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hey man. At least you have your levels...cold comfort but still....I was thinking plane shift, actually. ^_^straight to the friendzone
trapped there forever
That's still a much better outcome than the time Morte flirt-nibbled the Lady of Pain's bottom...
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excessive naughtiness...naughtiness...much more naughtiness...
Wait, back-up a bit there. Hmmm:
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Good luck with that. Ambrosia is a complete prude and unfun stick-in-the-mud.
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Also, now I'm wondering if any of the aforementioned magic items, wondrous or weaponized, will be entered into this year's SupahStah?
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Collar of siphoned essence.
Neck slot, moderate necromancy, 10,000 gpv.
Made of soft leather and padded with fur on the inside, this collar has eight globes of mithral about the size of a golf ball around it.
This collar magically sizes to fit the neck of any creature who has one. It can be put an unwilling creature with a successful touch attack where the collar will attach itself.
When worn (most likely involuntarily), the creature can not use abilities or attacks unless it is to carry out the orders of the person that put the collar on her. When the creature engages in activity, the essence of that creature is siphoned into the globes, the particular properties depends on the creature and what they do while the essence is siphoned.
Succubus, in particular, tend to provide passion essence. Other creatures can provide essence of particular abilities, such as Stench from Troglodytes, or some other form of heightened pheromones, such as Dragonfear from a Dragon, anger, despair and so on.
When the globes begin to siphon, they change color according to the essence they are gaining. (Passion goes from a dark red to a bright pink, for example, while Stench goes from a yellow-green to a sickly pale dark green)
When the activity is complete or if the creature dies, the collar disappears from the creature's neck and appears in the inventory of the person that put the collar on her.
The essence can be taken from the globes by placing a vial to the globe. A glowing liquid the same color as the globe ended up being fills the vial, each globe providing enough for one vial for every 5 minutes of activity. (minimum one vial)
requirements, Craft Wondrous Items, Charm Person, Vampiric Touch, Crafter needs to put an ounce of blood on each globe (which is absorbed when item is finished) crafing cost 5,000
Something like that?
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I'm thinking cevah needs to run a shop that sells concessions, which include items designed in/for this thread. Vixen's merciful shocking weaponry should be at the top of the list.
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I'm thinking cevah needs to run a shop that sells concessions, which include items designed in/for this thread. Vixen's merciful shocking weaponry should be at the top of the list.
Wand of Merciful Shocking Grasp? They would be affordable, I'll even paint them no charge. How's Violet sound?
I'm thinking cevah needs to run a shop that sells concessions, which include items designed in/for this thread. Vixen's merciful shocking weaponry should be at the top of the list.Wand of Merciful Shocking Grasp? They would be affordable, I'll even paint them no charge. How's Violet sound?
I'm pretty sure that's required as far as colors go.
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I'm thinking cevah needs to run a shop that sells concessions, which include items designed in/for this thread. Vixen's merciful shocking weaponry should be at the top of the list.Wand of Merciful Shocking Grasp? They would be affordable, I'll even paint them no charge. How's Violet sound?
I have had these available since Oct 10, 2014:
Wand of Merciful Shocking Grasp. Took a bit, but I found a SFW image to illustrate usage.Is this what you want?
/cevah
Looks about right, given it's not painted yet. And I'm not the one who wants it, seems that's Vixen's idea. I'll find out her plans for it soon enough I'm sure.
I have had these available since Oct 10, 2014:
Wand of Merciful Shocking Grasp. Took a bit, but I found a SFW image to illustrate usage.Is this what you want?
/cevah
I already have one ;P I was suggesting an idea for a marketable product, but you already have it. Perhaps I should just stick to booth demonstrations?
I already have one ;P I was suggesting an idea for a marketable product, but you already have it. Perhaps I should just stick to booth demonstrations?I have had these available since Oct 10, 2014:
Wand of Merciful Shocking Grasp. Took a bit, but I found a SFW image to illustrate usage.Is this what you want?
/cevah
I'm sure that would sell items by the shipload.
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Using Succubi as salesmodels? Beats Vanna White by about a factor of 11.
We all should have aspirations, maybe that's Vanna's?
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If this thread doesn't inspire some Superstar items I shall be very disappointed indeed and may have to call into question the grants that fund this experimental research.
Is that a challenge?
Conciliatory Lace
Aura moderate enchantment; CL 6th
Slot none; Price 6,000 gp; Weight 1 lbs.
Description
This silken cord holds together a series of small silver pikes, and is often used to resolve diplomatic impasses trough the interlocking of bodies. Once per day, the user can take one minute to use the pikes to affix the lace on the ground to form a 20-ft perimeter: while in this position, a Perception DC 20 is required for other creatures to notice the item.
When a sentient creature enters the perimeter while only the user is in it, that creature is forced to make a DC 18 Will save, with a -2 penalty if it could reasonably be sexually attracted to the user, and a further -2 penalty if the user can inflict negative levels through an act of passion. If he fails, for 5 rounds both he and the user are magically compelled to initiate a grapple on each other, not leave the area, and are affected as per the zone of truth spell, with the exception that they are forced to comment on each others' points and grappling prowess.
During the grapple, both gain a +3 circumstance bonus to Diplomacy, plus an additional +2 if they are dominant in the grapple. Furthermore, they can make a free Diplomacy check at the end of each turn in which they either made a grapple check to maintain or reverse the grapple.
During the effect, all the damage, negative levels, and ability score and drains that the participants would inflict on each other are prevented: however, if by the end of the effect they didn’t reach an agreement or at least understood each others' points, they both suffer them. If any outsider interferes with the grapplers during the duration, the effect ends as if they didn’t reach an agreement and the Lace loses all its powers for one week.
Construction
Requirements Craft Wondrous Item, zone of truth, seducer's eyes; Cost 3,000 gp
PS:Should be 298 words. <.<
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How about this:
Aura divination [mind-affecting]; CL 9th
Slot head; Price 20,700 gp; Weight —
These ear muffs sport some sort of insect antenna. Two ear muffs must be kept in close proximity for a week in order to attune them to each other. An ear muff can only be attuned to one other ear muff. When two people don these ear muffs, they can speak to each other for up to 90 minutes a day, in 10 minute increments. Once per day, the two wearers can initiate a mental grapple. This is like a regular one, but uses Charisma for Strength, and Wisdom for Dexterity. All insight bonuses are doubled with respect to this mental grapple.
Less well known is its secondary ability. Any time one of the grapplers achieves or maintains a pinning condition, they can sow a thought [DC 17] in the pinned person. [Normal will save allowed, no language problem due to the bond.]
When the grapple is over, both make a diplomacy check to influence attitude. They get a +1 per each successfully sown thought. A successful check is not limited to two steps. If the checks cause both people to be more than helpful, both people find their long term attitude to each other moves one step further away from hostile. If both fail, then the long term attitude moves one step further away from helpful. If both checks succeed, and both are helpful already, their long term attitude will be as partners of some sort. [I.e. business, marital, political, etc.] If both fail, and their starting attitude is hostile, then then become mortal enemies.
Construction Requirements
Craft Wondrous Item, sow thought, telepathic bond; Cost 10,350 gp.
286 words
@CrimsonVixen: With you to model the wares, I see two issues. 1) We would sell out too quickly, and the seller (me) would be quite ...distracted.... Still, for special events like a regional fair, I would be quite willing to stock up with a portable hole or two full of fun toys for you to demonstrate.
/cevah
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If this thread doesn't inspire some Superstar items I shall be very disappointed indeed and may have to call into question the grants that fund this experimental research.Is that a challenge?
** spoiler omitted **...
Of course not! Just a reminder that the Auxilliary Board to the Management Bureau of Infernal Experimentalists has taken over your funding and now demands that all experiments meet stringent review and analysis requirements and that they produce meaningful, marketable data. The fact that all of those process involve a jumbotron is irrelavent to you.
P.S.: We like that Cevah guy. You should totally bring him in.
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<Crazy Legalese Omitted>
P.S.: We like that Cevah guy. You should totally bring him in.
You have an interesting idea, however matters such as grappling and toy-augmented grappling tend to be a little bit unpredictable under too rigorous experimental conditions. Also, I'm a Chaotic-evil demon with Greater Whip Mastery and all the pre-reqs for the Pain-Taster PrC. Now if that funding involves sacrificial offerings, I mean research partners, and there is some flexibility with publishing timelines and open peer-review, I might be willing to give it a try.
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Send your most fearsome to do battle against me, lords of the Abyss! I will bravely fight her head-on, wrestle the vile fiend into submission, bind her with chains of justice, put her over my knee and deliver punishment until she repents for her evil ways and -oh, wait? What was I talking about again? *blushes*
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Send your most fearsome to do battle against me, lords of the Abyss! I will bravely fight her head-on, wrestle the vile fiend into submission, bind her with chains of justice, put her over my knee and deliver punishment until she repents for her evil ways and -oh, wait? What was I talking about again? *blushes*
Oh crap! I didn't even think of that till now. Non-lethal damage and alignment-based weapons. Monk's unarmed blows count as lawful weapons at 10th level, as well as gaining traits to bypass DR. Is it still possible to do non-lethal damage with a lawful cold-iron weapon/fist(well, open palm in this case ~giggle~)?.
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I volunteer to help a monk find the answer. I'll get the chains, but graciously let the monk attempt to bypass your DR.
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I don't even think you'll have to roll to hit like that, she'll already be pinned by ropes and thus "helpless" beneath those punishing palms.
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What do you mean helpless?! We said chains, not a mummy wrap! If you're going to be getting out the alignment weapons for this, I'm not going to hold back the level draining. It's not as easy as it looks to hit a bound target!
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What do you mean helpless?! We said chains, not a mummy wrap! If you're going to be getting out the alignment weapons for this, I'm not going to hold back the level draining. It's not as easy as it looks to hit a bound target!
You know, that was inconsiderate of me and I apologize. Would you prefer the mummy wrap? I have plenty of rope after all.
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You did notice I said "helpless" not helpless mistress Crimson. Their is a sizable difference between the two.
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Damage
[While grappling] You can inflict damage to your target equal to your unarmed strike], a natural attack, or an attack made with armor spikes or a light or one-handed weapon. This damage can be either lethal or nonlethal.
Uhhh, you don't need to roll to hit a grappled target. If the sinful succubus is already draped across your lap (or whatever your preferred position is) then she's already a helpless damsel and can't do anything to keep her naughty buns from being smacked. Just take a standard action to bring your hand down. :)
I wonder though, would a spanking even do non-lethal damage? It can be quite humiliating but doesn't lead to unconsciousness in the way that unarmed punches to the noggin would.
It could be interpreted as an Intimidate check adding str.
you could beat her till she bleeds to death....but then you don't have a toy to play with anymore
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Rope, plastic wrap, latex, leather, anything works. And you mean "helpless" in the contents of the rules.
...Okay, we are grappled. We both have the grappled condition, with you being the grappler, so I um. Level drain you.
Lose a level, and I need a DC 26 will save or you smack me again for another level down. As for unconsciousness, I'm not sure what kind of spankings you've been doing, but subspace is just as effective as mild concussions for going out.
you could beat her till she bleeds to death....but then you don't have a toy to play with anymore
This is one of the first things you learn in the community. You break the toy, you're obligated to put it back together.
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Note: whichever person is so lucky as to spank Vixen has shown that spankings are an act of passion. Research progress!
And I would suggest use of rope and you wear the latex. Probably cause a penalty on the Will save of whoever is administering the spanking.
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Rope, plastic wrap, latex, leather, anything works. And you mean "helpless" in the contents of the rules....Okay, we are grappled. We both have the grappled condition, with you being the grappler, so I um. Level drain you.Lose a level, and I need a DC 26 will save or you smack me again for another level down. As for unconsciousness, I'm not sure what kind of spankings you've been doing, but subspace is just as effective as mild concussions for going out.
you could beat her till she bleeds to death....but then you don't have a toy to play with anymoreThis is one of the first things you learn in the community. You break the toy, you're obligated to put it back together.
Don't forget, if you take a level from him, his save is at -1, making the save harder and harder each time you drain. Might make some other things harder too. :-)
/cevah
Can I watch and make notes for posterior posterity if I bring some pop-corn?
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That was the item I was going to enter into the superstar contest(Work issues interfered ><). Nocticula's Embrace, a black latex corset dress that granted diplomacy/intimidation bonus, whip proficiency, and charm monster/suggestion SLAs.
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My goodness, this has grown to 13...
hundred posts.
What a depraved group we are. :D
'Keep it up'
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I already have one ;P I was suggesting an idea for a marketable product, but you already have it. Perhaps I should just stick to booth demonstrations?I have had these available since Oct 10, 2014:
Wand of Merciful Shocking Grasp. Took a bit, but I found a SFW image to illustrate usage.Is this what you want?
/cevah
Oh. I just got word. I got a hot deal on a crate of these. I can bring these for sale at your affair. I am sure if you use them, the demonstration will surely help sell them for a little extra. I would be happy to share the profits selling them with you.
/cevah
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Sure. However, it is not only a kiss that can be "an act of passion".
/cevah
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I'm sure I can charm enough people with my demonstrations. I just need some volunteers.
As for that full nelson, unless you have multiple arms, good luck spanking, and there are some succubi who do like it a little rough.
Why wouldn't it be? I created a rather unassailable argument that it needs to be, earlier...
;D
You know, since this thread, (and reminded of this one, from here and here) it occurs to me, that the original druid, would likely be bare as a bear, as well as when she uses any of her other shifting abilities...
#sparkingnewconversation?
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Am I the only one who sees this thread title and thinks "I know, I know, it's really serious"?
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Why has it been 2 months. Succubus in a grapple people! No WAY this ever gets old.
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New Situation: A succubus grapples a lich in order to drag them into a Temple of Aroden.
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Ring of Succubus Calling
Aura strong conjuration; CL 17th; Slot ring; Price 125,000 gp; Weight —
Description
One of the many rings of fable, this “Demon” ring is useful indeed. It serves as a special gate by means of which a specific Succubus can be called from the Abyss. When the ring is rubbed (a standard action), the call goes out, and the Succubus appears on the next round. The Succubus faithfully obeys and serves the wearer of the ring, but never for more than 1 hour per day. If the Succubus of the ring is ever killed, the ring becomes nonmagical and worthless.
Construction Requirements Forge Ring, gate; Cost 62,500 gp
The Sleeves of many garments (adamantine ankle bracelet) allows for quick wardrobe shifts and the Hat of Disguise (adamantine hair pin) for mimicking specific persons.
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>Description does not say the Succubus is automatically sent back at the end of the hour
>The Succubus only obeys for one hour
>It's easy to lose track of time
...Interesting.
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Goes without saying.