101 Reasons you LEFT your party


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1. I couldn't seem to win at Rock, Paper, Scissors and ended up being the meat shield every time a door was opened.


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2. Because the Bard Disgraced my Wife
3. because i don't want to be some young vampire girl's slave. i already murdered her father with my Jeigan Eye as she told me to. what else could she need me for?
4. the rogue stopped supplying my precious herbs
5. Enma Ai, Daughter of Pharasma, ferried me straight to hell for failure
6. a corrupted hobbit bit off my finger trying to take a magic ring of great importance
7. a plushie embarrassed me in a perverse manner and i can't get over being the toy's toy.


HELL GIRL WOOOOOOOOO!


8. The half-orc barbarian takes off his boots every time we make camp.

Dark Archive

9. Attempted molestation of Unicorns. Created new party to defend said Unicorns from old party.

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10. I'm a Paladin in a Chaotic/Evil party.
11. I'm an Antipaladin in a Good/Lawful party.

Liberty's Edge

12. So one night on watch I thought it would be funny to carefully shave the dwarfs beard off and glue it on the elf. Dwarf wouldn't let it go.


13. They all died.

14. I killed them all.

15. I got a better offer from another party.


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16. There were dragons. I didn't sign up for this.

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17. Apparently the Cleric channels negative energy.


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18. My sword told me that the only way that they could be worthy to stand in my presence was if it bathed in their blood. My enthusiasm got away from me.

Silver Crusade

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19. I left my career to seek new opportunities. From "Adventurer" to "BBEG".


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20. They couldn't guess why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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21. Silly Fighter! Tricks are for Rogues! Yeah, they kicked me out after that.

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22. Each of them insisted on "playing their character," rather than attempting to form any kind of team. Just before I went over the hill, I glanced back and saw one rubbing termites in his hair while the other two picked each other's pocket.

23. Each of them had the Best Build Evar, which is fine and dandy, but they insisted on demonstrating on everybody. Ragelancepouncing the orphanage was the last straw!

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24. Apparently we were playing Way of the Wicked. !@#$ Paladins.

Silver Crusade

25. They refused my demands to an equal share of the loot for a bard to spread tales of my glory on the battlefield.

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26. TPK. I had a cleric on hand who reclaimed my body.


27. Because Klethi was frightening to watch after a battle.

I offer 2 internets if anyone gets that reference.


28. After they thoughtlessly fireballed the prisoner we were meant to be rescuing, I was done.

Silver Crusade

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28. Was good and wanted no part in child/non-combatant murdering or genocide.


29: Well the other party offered more pay and my own room.

30: Well the other party had a much better benefits package.

31: One day we were sneaking through a stinking swamp about to fight something truely vile...as in disgusting...to get some component for a mage's immortailty potion...and I remembered my mother's advice and followed it...what was that advice you ask..."Son become a doctor."


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32. Am getting too old for this s*~#.


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33. Creative differences.


34. They told me redemption was evil while I was on a quest for redemption. Figured that wouldn't work out in a good aligned party.

35. They told my pyromancer fire was bad...


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36. They were coming out of the walls! Out of the g~%$$%ned walls! So I booked.

37. The talking dog and hippie burn out were really getting on my nerves.

Silver Crusade

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38. I underestimated the area effect of Fireball.


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That creepy necromancer from the other thread really, really got on my nerves.


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38. I underestimated the area effect of Fireball.

Been there. Done that.

On both the giving and receiving end.

Estimating area volume while under attack is a pain in the @$$. :P


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39. GM's Girlfriend was playing an 18 cha bard, I was playing a 24 Cha enchantress. Guess which one of us got a marriage proposal from the Duke? Guess which one of us got chased out of town by an angry mob after a 58 Diplomacy check?

40. GM's girlfriend ran all the primary encounters as her personal solo campaigns. During scheduled game times the other 5 of us crafted magic items, primarily for use by the GM's girlfriend for her (unknown to us) future solo campaigns.

41. I complained about all the girlfriend's solo campaigns, so finally the GM offered to run a solo side adventure for me.(This is all VTT) Didn't really want to go solo, wanted to bring one or two of the other party members (that I actually like). GM said "Come on, I've got time to play right now, I've got something cool set up...let's go!" I relented. I insisted on getting a hireling. He said "Ok, my friend Bob is available, he'll play your hireling."

You can probably see where this is going. Yup. "Friend Bob with a broken headset so can only type" was actually the GM's girlfriend, who ditched my sorceress the moment the Witchhunting Inquisitor showed up to assassinate her. My sorceress was on the ground, crushed and powerless and about to receive a death blow, when the GM's girlfriend's Bard appears and saves the day with exactly the right weapons for the job. There were no perception checks to notice she had been following me for 3 weeks in game.

As I ragetableflipped (as best as you can with a laptop and headset) the last words I hear from the girlfriend are... "but I *saved* you! Aren't you going to thank me?"

Shadow Lodge

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42.)Because nobody listened when I said not to split the party
43.)Because I split the party
44.)Because They wouldn't let me play my Ratfolk Sensei with Leadership and 4 turtlefolk ninjas.
45.)Because IDGAF about them.


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46. "So about that vow of celibacy," began the goddess to her pregnant paladin.
47. "Sooo did I do that, or was it your ex-boyfriend?" asked the druid of the retiring paladin.
48. "I was the ex-boyfriend," explained the lonely sea captain.


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49. I ran out of 5,000 gp diamonds the day before yesterday.
49a. Yesterday, the rest of them died.
49b. Today, I sold all of their stuff and retired.
49c. I don't speak Corpse.

50. A month from now, I will tell the tale of the Terrible Trio in the Dungeon of Almost-Inescapable Doom.
50a. I will draw a map for interested parties in exchange for a modest fee, paid in advance, no refunds if you get lost or otherwise can't follow the map.

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51. They didn't get my jokes.

52. Till death do us part.

Shadow Lodge

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53.)I only wound up with them because I hit the wrong button on the elevator.
54.)Because they wouldn't let me shave the drunken sailor's belly with a rusty razor and throw him in the hole with the captains daughter earlie in the mornin
55.)Meatshield Died and wizard needs meatshield.
56.)I was once an adventurer like them, until I took an arrow to the knee.

Silver Crusade

57. City guarding allows me to see my family more often.

The Exchange

Shame on you for #56, ArmouredMonk13!

Still, I suppose it had to be said.

Sovereign Court

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58. The Paladin found out I was a courtesan and we broke up.
59. I love my horse more than anything (Cavalier and the party was starving)
60. he cleric is really into S&M


Hunh.... wow...

Have I EVER had a character leave the party?

I'm wracking my brains...

I've had my character DRIVE other characters from the party on multiple occasions...

I've had characters die.

I guess the only time I ever actually had a character choose to leave an active adventure campaign was:

61. My character retired.


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62. My character nearly drowned in poop because of you and you laughed about it!

63. You tried to convince me the necromancer who is currently mugging someone is actually a good guy... scratch that, the necromancer currently murdering someone is a good guy.... scratch that, he's raising him. Is he not evil yet!?

Silver Crusade

64. They caught me stealing.

The Exchange

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65. Due to a major accident while using a teleportation spell, me and my party are no longer on the same plane of existence.

Silver Crusade

66. Critical fumbles happen. I killed the wizard.

Sovereign Court

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67. Well you see it's a long story. My party and I had this ogre killing agenda/Policy. It didn't matter what the ogres did, if they were good or bad, we killed them all the same no matter what. Well long story short in 1 fight I got smashed by a bunch of ogres and my friends were more than happy to have be reincarnated. And well... guess what? As fate or maybe karma would have it, I came back as an Ogre and all of them wanted to kill me even though I was on their side.

Shadow Lodge

68. The voices wouldn't stop telling me to kill them. It was all I could do to get away so that when I lost control it wouldn't be their deaths the voices demanded.

Silver Crusade

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69. *gets out tough-guy voice*I work alone.


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70. Its not a bite, its just a scratch!

Silver Crusade

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71. I forgot to take Precise Shot.

72. Rocks fell, everyone else died.


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I DID take Precise Shot. I don't miss those guys at all.


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I watched "A Serbian Film" before playing "Way of the Wicked" to get inspiration for my character and the DM realized too late he shouldn't have allowed "The Book of Erotic Fantasy".
I broke my DM.

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