Time for the Tomb of Borrors!

[CR500Wasp]

Shatter: 4d6 ⇒ (5, 3, 3, 6) = 17

[The Nasty Orc]

"They look like they have glass jaws should not be too hard to take down."

GLASSY SMASH: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (20) + 12 = 321d12 + 12 ⇒ (5) + 12 = 17

[Ranger Alissa]

Blast, no spare bludgeoning weapons.

Shooting for Effect: 1d20 + 9 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 9 + 1 = 26
Here's Looking at You: 1d8 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 2 + 1 = 5

[JRR Tolkien]

AMH: 9 out of 10 people recommend smashing monsters as a daily deterrent to death

Jenny: Slimy creature?: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13 Oh yeah It's greased up

Wasp: The creature screeches in pain and attacks you.

Glass Sword: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (11) + 7 = 18 Pain: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10

Nasty: Although your axe smash is true it looks like it did about half of what it should You can use the flat of your axe to to do full damage

It retaliates Glass Sword: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (15) + 7 = 22 Pain: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9

Alissa:Are you using blunt arrows Your hit the fell creature right in the eyeball.

It attacks Glass Sword: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10 Pain: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9

DM Notes:

FSW 38/55, FSN 46/55, FSA 50/55

[The Nasty Orc]

He looks at the axe and recognizes it is not working as well.

"Me need to use Papa's Cluby." He drops his axe and draws forth an enormous club the top is ringed with a steel band made from cold iron followed by a band made from silver followed by a band of adamantite.

"IT'S CLUBBERING TIME."

Papa's Club: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (6) + 12 = 182d6 + 11 ⇒ (6, 4) + 11 = 21

[JRR Tolkien]

Nasty: Your attack catches the creature right in the solar plexus

It attacks Glass Sword: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8 Pain: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13

DM Notes:

FSW 38/55, FSN 25/55, FSA 50/55

[Jenny the Jellymancer]

Flaming sphereon greased skeleton, using albatros snot as component, thereby igniting the grease.

[The Mighty Chocobo]

mighty kick: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26 Now, Die!: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

[GM Overlord]

The Mighty Chocobo appears replacing Cr500wasp, I was sick of playing a caster

[The Nasty Orc]

"SMASHY, SMASH, SMASH. Go down with a crash. Wow me rhyming. me pretty smart I don't think I have ever rhymed before. "

SMASH: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (1) + 12 = 13

CRASH: 2d6 + 12 ⇒ (6, 2) + 12 = 20

[JRR Tolkien]

Jenny:A flaming green glass skeleton, that's gotta look cool.Especially when it begins melting The creature lights up and takes Fyah: 3d6 ⇒ (3, 6, 1) = 10

It attacks Glass Sword: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 7 = 23 Pain: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10

Wasp: For a bug with such spindly legs you manage to damage the creature

It attacks Glass Sword: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 25 Pain: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13

Nasty: I am afraid that misses, but it attacks you

Glass Sword: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8 Pain: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15

DM Notes:

FSW 33/55, FSN 25/55, FSA 50/55, FSJ 45/55(burning)

[Alissa's Bear]

RRRAAWWWWRRR!

Full Attack

Slam: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (10) + 13 = 23
Slam: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (9) + 13 = 22
Bite: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18
Paw: 1d10 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15
Paw: 1d10 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15
Teeth: 1d6 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9

[JRR Tolkien]

Bear: Your 3 attacks leave the creature hurting pretty badly.

One fresh one flys over and attacks Glass Sword: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 7 = 20 Pain: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13

Cricket/Wasp/Chicken: Well at least you moving up the food chain, So you are a chicken monk?

DM Notes:

FSC 33/55, FSN 25/55, FSA 11/55, FSAB 55/55, FSJ 45/55(burning)

[The Mighty Chocobo]

Chocobo monk

[Jenny the Jellymancer]

"OW! Okay, I felt it was sort of unfair to do this to you, but see how you like it, stupid glass fairy skeleton... something!"

Shatter on the burning skelly. While flaming sphere stays on it.

[JRR Tolkien]

Jenny: Fyah: 3d6 ⇒ (1, 5, 5) = 11 Shattah: 4d6 ⇒ (3, 2, 4, 2) = 11

It attacks: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14

DM Notes:

FSC:33/55, FSN 25/55, FSA: 11/55, FSAB 55/55, FSJ: 23/55

I will see you kids after the 17th

[AM SORCERER TOO]

I need some action!

Arcane Blast at FSAB

Fyah Breath: 1d20 + 4 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 4 + 6 = 25 substituting charisma modifier and ancestral bonus for dexterity modifier

Arcane Blast and damage: 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (2, 6) + 4 = 12

Deafening ancestral dragon roar:5d6 + 4 ⇒ (1, 3, 5, 4, 6) + 4 = 23

[JRR Tolkien]

AMS: Wow! that was awesome. You killed it. As your attacks hit the creature it explodes for Boom: 2d6 ⇒ (5, 2) = 7 all over the bear 2d4 ⇒ (1, 1) = 2

The last one flies down and attacks you: Glass sword: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11 Pain: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10

DM Notes:

FSC 33/55, FSN 25/55, FSA 11/55, FSAB DOA, FSJ 23/55(burning), FSAMS 55/55

[AM HEALER]

SMASH THE LAST ONE.

1d20 + 27 ⇒ (1) + 27 = 28
1d8 + 2d8 + 11 ⇒ (2) + (2, 5) + 11 = 20

[AM HEALER]

M*~!$~$%@@!+.

I NEED A NEW DEITY.

[Ranger Alissa]

Shooty: 1d8 + 9 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 9 + 1 = 17
NonBluntedArrow: 1d8 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 2 + 1 = 10

[Alissa's Bear]

Wham: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (20) + 13 = 33
Wham2: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (1) + 13 = 14
Chomp: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10
Bam: 1d10 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13
Thank You Ma'am: 1d10 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17
Bam2: 1d10 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12
Crunch: 1d8 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

Knowledge(whatever applies): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10

[The Mighty Chocobo]

Hiya double kick: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (11) + 9 = 20
mwahaha: 1d8 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8
number 2: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26
bwahaha: 1d8 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13

[JRR Tolkien]

AMH: Yikes,yeah you may want to check on new deities

Alissa/Bear/Choc: You each manage to kill one, each one explodes doing Boom: 2d6 ⇒ (3, 3) = 6 to each of you.

Nesod: You somehow know that these creatures will regenerate in 2-8 rounds.

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

"They're going to regenerate in 12-48 seconds! Brace yourselves!!!"

[The Nasty Orc]

Nasty goes ahead to eat the shards of the glass as he can eat anything and digest it and get some sort of nutrients from it. So he starts to shovel glass into his mouth.

[JRR Tolkien]

Nasty: FYI There are 2 left that are alive, 1 is burning from Jennys flaming sphere.

One attacks you Glass Sword: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26 Pain: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16

Also, there is an orange door behind you(that you came through)and a golden door on the other side.

[The Mighty Chocobo]

yeah!: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15
boom: 1d8 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7

[Ranger Alissa]

How big is the blast area. If it is more than 5 feet from the square it was in, it doesn't get me.

Also, is there a reflex save?

[AM HEALER]

SMASH!

1d20 + 19 ⇒ (2) + 19 = 21
1d8 + 2d8 + 7 ⇒ (7) + (8, 3) + 7 = 25

[JRR Tolkien]

Choc: You hit the beastie square in the groin, It squeals like a little girl.

It attacks: Glass Sword: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8 Slice and Dice: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8

Alissa: For simplicitys sake, I reduced their blast area to 1 person and no there is no save.

AMH: 2....Really...You might want to look into a new god, However you hit the flaming one and kill it...However it splodes on you for 2d6 ⇒ (1, 4) = 5

DM:

48/55

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

I hand Alissa my staff and Detect Magic on the doors and beetles.

[JRR Tolkien]

Nesod: The orange door(The one you all came through) is now a mundane door, The golden door at the other end of the room has evocation magic on the right handle.

Beetles? Do you mean the cockroaches with the human heads from earlier? These are not the same creature, However you can determine that they will constantly regenerate while they are in this room.

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

Okay. Sorry bout that.

"Don't touch the right handle on the door and get the corpses out of here!"

[JRR Tolkien]

Nesod: Unfortunately, there are no corpses as the creature explode and turn into glass fragments upon reaching 0 hp.

[The Nasty Orc]

Any left now?

[Gruumash .]

How was your vacation?

[JRR Tolkien]

Nasty: Yes there is 1 left whacking away at Choc

It was great, all I did was eat, drink, golf, tan and do the Bob Marley expedition

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

Do I have a dustbroom in my inventory?

The what now?

[JRR Tolkien]

Nesod: That is one big Dustpan

For some reason i cann ot post links to the tour, I'll try later

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

I'm going to try the left handle of the door after casting Resistance on myself.

[JRR Tolkien]

Nesod: I assume you mean the golden door on the other side of this room?

[AM HEALER]

WHAT HAPPENS IF NASTY EATS THE BUGS? DO THEY REGENERATE INSIDE HIM?

[AM SORCERER TOO]

No. Nothing can survive inside his gullet.

[The Nasty Orc]

"Except for the Midgaard Serpent."

[JRR Tolkien]

AMH: THESE ARE NOT BUGS!...sorry for yelling, all this travel has played hell with my gout.

[Ranger Alissa]

*Scoops up the piles of glass. Takes them to a different room.
Seperates them into 8 seperate piles.*

[JRR Tolkien]

JRR Tolkien wrote:

Nasty/Wsap: Ok what the hell, Behind the door a long stairway(20') leads down to circular room, which is about 80' in diameter. Sharp shards of broken green glass fill the room to a depth of about 3'; the ceiling rises 30' from the surface of the glass.

Alissa: You would have to clear this entire room of glass fragments in order to get all the creatures.

[Ranger Alissa]

Forgot about that.

Lets get out of here.