Alick |
That... Has to cause some unfortunate pinching. And don't you humans have hair down there? Wouldn't that get caught and painfully pulled out? Doesn't it rust? Also, how can you wear those when it's really hot outside? Like your eggs sunny side up? Or what about when it's really cold. Talk about a popsicle.
Alick |
Alrighty then. Anyone going to volunteer to scout ahead while being partially naked and without any metal weapons? Yes? No? I'll go, but only if I can take Alissa's bear with me for back up. What think you, bear? If there is a way out, then I'll come back, move everyones metal objects across telekinetically, then we can proceed. If not, then I'll come back and we figure something else out.
AM HEALER |
That... Has to cause some unfortunate pinching. And don't you humans have hair down there? Wouldn't that get caught and painfully pulled out? Doesn't it rust? Also, how can you wear those when it's really hot outside? Like your eggs sunny side up? Or what about when it's really cold. Talk about a popsicle.
Do you really want to delve into the answers to these questions?
Alick |
I put on a burst of speed with my levitating and charge them, using my special combo attack 'Me'teor strike. me-teor strike: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (3) + 11 = 145d4 + 12 ⇒ (1, 1, 1, 4, 2) + 12 = 21 It has a 30ft blast radius, reflex for half. It would do more damage, but the water puts out some of my fire. Anywhoo, basically I fly into them wrapped in a telekinetic bubble with all my crystals around me charged with fire. Upon impact, the telekinetic bubble explodes outwards with the crystals, dealing bludgeoning, piercing, and fire damage. Downside is I'm without my crystalline defenses for a round, so my effective ac drops quite a bit.
JRR Tolkien |
Alick: You manage to splode 3 of them however more are pouring out.Oh the horror, 2 attack AMH and 2 attack Alick
AMH ghoul bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
ghoul bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18
Alick ghoul bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12
ghoul bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10
You must save vs paralysis/poison/death magic or be paralyzed
Alick |
Except those rolls still miss even my crap ac currently! Haha! I gather my crystals back to me and form my protective shell and a pair of crystal blades that are on fire and go slashy slash on them!
Slashy Ghoul 1: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 141d8 + 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + (2) + 3 = 7
Slash Ghoul 2: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 231d8 + 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (7) + (5) + 3 = 15
Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis |
The now-familiar symphony of clicking, ticking, spinning, and springing noises flare up again.
Tvashtri levels his crossbow at one of the stragglers...
crossbow: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17
damage: 1d10 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 1 = 10
Minimus Macabre projects a pale beam at another...
disrupt undead ranged touch: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11
damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3
...Wicked weaver vomits a web onto the bulk of them...
Make a DC 17 Reflex save or suffer the silk!
...and Agni fires an incendiary spark into the web.
fire damage, reiterate as applicable: 2d4 ⇒ (2, 2) = 4
Alissa's Bear |
RRAAWWWHHHRRR!!!
Claw 1: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (12) + 15 = 27
Shread 1: 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (4, 3) + 10 = 17
Claw 2: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (19) + 15 = 34
Shread 2: 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (6, 3) + 10 = 19
Bite: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (11) + 10 = 21
NomNom: 1d6 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15
1000 lb Ball of Furry Fury: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15
Splat: 3d6 + 20 ⇒ (1, 5, 3) + 20 = 29
The Nasty Orc |
Not wearing any metal armor he drops his axe and wades into combat with the ghouls with his bare hands and mouth. He flys into a furious rage.
"You leave my friends alone I eat you all for the Devourer."
Nasty Togue bath: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (19) + 13 = 32
Swallow Whole: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (4) + 16 = 202d6 + 12 ⇒ (1, 2) + 12 = 15
Fist of Nasty: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (13) + 12 = 251d4 + 12 ⇒ (2) + 12 = 14
JRR Tolkien |
FYI These ghouls only have 10 HP. they are just bad if you happen to be unarmored and deweaponized.
TD: You make it 40 feet through the corridor before you notice the mud is completely dry and the glass is really hot. i.e. you will be taking damage very soon
More ghoulies will be pouring out into the room it's just that I don't want to do all these attacks on my phone.
JRR Tolkien |
AMH: You are good
Nasty: There no ghoulies left...now.
They are each wearing an arm band that prevents them from being turned. There are 8 total.
You have an exit in the northwest corner with stairs leading up and out of the water and the secret door in the southeast corner that the ghouls came from.
Ranger Alissa |
Watch it, you'll get a tummy ache.
I forgot, I now have multi-shot.
[dice=Twang]1d20+10
[dice=Target 1]1d8+4+1
[dice=Target 2]1d8+4+1
[dice=Target 3]1d8+4+1
Looks like I got ninja'd by several minutes. That's what happens when posting from work and customers have the tenacity to interupt a perfectly good goofing off period.