Jenny, turn into your ooze form.
Starting 5 foot before the slick spot, spread yourself into a 5ft wide by 30ft long thin layer over the slick area.
Hopefully that will give us a stable area needed to get a running start to jump over the pit.
I BASH A CRAYFISH WITH MY MACE
Nasty seeing AM HEALER is getting all the fun and worried he may eat the crayfish before he does also starts bashing crayfish.
*Hurries to catch up to Nasty before he gets into trouble.
Sees him attacking the crayfish.*
"Nasty it is a seafood buffet!"
AGAIN, BY THE LIGHT OF SMASHY!!!
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"I hope someone brought a large block of butter!"
"I had a cooking class once."
Sickle
Sickle
Sickle
With Nasty and I in the party, it's safe to say we instigate a lot of things.
"If only that hall of induction had the cook-tops turned horizontal instead of vertical we could cook all this in no time...."
"These look so good. Not waiting to cook them."
"Get in my belly. For the Great Devourer. For Gazebo"
AAAAAH!!! HALFLING!!!
...what is the halfling doing? Casting spells?
Will save?
Whoops!
$#@%$#$
Jenny: Yes he did...
AMH: A neg 4 modifier for a cleric...Awesome!
Ok so he cast charm person on you, it is sounding like a good idea to climb the wall, strip nekkid and lie down on the scorpion level
Devotees of Smashy have access to a feat that lets is cast off of Constitution.
It's in the Complete Douchebag Handbook.Okay, so lying down among scorpions seems obviously self destructive. I think I get to make another save.
So I strip down, even shedding my chainmail briefs, and hop in with the scorpions.
This is what I get for rolling low on initiative. And for being distracted and without internet access for a week. I Me-Teor strike into the scorpion nearest AMH.
Grease on AMH before he jumps! Hopefully he ends up on the floor of the current level instead...
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Alissa: You manage to thwack my halfling 3 times as you do his illusion falls revealing what looks to be an ogre with a distinct oriental look.
He points his finger at the group hitting everyone.
reflex for half
AMH: You may attempt a reflex save, if you miss you are back in the pool and subject to the cone of cold
Alick: Is that spell like meatier swarm? he makes his save but is still pretty charred or covered in proscuitto depending on the spell.
Shortbow attack , Damage
Shortbow attack , Damage
"Is this a draconian?"
All: If for some reason you reach 0 hp it does not kill you but freeze you solid until you thaw, nobody dies in this game except for the baddies.
TAK: 16 is good enough to make your save.
TD: No it is an Ogre Magi
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All: If for some reason you reach 0 hp it does not kill you but freeze you solid until you thaw, nobody dies in this game except for the baddies.
RETCON: Tvashtri is fortunate enough to be on the periphery of the cone, but his tail still winds up frozen enough to make a base for a picket sign.
Less fortunate are his mechanicals, all of which are frozen in place.
Tvashtri doggedly retaliates with his trusty enchanted crossbow.
No, it's like me gathering my crystals all up and slamming into someone like a flaming meteor from above. Primary target is vs ac, secondary targets in a 10ft radius take half, reflex for half of half.
Okay, I didn't go into the hole. Now the second save.
Only half damage.
It sucks being naked in a cone of cold.
Icicles hang from his mouth and beard but he still manages to be able to move not frozen solid.
He take half damage and while cold he still can move. Seeing the ogre he speaks to it in the language of giants.
"This my clan my food. You leave alone or me eat you wizard ogre."
He points his finger at the group hitting everyone.
dice=Cone of cold 8d8 reflex for half
Missed me.
How close is the ogre to Nasty?
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TAK: Close it's AC is 19
Alick: I see well you definetly hurt one of the scorpions
AMH: You are still on the second step with the dead crayfish due to Jenny greasing you up.
Nasty: Due to your taunts and Alissa's arrows. Qesnef casts darkness 15' r on himself and flys downward to the manticores.
Alissa: So close
Nasty shoots his tongue out to grapple the ogre.
"Me eat you now."
He shoots forth his prehensile tongue to grapple the ogre.
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Alissa: You want low
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2 of your arrows hit the ogre magi, he is just hanging on by a thread
Nasty: You grabbed him even with the -6 due to him being 30' away
Unfortunately the manticores attack your tongue with tail spikes. Now there's a sentence I never thought I'd say.
Why dont we say your tongue AC is 4 better That d6 on the end is how many spikes hit your tongue
Peppered with spikes he cries out.
"Ahlithaa I hath thpikes onth my tonguth."
Looks like he drops the darn thing.
I just want to say, "good luck, we're all counting on you"
I levitate out over the manticores, turn into a cube above as many as I can, then drop the levitation.
...SPLUBBA!!!
That is a DC 21 Fort save for the manticores I hit.
I gather up my remaining will power and bring all my crystals to me, making me a crystal armored juggernaut. I use some psychometabolism shenanigans and boost my strength up the grab the scorpion I damaged and toss it's flaming body at the ogre mage.
If the scorpion hits or not, I manipulate the flames to explode in a first explosion of doom.
Bear, protect AMH.
Trap fires into the darkness that was where the mage disappeared
Shortbow attack , Damage
Shortbow attack , Damage
"You think it is still in there?"
"You think it is still in there?"
I have blindsense! If the ogre mage is still in the darkness I...
"BLURRRRRRRBLE...."
Dammit!
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I just want to say, "good luck, we're all counting on you."