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A reference to something from my youth immediately set me to statting up something exceedingly silly.
Who ya gonna blame? Cosmo!
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I blame Cosmo that there are no plans for an Advanced Silliness Guide or Ultimate Silly hardcovers.
I also blame Cosmo that no one is working on Inner Sea Misfit Critters with basselopes and corgilopes.
Edit: I also also blame Cosmo that I'm not sure if a corgilope is part corgi, part antelope, or if it is part corgi, part cantaloupe.
Edit 2: Melon Corgi and the Infinite Squeeness?
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Construction still going on. Driveway into apartment parking lot a bunch of gravel and dirt, a good chunk of which has washed away with all the rain we've been getting the past two weeks. Sigh.
So yesterday I decided to take my usual way home from work (which had, until recently, been inaccessible due to other construction) only to find that a good three-mile stretch of road was all torn up for even more construction!
Why, Cosmo, why?
* crawls under desk and cries *
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Edit: I also also blame Cosmo that I'm not sure if a corgilope is part corgi, part antelope, or if it is part corgi, part cantaloupe.
Prick up your ears! It's the new hip scene!
Take off your trousers and bite the Queen!Do the corgilope (lope, lope, lope)
Do the corgilope (lope, lope, lope)
You'd better do the corgilope, or I'll scream
Doowakka doowakka vo-de-oh-doh
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Edit: I also also blame Cosmo that I'm not sure if a corgilope is part corgi, part antelope, or if it is part corgi, part cantaloupe.Prick up your ears! It's the new hip scene!
Take off your trousers and bite the Queen!Do the corgilope (lope, lope, lope)
Do the corgilope (lope, lope, lope)
You'd better do the corgilope, or I'll scream
Doowakka doowakka vo-de-oh-doh
I blame Cosmo for this. Also for unlucky dice that made zombies nearly impossible to kill in my Unhallowed Metropolis game. While the GM rolled really well. It's all Cosmo's fault!
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I Blame Cosmo for being ignored at a RPG last Sunday.
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My family and I are, right now, sitting on a plane bound for New Zealand. Hasn't left yet, not even taxi'd. Just sitting at the gate and... the bloody plane lost f!#@ing power twice!!!
What the hell Cosmo?
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Cos'damn it! All my pie-eating life has been revealed as a lie. I just discovered I have never eaten an actual pumpkin pie, because that canned pumpkin used for pumpkin pies is actually squash!
Cos'damn it! All my pie-eating life has been revealed as a lie. I just discovered I have never eaten an actual pumpkin pie, because that canned pumpkin used for pumpkin pies is actually squash!
You never in your lifetime made one?
One of my fondest Halloween memories is of me and my brother making pumpkin pie out of the used jack-o-lantern. If I recall correctly (and I may not), he did the crust, and I did the filling.
Nommy!
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Cosmo....you are really messing in my game.
After having the cavalier resurrected by raise dead, and him buying off 1 negative level, they arrive at a hideout.
All fair and well so far.
1) Their kineticist crit blasts away 1 of 3 enemies.
Bad Cosmo....but, the remaining 2 went after said cavalier, who bravely went ahead alone....
2) One just sneak attacked him for 18, dropping him into the negatives again.
3) I blame you also for my facepalm smile at his action.
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I blame Cosmo for making me wait this long for Metallica to put out a new album.
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I Blame Cosmo for losing top of teapot... FOREVER!
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It's just a teapot. While you might feel like...
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
spouting off, don't...
(⌐■_■)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(•_•)
...fly off the handle...
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
...or lose your lid over it.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
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I blame Cosmo that I couldn't figure out an ASCII way to do three layers of sunglasses.
Do not make of funny teapot lid loss.
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I make tea by near-boiling water in a Pyrex measuring bowl in the microwave, then steeping quart tea bags in it for hours, all to turn it into sweetened Southern-style iced tea. With no milk. I am a tea heretic with no shame.
I blame Cosmo that I can't think of a zinger.
The only good tea is coffee.
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I make tea by near-boiling water in a Pyrex measuring bowl in the microwave, then steeping quart tea bags in it for hours, all to turn it into sweetened Southern-style iced tea. With no milk. I am a tea heretic with no shame.
I blame Cosmo that I can't think of a zinger.
AAAGH! AIEEEE! OOGH! AAAAH! OYYY!!!
I Blame Cosmo for Amerererican Tea Heretics
Once, they threw it into Boston harbour, and things have gone downhill rapidly since then.
Good gracious.
Indeed.
Indeed.
A shameful affair.
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I Blame Cosmo if you used Lipton.
Although people occasionally give me new tea blends to try, I otherwise always drink Luzianne. I'll drink unfiltered tap water before I'll drink Lipton.
I blame Cosmo that not enough people give me new tea blends to try.
I Blame Cosmo for this poor bastard.I'd have to drink tea then.
No thanks! I'll stick with coffee.
I am bi, able to enjoy coffee as well as tea.
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I Blame Cosmo if you used Lipton.Although people occasionally give me new tea blends to try, I otherwise always drink Luzianne. I'll drink unfiltered tap water before I'll drink Lipton.
I blame Cosmo that not enough people give me new tea blends to try.
I am bi, able to enjoy coffee as well as tea.I Blame Cosmo for this poor bastard.I'd have to drink tea then.
No thanks! I'll stick with coffee.
I drink scotch.
I Blame Cosmo for the whole tea/coffee debate.
:p
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I drink scotch.
I Blame Cosmo for the whole tea/coffee debate.
:p
I like bourbon, but never developed a taste for scotch. That was my brother's choice of poison.
I blame Cosmo that I'm sober.
Edit: I also blame Cosmo that we don't have a guide to Favored Intoxicants of Gremlins (and yes, other fey).
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I Blame Cosmo that even though I like tea I never have it. :(
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I drink scotch.
I Blame Cosmo for the whole tea/coffee debate.
:p
I like bourbon, but never developed a taste for scotch. That was my brother's choice of poison.
I blame Cosmo that I'm sober.
Edit: I also blame Cosmo that we don't have a guide to Favored Intoxicants of Gremlins (and yes, other fey).
I Blame Cosmo that Hunt even bothered mentioning the other fey. Let them get their own darn guide!
:p
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I blame Cosmo for the boss-fight in Fallen Fortress almost turning into a TPK, on gameday at that.
If the prone paladin won't hit for 7 dmg now, i'll more than likely have my first TPK.
Stuff happens...but this is the 2nd paladin of the same player i'd otherwise kill as well.
This paladin is the cousin of the one i confirmed crit to death in Crypt of the Everflame last gameday.
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(With advanced apologizes to rabbits and ducks everywhere.)
It's election season and, unlike rabbits and ducks, we can't shoot elections. For this I shall blame Cosmo.
(Sorry, been watching some old Loony Tunes of late and this just popped in my head.)
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So I removed the Air Conditioners from the Windows yesterday as it seemed to be in the 60'same in my area....of course Cosmo has to use mustachioed magic to bring a 70's heatwave to my area that will last at least this week.
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I was in a bakng mood this past weekend. Snickerdoodles, oreo-stuffed chocchip cookies, ricekrispie treats(x2). A plethora of snackage for weeks if rationed properly.
Notsofast says Cosmo, twirling his evil mustash.
Daughter had homecoming and a GNO(girls night out). With a peck on the cheek and big smile she said this was perfect tribute for her and her gang of princess tazmanian deviltty voraciousness..
I curse Cosmo instructing the young'ns the non-chalant thuggery trait and guiltless appetite.
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So I removed the Air Conditioners from the Windows yesterday as it seemed to be in the 60'same in my area....of course Cosmo has to use mustachioed magic to bring a 70's heatwave to my area that will last at least this week.
Dammit, John, you just had to say that. Cosmo has felt the need to do the same to me now.
Oh and to top things off, I dropped my glasses yesterday and cracked one of the lenses. And, of course, my backup pair has been lost for quite a while now. We all know who is responsible - Cosmo, the god of chaos and misfortune.
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Ten...
(Censored)...
Days...
That's how long they said it could take before I get my new glasses.
Why, Cosmo, why? Do you enjoy my lamentations that much?
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I blame Cosmo for the pugwampi bringing up more stuff from my childhood and building nostalgic tendencies.
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I blame Cosmo for the fact I'm STILL waiting for Metallica's next album. :p
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Here is a list...
I Blame Cosmo that my regular we'd game got canceled....than the pick up game got canceled.
I Blame Cosmo for he heavy sheet metal like package that fell on my.
I Blame Cosmo that my Jets have lost two in a row.
I Blame Cosmo that have to go to work now.
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I blame Cosmo for John K. and I being Jets fans.
I also blame Cosmo for Dell being complete idiots regarding my new laptop, it is not my fault Dell seems to not want the money for my purchase, heck, I called them 7 times about not fully deducting the money from my account. And in the mean time, I have no computer outside of work, but hey, they sent me the "free" TV immediately, you know, the thing I didn't actually order, or need...
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I blame Cosmo for never being properly taught long division.
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I blame Cosmo for the fact I'm STILL waiting for Metallica's next album. :p
