*Pull out lute*
Do I see any bad guys?
perception
"Hey there lady. What you doing with my friend Alissa?"
He charges her and Tackles her.
Then he sucks her in his mouth until on her head is showing.
James: You see the thugs slunk back into the shadows.
Nasty: Just as you are about to tackle the female half-orc,
she teleports away with her prize.
Nesod: Just before she teleports, she drops the key and your wand.
"You can keep your wand. I have one just like it."
*Head over toward the cage, is the bear in the cage with the ranger?*
"where did lady go?"
"Is Alissa okay?"
He trots over to the cage and checks to see if she is okay.
"Pouty Lady you okay?"
If you don't get me out of here in the next 3 seconds I will murderize you without mercy.
WAIT FOR NESOD TO OPEN CAGE
EAT CAGE ONCE ALISSA IS OUT
He begins to try bending the bars on the cage to get her out.
Continues to bend the cage bars open not waiting for Nesod to unlock it.
Nasty Orc is not a patient orc.
Nesod: Am S's familiars are with him, not you. Your's missed.
Nasty: You try to bend the bars, but just as you touch them, Nesod insets the key into the lock and the whole cage disappears.
Waht the???
Where's your bear?
Comes strolling up
Had an encounter with an orc. Let's save we return the Swizzle-Stick to its rightful owners and find the Tomb of Borrors before more weird stuff happens.
She is right here.
*Takes the bear from usual stored.*
"They took it."
"Saw someoen using magic before the fight, but I lost track of them. Some orc ambushed me, but he's sleeping.., uh, with his god for good."
She is right here.
*Takes the bear from usual stored.*
"Sup."
RRAAHHHRRR!
And a good day to you too.
GRUMBLES ABOUT NOT GETTING TO EAT THE CAGE AFTER SHE GOT OUT.
WORTH IT TO PURSUE ORCS?
*Looking at nesod the ladies man*
Do ya have any idea where this confounded tomb is?
*Pulls out 2 haggi and tosses one to gazebo and one to nasty*
Okay. You have rescued Alissa. Everyone gets 50 xp.
A crowd starts to gather. They seem to be interested in Nesod.
"All hail Saint Swizal reborn."
They start begging for your blessings and to cure their ills.
Gobbles up the haggis.
"What Tomb?"
"Nesod lost his stick?"
"Where did everyone go?"
I'm still here.
rubs his chest and arms
And I'm real.
"Thank Gruumash for that. "
"Hey Bard guy you have anymore Haggis?"
""Alissa now that you are free. What should we do you are the leader."
*reaches into bag of endless haggi*
"Here you go nasty, Want one scaly?"
What else is new. hahahahahaha
"Oh, THERE you guys are! I've been looking all over for you."
What's up? What happened?
"Why we need stick?" Reaches down picks up stick from the ground.
"Here is stick. What different?"
Starts picking a piece of veggie goblin from his teeth with the stick.
Well... I guess will use bardic knowledge check.....made it.. uuh the orcs with the stick is that way *points west* and the Tomb is that way *points north* Which way you wanna go
"Tomb?"
"Which way can I crunch things more?"
@ Nesod: Well Then Lets go get em
@ Jenny: I believe that St swizal got the stick from the tomb
@ Nasty: I have seen the future and much crunch you will encounter.
Sorry I have been missing. Really old gamer took a turn for the worse after his surgery and I have been devoting my time to him. I am happy to report that he is now doing fine.
I have some things that need taken care of, but I should be back to you hedonistic cretins on Monday. Until then stay out of trouble.
Quickly, let's set the town on fire.
"No! Hey, it is a nice town! You can't go around setting fire to it!"
I look sternly at Nesod and Am Sorcerer Too.
"Say, anyone know where that otyugh got to? He was kind of hands... Uhh... Interesting."
AM HEALER will want to christen, er, smack everybody. Let's him put his two coppers in before we do anything first.
I SAY WE SMACK EVERYBODY.
THEN BURN DOWN THE VILLAGE.
To burn or not to burn...Hmmm I've next to no money, been insulted and attacked. I vote for smackdown then burndown.