Trap continues to look at the overall construction of the mechanism....
"Maybe we can set this whole island to explode....how much reserve do we have...."
Strains and looks through the lever slots investigating the cables or linkages below, looks for a service hatch as well...
Can we throw a dead body at it to trigger the trap? Or use them as shields?
Maybe the One Ring will protect me. I put it on and descend into the tunnel.
I open the door, uninterested in whether my companions are following me.
Has anyone seen AM Healer?
"He turned invisible and muttered something about the precious and follow me....."
Points at the opened door....
"He went that way, or he is trying to lose us, by opening the door, turning invisible and making us think he went that way."
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AMH: As you move towards the door, you bump into several harmless cave fish and you realize that the floor is covered with sharp metal, stone and broken glass. luckily you are covered head to toe in steel.
Opening the door release moar water into the room(It is now 5' deep). There is a 30' long hallway also filled with water to a depth of 5' ending at a "T" intersection. Along the passage are cells(3 on each side) with iron bars. The bars are badly corroded. All the cells are empty...
I just heard water rushing on the other side of the door.
Lets go see what AM Healer has gotten himself into.
I call back to the rest and ask if Nasty can drink some of this water before it is over my head.
Then I check the cells. Can I open the cell doors?
Um
I don't know what my Strength is, but it's higher than 5. I break the bars.
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*Pulls out waterwings and puts them on.
Flies thru the water to where a vaguely AM Healer shaped hole in the water is.*
Take off that ring.
*Slaps AM Healer upside his head.*
Sorry about that, not feeling like myself today.
Haters gonna hate. I am not giving up the Ring. It was my share of a treasure haul.
"Is that some of AM healer's candy floating in that water, it looks like a chocolate bar, and candy corn."
Gah! My Pixy Stix are ruined!
Poor Pixies.
"Maybe we can get some pixy sticks...where do we find pixies?"
Why? So you can drown some more?
So, AM?
What are you doing?
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The silence is broken by this sound and you see three fins coming from the "T" intersection. Perhaps it is all the sugar in the water!
%$#@
BEAR!
*Bear grows to full size. Ready to attack if the fins get too close.*
OHMYGODIHAVEALWAYSWANTEDTORIDEASHARK!!
Trap sees the fins and pulls out a lasso, then he remembers the sharp teeth and how silly a lasso is, so he pulls out pixie sticks
"Hey how did those get in my stuff?"...quickly seals them in a ziplock bag.....silly AM healer doesn't know pop rocks and fun dip are the only real adverturers choice for candy.
Finally pulls a javelin out of his efficient quiver...
"Fishing!"
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Alissa/Bear: The three albino mako sharks swim in closer looking for a sugary snack, the first one is greeted by three arrows and a bear that confuses the shark with a salmon ripping the poor thing to shreds.
The two others now on a sugar and blood bender attack.
They both attack AMH somehow sensing that the healer has moar sugar.
WAIT WAIT, SHARKS! I'M GONNA RIDE YOU!
I cast cure light wounds on myself and try to get on the uninjured shark's back.
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When the sharks come closer, I jump over them! Then cast levitate in midair and take stock of the situation.
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TAK and his army of minions take one of the sharks down.
AMH leaps in slow-mo to the back of the shark, in midair he manages to put on a black leather jacket and grease his hair. Eeeeehhhhh!
Jenny meanwhile builds up speed and jumps the shark somehow freezing in time and space only to complete the jump after the longish commercial break
I'm riding a shark! This is awesome!
If only I could attach a laser beam to its head.
Good idea! Color spray on the third shark! (save DC 18)
Trap decides he has to either fish or cut bait....
He wonders if AM Healer can stay on for 8 seconds.....he liked the way he got into riding position..
"Your a natural! Hang on!"
Trap readies his sickles in case a shark decides to swallow him whole....
"My uncle trapspringer, once got eaten by a shark, dodge the teeth and cut your way out the gills."
TRUE STRIKE
I need a maximize damage feat.
Hey, we just saved his life. He was about to be bitten by a shark that has 4d6 sneak attack damage.
"Looks like shark for lunch."
RRRAAAWWWWHHHRRR!
She says she gets the one she skilled to herself.
MY SHARK!!!!!
You're all just jealous of my awesomeness.
"This is true, but also shark fin soup is supposed to make you more awesome."
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LET'S EAT THIS M&$&+&*#++@$!
Sweet. I slip off the One Ring for now, so that my companions can properly behold my awesomeness.
Do the sharks have any treasure?