I think they're smurfs. Oh, I run out of the room before the fireball goes off.
WHURGH?
*moves away from Sorcerer just in case the polymorph effect is contagious*
Alissa: You think you have heard of them... blue, dopey little lizards with a tendency to erupt in shockwaves of lightning. Especially dangerous in groups. They have a newfangled feel to them.
AM H: You thwack one of them. It look surprised, then dies horribly. Three more hop over to it and look at the corpse, then at you.
"IKIKIKIKIKIKIKIK!!!"
Nessy: You need a few more levels for fireball. You thwack with your staff, give me a roll.
Gassy: Those polymorphs are typically contagious, yes. Smart move.
Babby: Great, thanks. Only problem is the bed is cold for my joints.
Awww, you killed it. They're not nasties. They're cute little harmless fuzzballs... er, scaleballs.
*scratches one of the lizards under the chin*
I THINK I MISSED.
I shoot one from the door with my bow.
Peeps into the room trying to figure out who AM H is...
"That polymorph effect was only a temporary effect done by a higher power. I should be fine..., I hope."
*dives for cover outside the room, following the Otyugh's advice*
Follows his own advise and dives out of the room.
*Closes the door*
Is something happening? Why am I stuck in here with Rouge?
*Whoops*
HA! THEY LOCKED THEMSELVES OUT. THAT MEANS WE GET ALL THE LOOT AND XP.
I get XP reguardless. I already killed one.
If you can find me, Tin Man.
*hides*
Hey Rog, you fall asleep in your chair?
*Nudges Really Old Gamer*
You mean other than the thief picked his wallet?
You got his decoy wallet. His real one was... elsewhere. And there's not much else 'elsewhere', let me tell you.
Ooookay.. the shocker lizards seem to be pissed. Sparks start shooting from them, then arclights between them, then a thunderblast as the charge is set off. Babby and Firsty are targeted. It is time for you guys to do saves vs rods, staves and wands. You guys in the peanut gallery outside the door hear a deafening boom.
Wait, shouldn't that be a breath weapon save? Or spell?
Hmmmm.... breath weapon.... yeah. could be. try that one instead then, you two.
The lizards or Babby, Firsty and AM Healer and his Otyugh?
Sounds like the lizards don't like ham. Hey, who puts that many blue lizards in a dungeon anyway
*looks at table*
... carry the three... uh...
Getting rained upon by rotten meat will do that.