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I prefer people to computers every single day.

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gran rey de los mono wrote:
What's the easiest way to solve any equation? Multiply both sides by zero.

I approve this message.

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I'd probably use the rules for hide armor or chain shirt since they're both 25 pounds, so +4.

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At least with the shifter brouhaha, everyone's forgotten about the great Solarian =/= Soldier debate.

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Zombie Game Hamster. wrote:

Dividing by zero might work.

Obvious Zombie is obvious.

Someone once said only a god could divide by zero and I was looking for an end around on the whole mythic ascension kick people were on, so I thought "why not!"

Any resemblance to Triomegazero was entirely a happy coincidence. :-)

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Captain Yesterday went over 25,000 posts including aliases! Needs an intervention, or cultural phenomenon!!

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I am quite certain the time to change the cover is past.

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I haven't hardly even gotten started!

And I posted a super sweet song about a dragon that beautifully captures the whimsy of artists.

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When they collapse suddenly with many books anything can be turned into piercing damage with the right angles and trajectory.

So I guess I stabbed myself with science!!

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The end he said.

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RDM42 wrote:
Also, can people stop trying to slyly drop politics into here? Pretty please?

This is in America, you might as well ask them to not drop words.

Frankly, I'm happy when a post doesn't have Twitter hashtags in it somewhere. :-)

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MageHunter wrote:
I just want to see where people's loyalties lie.

Why must we have loyalties...

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So, by default that would make me right.

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You don't want to know what I've been teaching the forums.

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Levity is annoying?

My aliases have become infinite.

Interesting.

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Ha! You're all older or younger than I.

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I've had great success dividing everything by zero.

Or was that the opposite of success...

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I never get off topic...

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I blame myself for not making a new alias in days.

Maybe even a whole week!

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It's kind of odd that you care.

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It's totally the same race. Except better.

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Is it like Mousetrap for people, except we film it and put it on YouTube.

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thegreenteagamer wrote:
CYDBZ wrote:
Syrus Terrigan wrote:

@YOTCY --

Shame on you.

You do realize your alias's acronym is "Yahtzee", right??

Try to figure out what this one means. :-D

Clearly:

Captain Yesterday - Dragon Ball Z

So close.

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Batman is clearly a Paladin.

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TOZ wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
This is probably really old news, and I'm probably the only person shere that doesn't know it, but... what?
You are not alone.

There are more of us then you realize.

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Was that me.

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But I was the one to divide himself by zero. Thus assuring my Mythic ascension.

It's all clearly in my Charlotte's Web Erotic Fan Fiction I haven't published yet.

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Go GammaSigmaAlphaOmegaBeta!

Wait, it was multiple choice wasn't it...

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Why am I always the last to know these things.

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Happy birthday TOZ!

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Tangent101 wrote:
Small note: Yes, I know Alyssa's player got the order of things mixed up a little but it was a confusing battle and the character would be writing things up after the battle. So I decided to let things stand. I created a couple aliases for specific use with this thread, but I'm not about to start pulling a Captain Alias - er, I mean Captain Yesterday. ;)

Hey, I just noticed this :-)

You know it starts with just one. ;-)

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You could always post with an alias, they'll never realize it's you. ;-)

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Nothing.

Or everything.

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Aw s&+#

Guess who's got two thumbs and just nailed his taxes?

This guy!

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MYTHIC TOZ wrote:
Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Today wrote:
TriAlphaZero wrote:
Whelp, time to switch aliases for awhile.
That way they'll never suspect it's you ;-)
No, they'll just be less confused about who is speaking.

To be honest, i'm still confused.

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captain_yesterday wrote:
Cap'n Yesterday Divided by Zero wrote:
Oh! Now shift between aliases when you do it.
I have no idea what he's talking about.

You sure about that?

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Redbeard the Scruffy wrote:
TOZ wrote:
Malwing wrote:
I play Pathfinder because I have loads of fun.
You having fun doesn't mean the game is good.
And another person's lack doesn't mean it is bad.

You sure about that?

See, I can do it too. :-)

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Oh! Now shift between aliases when you do it.

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Math.

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Kirth Gersen wrote:
Hamsters are cat food, so I guess they count for this thread!

I do not abide by the laws of thread coherence.

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TriOmegaZero wrote:
You're stealing my shtick there TL.

Maybe.

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Sharoth wrote:

Just remember with the new math 1 + 1 = 11

~rereads~ Something about that does not look right.

you forgot to add the 1.

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Chainsaw.

Nothing beats it, except maybe Death Rays, and a Nuclear Resonator.

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I do not abide by the laws of mathematics, whatever they may be.

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I'm just trying to derail more threads then TOZ, already left the Overheard in the Paizo Office thread in shambles by calling the Thesaurus a dinosaur. :-)

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Well someone had to make it up, last I knew words didn't just float out of space like Flumphs, or did they? Perhaps we're all just cogs in a grand alien propaganda campaign...

Edit: D'oh! Forgot to quote again! Well, I'm not doing it over:-)

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Or given rise to a new era of "hope" for the simpleton masses.

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Orthos wrote:
Why'd the two get deleted, if you're allowed/willing to say?

One was called Chicken f&#@er and i got a little too graphic i think in one of my posts:-)

I think that was the only one.

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Not as long as you might think, I have pretty good hand eye coordination, and after years of leveling for patios and walls I'm pretty good at spotting the one I want as I barrel down the list :-)

Finding the right Cap'n Yesterday isn't getting any easier tho. )-D

Edit: D'oh! Forgot to reply, was Ninja'd again!

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Sorry, been around family often, not good for the brain thingy, mostly just wanted to get a dig in at Chik-Fil-A because its easy, same with what's her face and Republican Ralph Nader... i mean you knows-its-face... Tom Cruise!!

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