>>Gary Teter asks ALL his questions here!<<

[Gary Teter]

Does ordinary outdoor air contain any germs?

[Aberzombie]

Gary Teter wrote:

Does ordinary outdoor air contain any germs?

It depends. Does New Jersey count as “ordinary”?

[Gary Teter]

Is the dust jacket to keep the dust warm?

[Aberzombie]

That depends on which side of the dust you're on.

[Gary Teter]

What day is it again?

[Gary Teter]

Is a receiver an integrated with a tuner?

[Aberzombie]

Gary Teter wrote:

What day is it again?

Purple.

[Aberzombie]

Gary Teter wrote:

Is a receiver an integrated with a tuner?

Only in Hoboken.

[Gary Teter]

Why are there comets?

[Aberzombie]

To hide the naked alien vampire spaceships.

[Gary Teter]

How many audiophiles suffer from tinnitus?

[Aberzombie]

3.14159

[Gary Teter]

How big is the wavefront for a photon emitted by the sun by the time it reaches earth?

[Aberzombie]

6.02214076 × 10^23

[Gary Teter]

Do billionaires listen to the radio?

[Gary Teter]

Why are the old gods so crazy?

[Gary Teter]

Is my oven set to 400 degrees or 400 degrees above ambient?

[Gary Teter]

Am I made of dark matter?

[Cori Marie]

Gary Teter wrote:

Am I made of dark matter?

Yes

[Lathiira]

Gary Teter wrote:

Why are the old gods so crazy?

They're not crazy. Possibly senile, and definitely tired of young'uns disrespecting them though.

[Gary Teter]

How many magazines are named after songs?

[Electric Wizard]

Gary Teter wrote:

How many magazines are named after songs?

If the elites enslave the rest of society those slaves will become less and less intelligent and become unable to maintain the society. The number of magazines will decline, and the number named after songs will decline. So as time progresses Lim_{t -> \inf} namedAfter(songs, magazines) => 0.

It appears to be an asymtotic sword fight.

[Gary Teter]

Why is it visible if it’s not on display?

[Aberzombie]

Gary Teter wrote:

Why is it visible if it’s not on display?

Because swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

[Gary Teter]

What if UFOs are sky crabs?

[Aberzombie]

Gary Teter wrote:

What if UFOs are sky crabs?

Someone in Louisiana would have figured out how best to boil them by now.

[Lathiira]

Aberzombie wrote:

Gary Teter wrote:

What if UFOs are sky crabs?

Someone in Louisiana would have figured out how best to boil them by now.

And Marylanders would've caught them and buried them in Old Bay.

[Limeylongears]

Gary Teter wrote:

What if UFOs are sky crabs?

Proof that carcinisation is both universal and inevitable, and we should just sit back and accept it.

[Gary Teter]

Why do melodies feel inevitable?

[Aberzombie]

Gary Teter wrote:

Why do melodies feel inevitable?

I think it has something to do with Rick Astley.

[Gary Teter]

How many of the cars we see are really ghost cars?

[Gary Teter]

Is dark matter the collective weight of history?

[Gary Teter]

What if your face is made for podcasting?

[Aberzombie]

Gary Teter wrote:

How many of the cars we see are really ghost cars?

19.34%

Unless it’s October. Then, oddly enough, it drops to 5%.

[Aberzombie]

Gary Teter wrote:

Is dark matter the collective weight of history?

No, but it is the collective density.

[Aberzombie]

Gary Teter wrote:

What if your face is made for podcasting?

Then you take over the world and make Halloween every day.

[Gary Teter]

How does the stylus rake angle affect intermodulation distortion?

[Gary Teter]

Why did I bite that grape?

[Limeylongears]

It bit you first.

[Gary Teter]

What if you can’t draw?

[Tacticslion]

You reshuffle.

[Gary Teter]

Does candy corn persist outside the plastic jack o lantern bucket or does it decay immediately and if so what’s the half life?

[Gary Teter]

Why is the coffee so amazing some days?

[Aberzombie]

Gary Teter wrote:

Does candy corn persist outside the plastic jack o lantern bucket or does it decay immediately and if so what’s the half life?

It continues on forever….just like Twinkies, cockroaches, and Keith Richards.

[Aberzombie]

Gary Teter wrote:

Why is the coffee so amazing some days?

Whiskey.

[Gary Teter]

Do they allow swears in New Yorker cartoons?

[Gary Teter]

Am I really in the mood for B~@#!es Brew right now?

[Celestial Healer]

Gary Teter wrote:

Do they allow swears in New Yorker cartoons?

They f&~$ing should.

[Limeylongears]

Gary Teter wrote:

Am I really in the mood for B#&%$es Brew right now?

Ease your way into it with, say, 'Miles In The Sky', or 'Nefertiti'

[Aberzombie]

Gary Teter wrote:

Am I really in the mood for B#*&#es Brew right now?

The beer, or the album? Either way, I’d say “why wouldn’t you be?”.