>>Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems here<<

[MissingNo]

Rysky wrote:

JMD031 wrote:

I blame Cosmo for causing my iPad to have a bad "logic board". What do you have against logic Cosmo?

Too constraining.

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[Tels]

I blame Cosmo for how much I thoroughly enjoyed staying up all night watching the Rurouni Kenshin movie for the third time.

Seriously Cosmo, thanks for that, I really enjoyed it.

[SnowJade]

I blame Cosmo because I went to see "The End of the World", and now I have
"This Corrosion" as an earworm. Thank you, Cosmo. Thank you so much.

[Alexander Augunas]

Cosmo.

You have destroyed my heart.

Two days ago I noted that I was doing pretty good, so you delayed my Reaper Miniatures package so it would arrive at the same time as the game I was set to run. I complained about it to you.

So today, I was home in time to pick up my Reaper Miniatures package. Why? Because my game was cancelled because you got my bloody GM sick.

Words cannot express the amount of blame that I now bestow upon thee. Pictures can, however. My blame looks like a solar flare, lashing out through cosmic nothingness in torment.

Thanks again, Cosmo.

[SnowJade]

I blame Cosmo because I had a lovely dream about cats, then I woke up and there on my doorstep was a box full of Nifty Stuff from Paizo, and not every day can be as wonderful as this. I also headbump Cosmo and purr. Headbump. Purr.

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for now have to wait for the Sept. Pazio box of goodies.

[Cosmo]

SnowJade wrote:

I also headbump Cosmo and purr. Headbump. Purr.

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[Oladon]

Rysky wrote:

I blame Cosmo that I got a call from a number I didn't know from Seattle, I got excited thinking it was somebody from Paizo... It was a spambot telemarketer. Not cool Cosmo :(

The same thing happened to me many months ago! I don't think I ever connected it to Cosmo at the time, but now I wonder how I could not!

Srsly Cosmo, why you do these things??

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo for no good reason.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

I got a corn on my toe.

Caused by Cosmo's funky moustache.

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo for rhetorical questions.

[JMD031]

I blame Cosmo for annoying commercial jingles.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Thanks for breaking up the Beatles Cosmo. All that sniping at Ringo about how he holds his drumsticks like a rhesus monkey going through DT's.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

The John Carter movie was a flop! No more tharks! No more Woola!

Happy now, COSMO!?!?!

[Alexander Augunas]

God, Cosmo. Why did you let Spanky in this thread? Any class you could have pretended to have is officially DEAD.

[Drock11]

I blame Cosmo for all the invisible fiendish pugwampis he has sent to me throughout my life.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

I blame Cosmo for my incarceration.

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for my parentd deciding to change cable providers....I Blame Cosmo for having to work while the guy was switching everything over...I Blame Cosmo for my parent NOT confirming that my computer can still access the network....I Blame Cosmo for my computer not being able to access the like every time there is a switch of cable providers...I Blame Cosmo that the only unsecured network I can connect to is always weak and comes and goes.

Obviously he got upset with all the stuff I was blaming him for and had to try to stop me.

[Drock11]

I was using the computer today when somehow I quickly went from relatively away to asleep. I ended up cracking my nose on the corner of my desk when I slumped forward.

(It hurts, but I'm also glad it was my nose and I didn't end up cracking my teeth against it.)

COSMOOOOOOOOOOO

Even I didn't know he could cast deep slumber though the computer.

[Kelsey MacAilbert]

I blame Cosmo for my dwindling liquor supply.

[Tels]

So my credit card was stolen and used to go almost half-again of it's limit. I blame Cosmo.

[Alexander Augunas]

Kelsey MacAilbert wrote:

I blame Cosmo for my dwindling liquor supply.

Yup, that was aaaaaaaaaaaaall Cosmo.

Hides the bottle of rum from the party at Kelsey's house last night.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for my parentd deciding to change cable providers....I Blame Cosmo for having to work while the guy was switching everything over...I Blame Cosmo for my parent NOT confirming that my computer can still access the network....I Blame Cosmo for my computer not being able to access the like every time there is a switch of cable providers...I Blame Cosmo that the only unsecured network I can connect to is always weak and comes and goes.

Obviously he got upset with all the stuff I was blaming him for and had to try to stop me.

I'd say that your pron addiction is to blame for your computer woes.

If Cosmo wasn't the culprit responsible for that.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Alexander Augunas wrote:

Kelsey MacAilbert wrote:

I blame Cosmo for my dwindling liquor supply.

Yup, that was aaaaaaaaaaaaall Cosmo.

Hides the bottle of rum from the party at Kelsey's house last night.

The Radiologist reading your x-ray won't even bat an eye either.

[John Kretzer]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for my parentd deciding to change cable providers....I Blame Cosmo for having to work while the guy was switching everything over...I Blame Cosmo for my parent NOT confirming that my computer can still access the network....I Blame Cosmo for my computer not being able to access the like every time there is a switch of cable providers...I Blame Cosmo that the only unsecured network I can connect to is always weak and comes and goes.

Obviously he got upset with all the stuff I was blaming him for and had to try to stop me.

I'd say that your pron addiction is to blame for your computer woes.

If Cosmo wasn't the culprit responsible for that.

I don't need porn...I got a very active and vivid imagination.

[Tels]

John Kretzer wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for my parentd deciding to change cable providers....I Blame Cosmo for having to work while the guy was switching everything over...I Blame Cosmo for my parent NOT confirming that my computer can still access the network....I Blame Cosmo for my computer not being able to access the like every time there is a switch of cable providers...I Blame Cosmo that the only unsecured network I can connect to is always weak and comes and goes.

Obviously he got upset with all the stuff I was blaming him for and had to try to stop me.

I'd say that your pron addiction is to blame for your computer woes.

If Cosmo wasn't the culprit responsible for that.

I don't need porn...I got a very active and vivid imagination.

Who said porn? I'm pretty sure Spany said pron.

I blame Cosmo for John not understanding Spanky.

(see what did there? Hilarious, huh?)

[Drock11]

So, earlier today I was waiting in my employer's parking lot relaxing in the little bit of time before I had to go to work. Right before I need to go in to begin work for my shift a song on the radio I like comes up. I have to leave in the middle of it knowing it's playing, but unable to listen to it.

I know you must have called in a request for the song at that moment to time it so that would happen Cosmo. Will it ever end?

I mean, WHO DOES THAT?

[Set]

I see impressionable and / or pretentious Americans on the interwebs using faux British-isms like 'uni' or 'maths' or 'whinge,' and I just know that Cosmo is to blame for this insidious assault on our freedoms!

Wolverines!!!

[Chemlak]

Well, when I went to uni, the only maths course I took certainly made me whinge. Then again, I'm British, and we do love a good whinge.

I blame Cosmo for maths. I especially blame Cosmo for me apparently appearing to be a pretentious American for using the language I was raised to use. I also blame Cosmo for facial hair. And pretentious Americans.

[zergtitan]

I blame Cosmo every time I hear his name and get stuck with this line in my head.....

"It's Cosmo's moon........Is he down there?"
"Who?"
"Cosmo"

Moonstruck 1987

[Oladon]

Cosmo got my Reign of Winter party TPK'd. :(

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo

@Oladon: Cosmo must die!!!

[Alexander Augunas]

Oladon wrote:

Cosmo got my Reign of Winter party TPK'd. :(

Nope, that was all me. I didn't want you to feel bad when your friend tried to kill Baba Yaga in Book 6 and wiped your party in a MUCH more humilitating fashion. Trust me, I did it because I care.

Pay No Attention to the Quotation Behind the Curtain:

And because I wanted to see if Cartman was right about people crapping their pants when they die. Spoiler Alert: Its true.

[Artemis Moonstar]

I blame Cosmo for not knowing who this Cosmo person is. He should do more talk shows, it would make them more interesting. Which I shall also blame him for.

[ReckNBall]

Global Warming or Cosmo's whimsical tirade on the temperature bell curve?
Trick question.

The seething malice roasting in Cosmo's soul has finally reached Michigan. My car's thermostat topped out at 100F today. Why, Cosmo? Why?

[Alexander Augunas]

Cosmo, stop delaying my next product.

Yeah, you know the one. You jerk. :(

[Thymus Vulgaris]

Our bi-weekly Rise of the Runelords game on Sunday just got cancelled. Cosmo, why did you have to send my GM elsewhere on Sunday and make two of our players otherwise occupied on Saturday? Now I have to wait another two weeks!
And I was going to break in my new set of dice, too :(

[Oladon]

Cosmo not only broke all the data, he even made it so that I'm having trouble coming up with an exciting character idea!

[lucky7]

Cosmo made my GM resistant to caffeine.

[John Kretzer]

I blame Cosmo for it being in the high 90's today....it is Sept. it should not be that hot. I think it is a plot by Cosmo so he can colonize Earth with his horde of fiending moustaches.

[lucky7]

They do have resistances...

[Cosmo]

Thymus Vulgaris wrote:

Our bi-weekly Rise of the Runelords game on Sunday just got cancelled. Cosmo, why did you have to send my GM elsewhere on Sunday and make two of our players otherwise occupied on Saturday? Now I have to wait another two weeks!

And I was going to break in my new set of dice, too :(

I was actually doing you a favor. Those dice are irrevocably cursed, after all.

Who would have done an awful thing like that, I wonder?

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You're welcome.

[John Kretzer]

I blame Cosmo for the Jets loosing to the Patriots.

I think I am going to make a lot of posts very similair to the one above.

[Icyshadow]

I blame Cosmo for my tooth ache.

[Oladon]

I blame Cosmo for sour patch kids being on sale.

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo for Cabbage Patch kids.

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for Garbage Patch Kids...thusa completes the triogly.

[Alexander Augunas]

I blame Cosmo for the trouble that trying to learn alliterative verse has caused me.

I also blame Cosmos for how much green paint this Cthulhu "miniature" is guzzling up.

[Drock11]

I often go through a part of a city nearby and no matter what route I take, the direction I come from while going through it, or what time I go through it I almost always seem to be stopped by the traffic lights there. It's quite irritating. I can never hit a green light in stride.

I know that some traffic engineer might have done a bad job with them, but a much more likely answer is that Cosmo secretly reprogrammed them all.

I think I should also check to make sure I don't have a hidden tracking device on my car. I can see Cosmo programming the lights to turn red when I come near them. Now that I think about it I should check anyhow. Cosmo could have a lot of uses for putting a tracking unit on something of mine to fulfill his countless nefarious plots.