DEVOURER'S BLESSING ON THIS ESTABLISHMENT
DEVOUR LOONIE BEFORE I GO.
Crapp!
*Grabs next notice off board before fleeing out back door*
Just for that, you guys don't get any gold for killing the rats.
Follow me, I know a place outside town we can hide.
Shrugs his shoulders and follows the rest of the party back out the door he just came in. Not really rushing but wanting to keep up with the rest of the party. Still not quite understanding the issue.
Turning before he goes remembering his grandmother's advice to always be polite. He waves at the bar keep with the axe.
"Thanks for the food. Have a nice day. Hope to come back soon."
What the @%&! did you guys do?
*Stares open mouthed.*
*Holding his hands up*
I had absolutely nothing to do with this situation.
*Looking ahead in the distance*
I see the city guard has brought any angry lynch mob and a portable gallows. Let's get out of here before hung like flanks of steak.
You get outside to the scene of the slaughter of the bard, and you can see the blood spatters all around the alley. Now outside the inn, you see Gurg dancing (at least you think that is what it is doing) with its dead cat familiar. The entire street outside the alley is covered with garbage and an oozing sludge that stinks of garbage and urine. You hear the stomping of numerous feet, and a chorus screaming "HALT! HALT! HALT!" Behind you, the innkeeper locks the door firmly. It seems you can get away from this, but you need to navigate Gurg and the "grease spell" somehow first.
For now, lets worry about getting out of town without killing anyone we don't have to.
*Climbs up a drainpipe and starts running across the roofs.*
*Sigh!!*
I really liked that inn.
*starts sliding along the street away from the horde of approaching guards*
WHAT IF WE SAY THE OTYUGH DID IT?
*Casts Run cantrip for a good head start*
ROLLS DOWN ALLEY
*Once outside town I keep an eye out for the rest of the party. I send my bear one way while I go the other.*
Yes, but it doesn't say where it is. All it shows is a contact name in the next town, but the signature is so atrocious I can't read it.
It says lichberg.
I TURN THE LICH.
*Slaps AM HEALER on the back of his head*
Lichberg, I hope it has plenty of magic items.
R.O.G. Has AM SORCERER heard of the place? Anything in particular to magic, undead, and arcane thingies.
Lichberg is a boring little dump, just like Brainton. That is this town, btw. It lies some distance to the... ummm... east. Up against the... Horror mountains, yeah, that is the ticket. You are standing outside Brainton looking at the milling wall of guard- dressed flesh that ends at the city limits. They are all screaming "HALT!!! HALT!!! HALT!!!" at the top of their lungs. A road stretches east.
Horror mountains, hear I come. Exit stage east.
FINE. WE WILL COME BACK TO KILL THE WENCH LATER. LET'S GO FIGHT SOME LICHES.
Just remember. We are here to find info on the tomb. Lets not be distracted.
Home on bear, let's get going.
*Starts heading east.*
*Move silently through the woods to the side of his friend.*
*Keeps an eye out for dangers.*
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WE ARE ON A MISSION FROM GODS
IT'S 106 MILES TO LICHBERG
WE HAVE A HEALER FULL OF CURE SPELLS
HALF A PACK OF SMOKESTICKS
IT'S DARK
AND WE'RE WEARING SMOKED GOGGLESHIT IT
CAN I HIT YOU WITH MY MACE?
I'm on a mission for myself, actually.
Follows Alissa "Hey Lady I am following you up on the roof." heads out of town but does not attempt to be stealthy in the least bit tromping around on people's roofs as he goes and generally making a nuisance as well as a mess.
"Were we go pouty lip lady? Lichbeer? I have not had that kind of beer before. Hope it is tasty."
As you start walking on the road to Lichberg, it starts to rain. You see fields around the road, containing... *rolls* ...rutabagas and... *rolls* ...turnips. You meet a few travelers. Suddenly, two guards appear before you. They have chain mails, tabards in Brainton's colours, halberds like all proper guards. They approach you, shouting "HALT!!! HALT!!! HALT!!!"
What are you doing?
*Sneasks up behind guards.*
*Swings mighty paw at first guard.*
DEVOUR MEATED GUARD
I am getting tired of this.
Everywhere I go I get slandered, libled.
I hear words I never read in the bible.
*Alignment shift - CG to CN*