101 Reasons you LEFT your party

[Sissyl]

Steven Tindall wrote:

I watched "A Serbian Film" before playing "Way of the Wicked" to get inspiration for my character and the DM realized too late he shouldn't have allowed "The Book of Erotic Fantasy".

I broke my DM.

The sad part is, the rest of the party keeps looking for you, hoping you'll come back. =)

[A Ninja]

73. Got in my way.

[Surren Starr]

74. Let's just say that it isn't a great idea to cook and eat an Axe Beak if one of the party members seems to be missing and you're in a region where that particular animal is very uncommon.
I will say in my defence that a Polymorphed Halfling-Axe Beak tastes exquisite when fried over an open fire.

[lucky7]

75. I built a grappler, and they had the lowest CMD.

[the Queen's Raven]

76. The cleric had channel positive energy.

[lucky7]

77. The sorcerer didn't understand how his spells worked. I've never been Color Sprayed so many times...