...and I have no cleaning cantrips. Somedays, it doesn't pay to be a sorcerer...
You can always multi-class when you level up.
True! I'm going to multi-class right now. Got any suggestions?
Go barbarian!
Okay, Babby! Seriously, NO CHEATING!!!
It isn't possible for someone to roll a 0 on a d20. I can only assume you cheated because you think the game is about "winning". In truth, the objective of the game is to explore, in accordance with the rules, the world that the impartial DM has set before you. Thus, by cheating, you are moving everyone further away from the objective!!!
What do you have to say in your defense?
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Okay, Babby! Seriously, NO CHEATING!!!
It isn't possible for someone to roll a 0 on a d20. I can only assume you cheated because you think the game is about "winning". In truth, the objective of the game is to explore, in accordance with the rules, the world that the impartial DM has set before you. Thus, by cheating, you are moving everyone further away from the objective!!!
What do you have to say in your defense?
UH I SAID 1
I THINK YOU HEARD ME WRONG BECAUSE YOU ARE OLD AND OLD PEOPLE DO NOT HEAR VERY WELLSO DO I WIN?
Hrmph. Well, Firsty, you avoid the blast. Babby, you take points of damage and is slowed as the spell until I say you're not.
I KEEP THWACKING THEM UNTIL THEY ARE ALL DEAD.
HEY DOES ANYONE NEED HEALING? I'M PRETTY GOOD AT THAT.
I laugh at them
CAN SOMEONE STAB THIS GUY? I WOULD DO IT MYSELF BUT I AM ONLY ALLOWED TO USE BLUDGEONING WEAPONS.
Next attack:
The dice love me.
WHAT TO ROLL TO KNOW KNOWLEDGE ABOUT TIK TIK LIZARDS
PARTICULARLY IF THEY ARE DEVOURABLE
Lissa, you knock one unconscious.
Gassy: Shocker lizards are stupid carnivores that use electricity as a defense against others. They live in groups, and add their lightning burst to those of their mates. They smell, and taste, like isolation material. You could devour them, but it would not be enjoyable.
Nessy: Being pelted with meat was pretty ok with them.
NOT FOR DEVOURING THEN
DO THEY BURN
Uh, I watch my new teammates slaughter helpless lizards while I figure out a new class and then multi-class.
RAAHHHRR.
*Guards door in case any try to get out*
Continues shooting.
Hey, R.O.G., since I'm a sorcerer. Can I make one of them my familiar before Nesod does. I mean I have the class, or class close enough for it.
Wait, maybe I should open the door after the chaos has subsided.
*makes signs: "SAVE OUR LIZARD FRIENDS!"*
Same Target
How many are left?
I killed 2 and knocked 1 unconscious.
AM Healer killed 1 or 2.
AM Sorcerer killed a 1 with his Whacky Stick.
I think Nesod also knocked 1 unconscious.
I should be a druid/sorcerer what way I can love all the animals.
OH YEAH. I THWACK SOME MORE.
I should be a druid/sorcerer what way I can love all the animals.
DRUIDS CAN'T MULTICLASS. WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, THIRD EDITION?
There are two still staring wickedly at you. They are IKing up again, and their skins start casting sparks once more. The two unconscious ones can probably be used as familiars. And yes, shocker lizards burn like everyone else.
GO TO DOOR
REMOVE LANTERN FROM LIGHT FIXTURE
IS LIT
THROW
STEP BACK OUT
I make the other shock lizard my familiar.
I should be a druid/sorcerer what way I can love all the animals.DRUIDS CAN'T MULTICLASS. WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, THIRD EDITION?
What's third edition? I don't know the edition rules. I think you're jealous.
*Goes into room and starts to eat the dead lizards.*
From 3rd Edition onward the rules make sense. This is not 3rd Edition.
I have a boundary, now I need a lizard.
WHEN DO I GET MY XP?
When you do something that is XP Worthy.
WOULD KILLING YOU QUALIFY?