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I blame Cosmo for the above.
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I blame all of you for allowing me to have the 2001st post.
Serves you right.
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I blame Cosmo for the above.
Best part about this post? It still fits even though the post being referred to has been deleted.
I blame Cosmo that an open ended post assigning blame can fit in anywhere on this thread.
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I blame all of you for allowing me to have the 2001st post.
So are you saying, Mr. Cosmo, that you were the lead programmer for the HAL project?
I blame all of you for allowing me to have the 2001st post.
Kazoos make *everything* better.
The Computer: Blame is unnecessary. There is nothing wrong with the way The Computer is. The Computer is perfect. Your false memories seem to be making you unhappy, citizen. Happiness is mandatory. Do you require re-education? To accept, say "no." If you agree, say "Yes."
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Every time I click a link on Paizo the computer takes 30 seconds to open to it.
Cosmo's been curling his moustache with the disk drives again, hasn't he.
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Time to call on the King of All Cosmos.
Aaaaaaand there goes the forum. Now we have to put it back together. Nicely done, Cosmo.
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I blame Cosmo for distracting me for the last 2 1/2 hours by stumbling across the 'Honest Trailers' series on YouTube. Fortunately, I have all summer to prep for the next game.
Oohhhhhh, that computer. Well, yeah, obviously that's Cosmo.
Time to call on the King of All Cosmos.
Who, Kramer?
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I blame Cosmo for distracting me for the last 2 1/2 hours by stumbling across the 'Honest Trailers' series on YouTube. Fortunately, I have all summer to prep for the next game.
Check out Cinema Sins.
I blame Cosmo for not being able to make many jokes at this past gaming session as we had a younger (under 15) player at the table. I also blame Cosmo because it was during the "Roadside Cockfight" portion of the Serpent's Skull campaign.
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I blame Cosmo for making our healer cast the 3rd natural 1 in a row on a cure spell.
Cosmo, seriously this is nuts. Now he's cast his fourth 1 in a row on a cure spell, and now my Paladin also rolled a 1 on her Lay on Hands!
This isn't funny anymore, people are going to die! Make it stop, Cosmo!
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I blame Cosmo that my brain is trying to misremember/combine the lyrics for Adele's "Set Fire To The Rain" and James Taylor's "Fire And Rain."
I blame Cosmo for the weak-a** blend of coffee I bought on sale.
I blame Cosmo for my right eye and the fingers on my left hand being twitchy again.
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I blame Cosmo that my brain is trying to misremember/combine the lyrics for Adele's "Set Fire To The Rain" and James Taylor's "Fire And Rain."
I blame Cosmo for the weak-a** blend of coffee I bought on sale.
I blame Cosmo for my right eye and the fingers on my left hand being twitchy again.
Weak... Riiiiiiiggggghhhhhttttt...
Weak... Riiiiiiiggggghhhhhttttt...I blame Cosmo that my brain is trying to misremember/combine the lyrics for Adele's "Set Fire To The Rain" and James Taylor's "Fire And Rain."
I blame Cosmo for the weak-a** blend of coffee I bought on sale.
I blame Cosmo for my right eye and the fingers on my left hand being twitchy again.
Sales Imp
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Weak coffee.Weak... Riiiiiiiggggghhhhhttttt...I blame Cosmo that my brain is trying to misremember/combine the lyrics for Adele's "Set Fire To The Rain" and James Taylor's "Fire And Rain."
I blame Cosmo for the weak-a** blend of coffee I bought on sale.
I blame Cosmo for my right eye and the fingers on my left hand being twitchy again.
...this was the first thing I thought of, actually.
Coincidentally enough, same voice actor.
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Weak... Riiiiiiiggggghhhhhttttt...I blame Cosmo that my brain is trying to misremember/combine the lyrics for Adele's "Set Fire To The Rain" and James Taylor's "Fire And Rain."
I blame Cosmo for the weak-a** blend of coffee I bought on sale.
I blame Cosmo for my right eye and the fingers on my left hand being twitchy again.
Actually the fingers/eye twitch is just a nerves thing unrelated to caffeine. I normally do a (Bambi's) Thumper-leg bounce too, but that's hard to do when I'm sitting Indian-style on the bed.
And this M*xw*ll H*use Breakfast Blend is weak.
I blame Cosmo that you can't read my mind to know all this automatically.
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I blame Cosmo that you can't read my mind to know all this automatically.
I blame Cosmo for thinking people reading my mind is a good idea.
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I don't have a keurig. Cosmo stole it.
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I blame Cosmo for my local Walmart raising their prices. Dangit, Cosmo, how can I afford to keep my candy jar full of chocolatey goodness to help calm my fellow cubicle-dwellers when stress has us wanting to go on the roof with super-soakers?
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I blame all of you for allowing me to have the 2001st post.
I'm shocked it wasn't the section with the monkey-men developing weaponry.
I blame Cosmo for that particular evolutionary development.
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I blame Cosmo because I wasn't able to catch Thor: The Dark World when it was in the theater.
I blame Cosmo for Paizo taking so much of my money.
I blame Cosmo for me not realizing how awesome a show Hannibal is until now.
I blame Cosmo for the various Reese's candies being so awesome.
I blame Cosmo because I can't blame those really responsible for messing up the project my team is working on.
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I blame Cosmo because I can't blame those really responsible for messing up the project my team is working on.
I blame Cosmo for Uncle Teddy's naivete in thinking Cosmo isn't actually the one behind the messed up project.
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I blame Cosmo for Uncle Teddy's naivete in thinking Cosmo isn't actually the one behind the messed up project.I blame Cosmo because I can't blame those really responsible for messing up the project my team is working on.
Oh My Glob! You're right! Curse you, Cosmo!
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I Blame Cosmo for realizing with my raise and the money I am saving by stop smoking....just mean I am giving more money to Pazio.
I Blame Cosmo for the problem with gift certificates on this website for the past months.
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I blame Cosmo for being unable to finish our Harry Potter marathon before it turned midnight.
P.S. Harry defeated Voldemort on May 2nd, 1998.
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Cosmo, why you hate Alaskan weather? It's 75 degrees right now, and has been for the last 2 days and is expected to remain the same for the next week or so.
75 in Alaska isn't uncommon, but not until June/July. Is this an indicator of an unbearably hot summer for us? You already screwed out winter, leave our summer alone!
Jerk.
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It's nice in Texas.
But that doesn't mean anything.
I blame Cosmo.
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Cosmo, why you hate Alaskan weather? It's 75 degrees right now, and has been for the last 2 days and is expected to remain the same for the next week or so.
75 in Alaska isn't uncommon, but not until June/July. Is this an indicator of an unbearably hot summer for us? You already screwed out winter, leave our summer alone!
Jerk.
Wait, since it's unusually hot in Alaska does that mean it's going to get unusually cold down here in the south?pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
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Not if Cosmo has anything to say about it.
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It's been remarkably pleasant this spring, though it's looking to shape up to a very warm summer, I'm okay with that as it likely heralds a mild winter to follow.
Of course, knowing Cosmo, he'll likely find some way to taint all of that. So long as it doesn't involve more tornadoes....
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I suspected Cosmo was responsible for the "lovely" Winter we had here in Wisconsin and the fact that Spring's afraid to show its face here.
Now that I hear how he's messing with the weather in other parts of the country I now know for sure.
Curse you, Cosmo!
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Alaska had a very warm winter with next to now snow while other parts of the country had a freezing winter with lots of snow. Alaska is now shaping up to be an unusually warm summer. So I'm suspecting an unusually cold summer for other parts.
Also because of the warm winter we had, the insects are larger than normal. I saw several mosquito's last night... Cosmo that's not f%~&ing funny! You quite that right now, thing was the size of a penny!
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Not if Cosmo has anything to say about it.But he would be bringing undue misery to Orthos as well as pretty much every other person in TN.
It's due. Cosmo said so.
They deserve it for being Vol fans.
Even for those of us who hate football? =P
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*Rereading Wake of the Watcher*
So Cosmo is Nyarlathotep?
*HEAD ASPLODES*
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I blame Cosmo for George Michael's eyebrows.
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I blame Cosmo for Bret Michaels' bandanna addiction.
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I blame Cosmo for the Fat Axl Rose.
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Jodorowsky's Dune is never going to happen.
Because Cosmo stole Salvador Dali's moustache.
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Jodorowsky's Dune is never going to happen.
Because Cosmo stole Salvador Dali's moustache.
You're not thinking evil enough. Cosmo lent Salvador the moustache in the first place to drum up hope, then took it back to destroy the hope he created in the first place.
Cosmo is much more evil than you think he is.
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Jodorowsky's Dune is never going to happen.
Because Cosmo stole Salvador Dali's moustache.
I also blame Cosmo that Jodorowsky's Dali's Moustache won't get made either.