I bet we can find a place with hobbit on the menu. Come on, Nasty.
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TAK Why don't we say that you recovered enough parts to fix it no neued to roll.
A stroke of genius strikes Tvashtri as he looks over the web-like wreck of "Ourobourocyclos" - he can rebuild it! He has the ability! He can make it better, stronger, more powerful, poisonous...!
By the time Divenrell is reached, the rolling silver serpent has been replaced by an elegant silver spider.
Tvashtri is feeling very much in good cheer.
"I will cast my lot for The Outraged Fish - it sounds like a good place for spicy seafood, yes? I would also be most interested in visiting this Oozetown...."
Debacle, Nasty? Wherever did you pick up such a sophisticated word?
Yes, you can go get something to eat greedy guts.
But remember, you can only eat while you are at an inn; and only what is on the menu.
That is what Nesod called it bard debacle where I swallowed the bard almost whole and AM HEALER bashed him in the face because the bard was taking women away from Nesod. he called it bard debacle.
"Oh Hobbits are tasty. Can I eat hobbit if on the menu Alissa? AM HEALER you will need to read menu me no read remember?"
Ask for a menu with pictures on it.
TAK is full of it. The book of Pippin only goes up to 12:21.
This place has bard chops on the menu.
I'll have one and Nasty will have three.
I am hitting the weapon and armor shops. Need a few upgrades, and daddy gave me some money that is burning a hole in my pouch.
Woohoo!!
Nesod. You better behave yourself while I am gone, or we are through.
Of course I am angry with you. I said you were cute and you came to my room, but I had been kidnapped. Since then, nothing.
I didn't even get any sympathy when I was transformed. In fact you left the party for a while. You better not have been with that hussy who stole my body.
I never lower my standards.
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I have no standards.
And to the waiter: is the mutton from a bard?
Bah, I join the others. Turns out the oozefolk were pretty boring. All "no, you can't marry him, he's stunjelly-descended and you are a gray ooze-girl" and "If you start smooching that brown mold woman, you'll freeze to death, remember, you're vulnerable." Feh. What a letdown. Well, at least that Cuberic boy was cute...
I sit down at the table.
"Waiter, I'd like a month old pig carcass, please."
"We are mighty adventurers, dear waiter. We explored the... uhhh... well, some big dungeon or other, and now we're off to... defeat..."
I trail off. Wossname again?
I think you are looking for a wizard named Skeeve.
"I will have three bard chops and a rack of hobbit ribs please.
AM Healer said there was hobbit here.
And some beer to go with it. A keg or two?
"The serpent is thirsty."
"I like to fight. Who are we fighting now?"
Some army in the north, seems like.
Jenny: An old coot sitting at the next table overhears you Bah...Just a buncha sabre rattlin if ya ask me. Back in 0T 9 we gave those boys a whoopin they won't soon forget.
Why would you rattle your sabre? Seems stoopiid to me makes too much noise better to draw out weapon quietly and attack to end fight and then eat your enemies.
Mama always said. 'Crush your enemies see them cooked before you and eat their children for dessert."
Where'd you come from old man? You were'nt there a minute ago.
Where'd you come from old man? You were'nt there a minute ago.
What the...I´ve been sittin here damn near an hour, that's the problem with you young uns today never payin attention
So is there hobbit ribs in the buffett?
Is the bard still playing? I haven't killed anything in a while...
"Back in OT 9, you say?"
Wasn't that the Battle of the Incandescent Flumph, old man?"
Yes, and we do not forget.