IHIYC dreams of electric jeeps.
Molten Dragon lost the Mandate of Heaven after punching the wrong goat in the face one too many times.
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Ventnor has no mouth, but he must yodel.
KahnyaGnorc authored a flour-themed horror film titled 'HellSelfRaiser'
Pulg was the head of the promotions team for "HellSelfRaiser 2, The levening". Unfortunately, his catch line, "Getting baked in hell." went over very poorly in the mid-west, and he was let go, was a nice severance package though, a years supply of sliced Wonder-bread.
IHIYC played 'The Spirit of Spelt' in this year's artisanal baker's pageant.
Pulg does not understand double entendres, even though they have been thrusted repeatedly into his face.
Ventnor has a quadruple entendre he is waiting for just the right moment to reveal.
MD is giving Ventnor a hard time
If you say the phrase "Jumbo Kosher Dill Pickle" to KK they begin to cry softly.
KK knows the answer to that question, but can't admit the truth.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet has been known to hide his illegal stash of bottle rockets into random closets to throw the authorities off the scent.
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Kenderkin has built a rocket full of closets, as he wishes to put a jester on the planet Mars by 2025.
Pulg is currently using Hal 9000 from 2001 a Space Odyssey to compute the needed trajectories for a jester to make it to Mars by 2025, currently however, Hal and Pulg are having a little issue with listening. "I am sorry, Pulg. I am afraid I can't do that..1+1+1 simply does not equal 2.76097."
GM_B would look sweet, upon the seat of a bicycle built...
... for two.
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Asmodeus has contracted GoatToucher to "improve" the Fifth Circle of Hell. The Lord of the Pit really regrets signing that contract now.
KK does not have a love/hate relationship with me.
GoatToucher, due to an odd quirk, interprets love as hate, and hate as love, which explains allot actually.
KK has been to the Red Room, but forgot the safe word.
GoatToucher changes the safe word mid "work day" to keep his little goaties on their toes, of course, the U irons mounted to the wall do this quite a bit more literally.
GM_Beernorg has been know to fistfight silkworms for money.
KenderKin watches it happen from the shadows.
Ventnor expands his hoard by pooping out a basketball sized diamond once a week.
This process is exceedingly uncomfortable for him.
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Avatar of Zon-Kuthon is preoccupied with choosing a side in the primordial Battle of the Beach Beasts, but is having a hard time of it: When He stands on the shores of East Beach, He likes the Beast of the West less, but when He stands on the shores of West Beach, He likes the Beast of the East least.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet can rhyme on a dime. Before going to rap battles, he always makes sure to fill his shoes with loose change.
Ventnor is trying to fill the shoes of Liu Kang. With what is TBD.
IHIYC spends most of his time in the closets combining chemicals in an attempt to change lead into more lead. He's fond of saying you can't fight big lead
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Molten Dragon has discovered the Philosopher's Scone. Discovered, then eaten. What a loss for science.
Meanwhile, Pulg discovered Phil Ossofer's Stone. Phil was very grateful to get it back.
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With the aid of a 20th-level Abjurer, an attack dog with a built-in forcefield, and a firetruck's worth of of Avatar of Zon-Kuthon's "Formula H2SO4" aftershave, Ventnor once dared to open...
I'm Hiding In Your Closet is the eternal president of East Westinghamshire.
Ventnor is the Lard Mayor of Much Chumpleshamby-by-Shillingford-on-the-Spoor.
IHIYC, on the other hand, is the Vice Arch-Sexton and Public Ninja Jester of Much Chumpleshamby-by-Shillingford-on-the-Spoor.
Pulg is Grand High Lord Dragon Emperor of....Burlongfordinghamshire.
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There’s a mountain of pure diamond. It takes an hour to climb it, and an hour to go around it. Every hundred years, a little bird comes, and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain...or it did, until Molten Dragon nuked the diamond mountain from orbit. It was the only way to be sure, and much more efficient.