses without finding any gemstones. Gives a nod to new guy.

"Mmmmg."


"Raht then. Y' got a weapon? Gonner need it. Ain't got one, take onna theirs, they ain't needin' it no more."

Liberty's Edge

So...anyone wanna go up to the gate?

Dark Archive

Oh, just the candles I got from the cultists.

Hey, new guy! Hmm, for some reason I thought he'd look just like somebody we used to know here, but I'm not sure why...


Comprehension check on the symbols:

Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

(I had to have Mr. SnowJade walk me through this.)

I don't think I can tell anything other than the fact that they were carved by some sort of cult.


"I have a weapon. Which I brought with me to use against cultists. Obviously."

I stay a good distance away from the monk. And the old man. And the bomb-wielding lunatic. And the group in general.


I go up to the gate, ready to kick it in.

Liberty's Edge

Can I have DP and anyone else near the gate make a perception check?

CM: Probably smart.


1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 22

Dark Archive

Oh, are we going through the door?

Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22


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Is this the same door I've been looking at? Just to be sure; I just failed my check roll.

Liberty's Edge

Yes. LOB/OMH: you hear snickers.

Dark Archive

Yay, candy! 8^)

"Hey guys, I hear something laughing in there."


"Does it sound human? Could be more orcs."


"IT'S A TRAP"


"There are runes on it, too. Can someone else try to read them?"


I read the runes. I translate for the others too.


Do we understand her?

Liberty's Edge

DP: They say that "This is the sacred home of the devourer."

How do you tell everyone else?


"Mmmmmmg."

Liberty's Edge

She does her thing. You guys don't understand.


"What's that? This is the base of a great many cultists just waiting to be slain?"


*headdesk* "I think she said it's our GM finally losing what was left of his mind."


Okay. Time for an interpretative dance.

*starts making a series of flourishes, spins and severely complex dance steps*


Or she can turn into a honeybee.

Dark Archive

Is the door flammable?

Liberty's Edge

DP: They appear to understand, though it's hard to devour with your mouth the way it is.

Lob: It's made of stone.

SJ: I am completely sane, though you guys are making progress to fix that...


If Lobriathus is getting out a bomb, I step back from the door. In fact, I walk over to the new guy and introduce myself.

"Hi there. I'm SnowJade. Nice to meet you!"


If Lob is going to bomb the door, I will backflip out of the way as it comes flying in.

Regarding my interpretative dance, it seems they got the gist of it anyway. Base - cultists - XP.

Dark Archive

Uh, yeah, my bombs aren't gonna get through that much stone. Yet. Give me some time to figure out a better bomb formula. (I.E. Level up. 8^)

We gotta have a door-kicker in the party. Who's strongest. NOT IT!!


*goes to town on the door, kicking it until the hinges give out*

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMG!!!!"

If there is a "devourer" in there, it needs a face full of monk rage.

Liberty's Edge

You find a bunch of cultists with a gatling gun aimed at the door.

1d20 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5 for 4d2 + 5 ⇒ (1, 1, 1, 2) + 5 = 10 piercing damage.


Duck and cover! (I dive behind some ruins.)

Wait a minute, gatling gun??? Man, that's not cricket. OMH and Lobriathus, OPEN FIRE!!!!


"That was pathetic. They really are just waiting to be slain."


"Well, go slay 'em, then!"

I see if I can peer out from behind - or through a hole in - the ruins.

"Where's Prettymonk?"

Dark Archive

Eep. Big boomer. I dive for cover too, and chug my extract of bomber's eye. Next round, FLAMING DEATH!.

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