Let's Parody The Geico Ads

[Don Hastily]

How happy are people who switch to PAIZO.

Happier than...

[lucky7]

a 3.5 loyalist who, after being crushed by 4th Edition, wanted 3.5 to be Updated.

[Don Hastily]

Happier than...

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

A witch in a broom factory?

[Uncle Teddy]

Happier than...

A goblin in a fireworks factory

[Charles Scholz]

Happier than...

A Goblin Pyromaniac at a bookstore.

[Uncle Teddy]

Happier than...

Lamashtu on Mother's Day.

[Xzaral]

A gunslinger in a modern gun shop.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Happier than...

...an Illusionist facing a roomful of Rogues the day after learning the phantasmal killer spell.

[Xzaral]

Happier than...

...a paladin at the Worldwound. (I can smite EVERYTHING!!)

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Happier than...

...a djinni on Djupiter ("Wind and sky and lightning as far as the eye can see and further and I don't give a damn about gravity, never did, and all this helium in the atmosphere is making my voice funny! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEEE!").

[Uncle Teddy]

Happier than...

a goblin gunslinger with the Goblin Gunslinger feat and wielding the shotgun from The Expendables.

[Xzaral]

Happier than...

...Merisiel going knife shopping with Kyra.

[Uncle Teddy]

Happier than...

...the Hulk smashing Loki into the ground.

...a Drunken Master with a Everful Bottle of Booze.

...a kobold with a limitless credit card shopping for trap parts.

[jacobc62]

Happier than a Fighter that can wield 2 +5 Great-swords simultaneously.

[lucky7]

Happier than a Batman fan watching Arrow.

[Alissa's Bear]

RAAWRR!*

*Happier than...

A bear in a stream full of salmon.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Happier than...

...Elfstar AKA Debbie after being informed by Ms. Frost that she's proved herself worthy of initiation into the Temple of Diana and finally gets to learn real magic!

[SnowJade]

Alissa's Bear wrote:

RAAWRR!*

*Happier than...

A bear in a stream full of salmon.

Cool video!

Happier than a snow leopard perched safely on a cliff the Himalayas, with snow falling gently all around, her belly full of nice, fresh bharal, and her slaadlings creating zany chaos nearby.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Happier than...

...whoever next runs for governor of New Jersey on the Democratic Party ticket.

[lucky7]

Happier than a Virginian who didn't vote.

[Randarak]

Happier than a Kitsume at a Furry Convention.

[hobbsdadolfin]

happier than one of the people stuck on the George Washington Bridge during those fateful days. oh, wait, that isn't very difficult, perhaps I should rethink this...

[lucky7]

Happier than a duck during baseball season.

[Rakshaka]

Happier than an Aboleth before Earthfall.

[Rakshaka]

Happier than a Hook Mountain Hootenany.

[Rakshaka]

Happier than Zon Kuthon at a chain factory.

[noretoc]

An otyugh on a political thread.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Happier than...

...Magneto in a fight against Iron Man.