Cap'n Yesterday Divided by Zero's page

I'm investing all my retirement in cryptocurrency and NFTs.

Good god, and people thought I was crazy for having over four hundred aliases.

Who's crazy now! Head turns 360 degrees counterclockwise.

captain yesterday wrote:

Yay, another day for me to shine!

When they said such activity causes blindness, it was supposed to blind the person doing it, not others...

Like cats, I do not obey the laws of physics.

In fact, I don't even know the slightest thing about the laws of physics.

And then of course, we're all left wondering what the f%@% that has to do with physics in the first place.

Or better yet, kill it with math!

Inadvertently drops his 2.

Great, now they're all going to be speaking in tongues.

I prefer people to computers every single day.

What's the easiest way to solve any equation? Multiply both sides by zero.

I approve this message.

I'd probably use the rules for hide armor or chain shirt since they're both 25 pounds, so +4.

At least with the shifter brouhaha, everyone's forgotten about the great Solarian =/= Soldier debate.

Dividing by zero might work.

Obvious Zombie is obvious.

Someone once said only a god could divide by zero and I was looking for an end around on the whole mythic ascension kick people were on, so I thought "why not!"

Any resemblance to Triomegazero was entirely a happy coincidence. :-)

Captain Yesterday went over 25,000 posts including aliases! Needs an intervention, or cultural phenomenon!!

I am quite certain the time to change the cover is past.

I haven't hardly even gotten started!

And I posted a super sweet song about a dragon that beautifully captures the whimsy of artists.

When they collapse suddenly with many books anything can be turned into piercing damage with the right angles and trajectory.

So I guess I stabbed myself with science!!

The end he said.

Also, can people stop trying to slyly drop politics into here? Pretty please?

This is in America, you might as well ask them to not drop words.

Frankly, I'm happy when a post doesn't have Twitter hashtags in it somewhere. :-)

I just want to see where people's loyalties lie.

Why must we have loyalties...

So, by default that would make me right.

You don't want to know what I've been teaching the forums.

Levity is annoying?

My aliases have become infinite.

Interesting.

Ha! You're all older or younger than I.

I've had great success dividing everything by zero.

Or was that the opposite of success...

I never get off topic...

I blame myself for not making a new alias in days.

Maybe even a whole week!

It's kind of odd that you care.

It's totally the same race. Except better.

Is it like Mousetrap for people, except we film it and put it on YouTube.

CYDBZ wrote:

Syrus Terrigan wrote:

@YOTCY --

Shame on you.

You do realize your alias's acronym is "Yahtzee", right??

Try to figure out what this one means. :-D

Clearly:

Captain Yesterday - Dragon Ball Z

So close.

Batman is clearly a Paladin.

Tacticslion wrote:

This is probably really old news, and I'm probably the only person shere that doesn't know it, but... what?

You are not alone.

There are more of us then you realize.

Was that me.

But I was the one to divide himself by zero. Thus assuring my Mythic ascension.

It's all clearly in my Charlotte's Web Erotic Fan Fiction I haven't published yet.

Go GammaSigmaAlphaOmegaBeta!

Wait, it was multiple choice wasn't it...

Why am I always the last to know these things.

Happy birthday TOZ!

Small note: Yes, I know Alyssa's player got the order of things mixed up a little but it was a confusing battle and the character would be writing things up after the battle. So I decided to let things stand. I created a couple aliases for specific use with this thread, but I'm not about to start pulling a Captain Alias - er, I mean Captain Yesterday. ;)

Hey, I just noticed this :-)

You know it starts with just one. ;-)

You could always post with an alias, they'll never realize it's you. ;-)

Nothing.

Or everything.

Aw s%#$

Guess who's got two thumbs and just nailed his taxes?

This guy!

Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Today wrote:

TriAlphaZero wrote:

Whelp, time to switch aliases for awhile.

That way they'll never suspect it's you ;-)

No, they'll just be less confused about who is speaking.

To be honest, i'm still confused.

Cap'n Yesterday Divided by Zero wrote:

Oh! Now shift between aliases when you do it.

I have no idea what he's talking about.

You sure about that?

TOZ wrote:

Malwing wrote:

I play Pathfinder because I have loads of fun.

You having fun doesn't mean the game is good.

And another person's lack doesn't mean it is bad.

You sure about that?

See, I can do it too. :-)

Oh! Now shift between aliases when you do it.

Math.

Hamsters are cat food, so I guess they count for this thread!

I do not abide by the laws of thread coherence.

You're stealing my shtick there TL.

Maybe.

Just remember with the new math 1 + 1 = 11

~rereads~ Something about that does not look right.

you forgot to add the 1.

Chainsaw.

Nothing beats it, except maybe Death Rays, and a Nuclear Resonator.

I do not abide by the laws of mathematics, whatever they may be.

I'm just trying to derail more threads then TOZ, already left the Overheard in the Paizo Office thread in shambles by calling the Thesaurus a dinosaur. :-)