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"Gentlefolk, what do you know of a kingdom of oozefolk?"
The oozegods... we make monthly sacrifice, they leave us in peace
(I am assuming that not everyone here is an oozefolk
The population consists mostly of humans definitely native looking. Bones, feathers and grass skirts seem to be in fashion here in Tanaroa.
There are no Oozefolk in town, they prefer the cool, dank underground.
I wonder, does this fall under "when someone asks if you're a god, you say yes"?
Doesn't seem like there were many oozefolk in the dungeon we went through... except possibly the scummy water, that could have been one I suppose. So, there must be more oozefolk somewhere else.
[whispered aside]Weren't you born human and became oozefolk?[/whispered aside]
I know who Jenny's mom is, and I heard she likes it rough.
Nasty gives him a look.
"Rough like she over cooks her food? Or doesn't like to cook the food?"
" I like it rough too. sometimes."
[whispered aside]Weren't you born human and became oozefolk?[/whispered aside]
Possibly. Or, something latent in me was awakened, something noble, hungry and hexahedral...
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I wonder, does this fall under "when someone asks if you're a god, you say yes"?
Doesn't seem like there were many oozefolk in the dungeon we went through... except possibly the scummy water, that could have been one I suppose. So, there must be more oozefolk somewhere else.
Well I certainly could not have Oozes in there, especially considering my policy on PvP
Possibly. Or, something latent in me was awakened, something noble, hungry and hexahedral...
You are part witch now?
Trap looks for the most likely shop to sell him a map and maybe a shop with some interesting trinkets....
"Come on guys we need a map!"
Hey Nasty, I bet this town has a bard we could kill. Maybe one that plays hand drums.
NO!
See, too many witnesses!
Nasty, I think we'll have to sneak behind Alissa's back when we kill the bard.
Did you say something AM H?
*Looks at him with a dead-eye stare.*
Oh, I'll speak louder. I said Nasty and I are going to sneak behind your back to kill a bard. Happy shopping!
I'm going to find a bathroom, and then sneak out a window and give Alissa the slip. She can't watch me all the time after all. Is there a public bathroom around here? Maybe a Barnes & Noble where they don't care who uses the toilets?
Trap finds himself in a store with maps and trinkets, he is overwhelmed by choices, soon he starts off loading coinage from his pouch of holding and acquiring trinkets and maps from the shop!
"Come on buy two get one free is a great deal!"
Let me check those maps before you buy.
Nasty decides to follow AM Healer and get something to eat.
Can we find a vegan one? I don't like those guys telling me I cant eat meat.
Sure thing, buddy. Let's go find us a vegan bongo bard.
"Ok but I need a map for every ocassion!"
Notes the approving nod from the ranger and proceeds to purchasing maps a plenty!!!
A plethera of maps?
I look for vegan bongo bard tracks.
Tracking using his scent ability
Looking for vegan bongo bard. They smell like patchouli beans and hemp.
I summon a succubus to lure the bard out of the cafe and into a back alley where I will cast silence to hide the screams.
Any of the maps in particular stand out?
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AMH: The Succubus makes her way through the crowd of hipsters approaching closer to the Bards.
We'll be real heroes now in a war between our cocks and time: let's be the angels of the world's desire and take the world to bed with us before we die."
Man that's deep utters the crowd.
The bard has seen the succubus and invites her to sit down and have a PBR
Excellent. We set up in the alley, surrounded by silence, and wait for the succubus to bring the bard, as commanded.
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Meanwhile, in the local iron-doctor's workshop...
*taktaktaktaktaktaktak-DIIINGGGGGGG!!!*
"My good friends, I present to you: Minimus Macabre Mk. III!"
Now strutting by Tvashtri's side is his trusty old skeleton warrior mechanical, now made from gleaming reinforced steel. Its freshly-cut garnet eyes glitter ominously.
I purchase 1 each of the oldest and newest maps of Boordor.
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AMH: After the show, The beat poet bard follows the succubus outside thinking he's gonna score
TAK: For a fairly primitive culture, they are not giving the strange mechanical man any sort of grief.
Alissa: Examining the Maps you are getting a much clearer picture of the terrain surrounding the town of Tanaroa
Trap buys the maps detailing the native traps and secrets doors and passages....
Once the bard is in the silence spell, I start bashing him with my righteous mace.
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Poor vegan bongo bard... If I was present, I could have told them of his harsh life. Maybe that would have given them pause in what they are about to do. See, bard colleges do not teach veganism or bongo drums to just anyone. It is only those who are severely infected with a panoply of terrible sicknesses who are given the opportunity to partake in their special education into veganism and bongo drummery. This is done as a form of social welfare for the severely ill. See, veganism gives you vegan powers, and bongo drums ensure that people don't need to stand close to you to hear.
Oh, well...
I'm sure Nasty will find that very interesting as he licks up the last of the remains.
*Walks out of the cartography store.*
OK. According to the maps, our best path is...
Where is everyone?
GRRR. I told them to wait here.
"Yo."
He looks over at the AM Healer.
"I am not eating that it tastes horrible after he takes a bite of the vegan bongo drummer."
He moves to walk away from the alley in search of better food.
*hands (tentacles) Nasty a half-eaten mold-encrusted leather armchair*
Fine. I order the succubus to eat the dead bongo bard to clean up the evidence.
*Sees Nasty coming out of alley.*
And what mischief have you been up to?
*Head in that direction.*
"Oh my good friend the Bleached Otyugh with good food finally. " He takes the mold encrusted leather arm chair and eats it.
"You always have the best stuff. Thanks friend."
He sees Alissa. "Hey Boss. Our friend the Otyugh came back. He has good eats you want some?
"Oh I was in alley with AM Healer and his new friend the sexy woman with bat wings. He smashed a stupid bongo playing vegan guy who did not taste good at all."