You just survived a cataclysm, What's your excuse?

[Nordlander]

Hmmm.....seriously I am the only survivor? Isn't it more likely that we are actually dead and everybody else survived? I mean I am not really feeling hungry or tired or anything.....

[Romulan Don Freakin Rickles]

yellowdingo wrote:

OK so a Hurricane/Megacyclone/whatever has just rolled through your town wiping out every one but you. Next day a News crew from some other town show up and ask you why you think you and you alone were spared.

What is your answer to the news hungry billions watching?

My answer:

"what the f&&* kind of stupid ass question is that? Did you go to the Barbara Walters School of F!$@ed Up Stupid Ass Interview Questions? You need to just shut the f+$* up, before I punch you in the neck."

[BigNorseWolf]

Ducttape

[Ringtail]

"The prophecy must be fulfilled; Whedon must die."

[Rubber Ducky guy]

Because I had my tray table up, and the seat in the full upright position.

[Krensky]

Times are tough.

[stormraven]

Because I have tiger blood and I am WINNING.

[Irontruth]

"I accidentally tore off all the pages on my Mayan calendar."

[Taliesin Hoyle]

This like, guy, but not really a guy, you know, more like a monster or something, was all like 'you shall live to tell of blah blah blah' and he like killed all these people, but he totally didn't kill me, so I could be like, a witness or something. I don't know. Hi mom.

Something about a reckoning, I guess? I should have wrote it down.

[yellowdingo]

"I rolled a 20."

[Drejk]

Looks around "I am still hungry..."

[Charlie Sheen]

Tiger blood. Duh, winning!

Dying is for fools. Amateurs.

[Reckless]

Freehold DM wrote:

That was truly the greatest sex I ever had.

"What? No, there's no one else here." <grins and looks fondly at "lefty">

"Now, if you don't mind, I'm on a schedule here."

[Kajehase]

IceniQueen wrote:

Loki was not with me like he was everyone else. Praise Thor for his protection. Had everyone else not gone to huddle in the churches and worn the Thor's hammers medallion, maybe they would have been spared too.

PRAISE THOR!

You darn Celtic ninja, that was my line!

[psionichamster]

HULK SORRY HULK HAD BEAN BURRITO FROM TACO BELL.

[Marthian]

THREAD NECROMANCY MUAHAHAHA!

-I wasn't home at the time.

-I watched the news (or saw the signs)

-Me and the cataclysm had a chat, and we were like best buds. He even asked if I could use some help sweeping my nemesis off his feet. Nice guy...

[Harark]

"I managed to self-rez. Guess I'm like, *counts on fingers*...a 40th level cleric."

[Azten]

Severed Ronin wrote:

"I am a leaf on the wind."

"Watch how I soar."

[Sissyl]

"Hear me soar!"

[Harark]

"Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee." *says while pointing at largest nearby crater*