Err, I have CON 10. *whistles innocently.
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I roll over, snoring, and cuddle the nearest available object which appears to be the dead body of an orc cultist.
I remain unconscious and fully clothed! Clearly the work of eldritch cultist magicks.
A nearby patron of the inn, dining alone, takes the opportunity to yell, "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" before snickering to himself. He then takes a few moments to think about what she said before eventually looking confused.
My lower regions are now hidden from sight! And can I make my CON check to become conscious yet? Or would someone like to put their hands on me and get some healin' on?
Unstirred even when used as a cushion by The Roc, I continue to have no choice but to be unsconscious, mooning the entire room with my steatopygous backside!
I remain unconscious, lying on the ground with my pants around my ankles!
I make my Fort save to become stable!
There is no stabilizing going on and I lose another hit point!
Oof! Leaving my pants undone, I become unconscious at -6 HP!
I flash the remaining orcs to sway them onto our side!
Undeterred by the Orc Chieftain playing hard-to-get, I use my masculine wiles to seduce all the orcs!
I disguise myself as a slave and then flirt with the orc on the black throne!
I throw a gold coin!
I look at the entrance before throwing a gold coin onto it.
I flirt with the Paladin, hefting my non-existent bust at him. |