>>Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems here<<

[JMD031]

I blame Cosmo for the existence of Justin Bieber.

[Tels]

JMD031 wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the existence of Justin Bieber.

That was on my list of things to blame Cosmo for.

I blame Cosmo for JMDO31 stealing things off my list and posting them earlier.

[JMD031]

I blame Cosmo for Tels blaming me for stealing from his list.

[Orthos]

I blame Cosmo for me not having a copy of this list.

[Oladon]

I blame Cosmo for breaking the site.

And also for breaking my Hive query.

[Cheapy]

I blame Cosmo for there not being an official Cosmo Base Class.

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo for me posting here just get favorited.

[Rysky]

I blame Cosmo for every time I see Orthos' name I think of insecticide and weedkiller.

[Thomas LeBlanc]

I blame Cosmo for the Paizo site not having a block/ignore function...

[Oladon]

I blame Cosmo for people who accidentally words.

[Orthos]

Rysky wrote:

I blame Cosmo for every time I see Orthos' name I think of insecticide and weedkiller.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!

Thomas LeBlanc wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the Paizo site not having a block/ignore function...

Go here

[Set]

Oladon wrote:

I blame Cosmo for people who accidentally words.

I lol'd.

[Chris Lambertz]

I blame Cosmo for the Minion of Gozer and the bowl of Panera soup I had.

[Oladon]

I blame Cosmo for Ross leaving.

... and for Google, actually.

[Google, Demon Queen of Spiders]

Nyeeeeaaah!

[Oladon]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the Minion of Gozer and the bowl of Panera soup I had.

How was the Minion? Did it go well with the soup?

[John Kretzer]

I blame Cosmo for not being able to track my latest shipment from Pazio.

[Erik Keith]

I blame Cosmo for the fact that it was raining in California when I went there last weekend.

[Alexander Augunas]

Cosmo.

You ate my fries.

I bought them, and they were mine.

But you ate them.

You ate my fries.

And I cried.

But you didn't see me cry.

[Bill Lumberg]

Cosmo, you wretch:

It was 93 degrees here today, so I thought I would take a dip in the pool but the water was freezing.

Damn you!

[Cosmo]

Alexander Augunas wrote:

Cosmo.

You ate my fries.

I bought them, and they were mine.

But you ate them.

You ate my fries.

And I cried.

But you didn't see me cry.

This is just to say

I have eaten

the fries

that were in

the lunchbox,

and which

you were probably

saving

for lunch.

Forgive me

they were delicious

so greasy

and so crisp.

[Feros]

I blame Cosmo for using this thread to freely wallow in his own crapulence.

[Calex]

I blame Cosmo for my having the epiphany that I would revel in my own too if I could. :P

[Rysky]

Yeah should probably start charging him... I Blame Cosmo for me be too lazy to follow through, and just being lazy in general.

And sunburns. They're from the devil (I.e. Cosmo)

[The Minis Maniac]

I blame Cosmo for forgetting to feed the cave raptors, thus causing paizo to cycle through interns so quickly.

[Set]

The Minis Maniac wrote:

I blame Cosmo for forgetting to feed the cave raptors, thus causing paizo to cycle through interns so quickly.

'Forgetting' implies that it was an accident.

[Oterisk]

I'd like to blame Cosmo for all these people who don't take responsibility for their own friggin problems.

[Apocalypso]

I blame Cosmo for not believing in His existence. Can anyone prove to me *right now* that Cosmo exists?

I didn't think so. What kind of Paizo Deity allows non-believers to go smite-free?

[Oladon]

I'm going to second the blaming of Cosmo for sunburn.

[Brandon Verkennes]

Apocalypso wrote:

I blame Cosmo for not believing in His existence. Can anyone prove to me *right now* that Cosmo exists?

I didn't think so. What kind of Paizo Deity allows non-believers to go smite-free?

I have met Cosmo at Gen Con... and his Mustache.

[Orthos]

I blame Cosmo for the first days of dieting sucking.

[Oladon]

I blame Cosmo that I can't remember what commands I ran on this data last time.

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for us not having atleast a friggin Moon Colony by now.

[Alexander Augunas]

To back up Orthos, I blame Cosmos for obesity.

[Set]

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for us not having atleast a friggin Moon Colony by now.

I blame Cosmo for us having a friggin' Moon Colony, and him keeping it all to himself and not inviting us to visit.

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo for my new nickname.

[Cosmo]

lucky7 wrote:

I blame Cosmo for my new nickname.

Can't blame that one on me, Pookie.

[lucky7]

hunnybunny actually. I blame cosmo for me having to reveal that.

[Oladon]

I blame Cosmo for the sudden strange semi-oniony smell in my department.

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo for the destruction fo Orion.

[Oladon]

I blame Cosmo for taking down the chat room.

[Zark]

I blame Cosmo for Gaston

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo for Abrams not working on Star Wars,

[Jess Door]

Chicken Tikka Masala spilled on my shirt. Thanks, Cosmo. You know it's all your fault.

[Justin Franklin]

I blame Cosmo for people standing up right away on airplanes after pulling up to the gate.

[lucky7]

I blame cosmo for all the watermelon ice pops being gone.

[Cheapy]

WHAT?! The watermelon ice pops are gone!

COSSMMMOOO!!!!!!!

[JMD031]

I blame Cosmo for the rising price of gas.

[Tirisfal]

I blame Cosmo for leaving the seat up.

[Set]

It's entirely Cosmo's fault that I crave a cheeseburger right now.