There is no AM Barbarian build. The entire thing was based on the hyperbolic claims of an account meant for entertainment purposes.
He mentions tons of powers/feats for which there is no build that could contain them all (ragelancepounce and spell sunder alone would pretty much eat up your entire feat/rage power alotment).
This Grod build.
Race: Orc (with DM approval Grod take Gatecrasher racial, like half-orc)
Class Barbarian (Breaker Archetype)
Level 1 Feat: Power Attack
Level 2 Rage Power: Smasher
Level 3 Feat: Improved Sunder
Level 4 Rage Power: Strength Surge
Level 5 Feat: Destroyer's Blessing (get back 1 rage round when successfully sundering)
Level 6 Rage Power: Ground Breaker
Level 7 Feat: Greater Sunder (Sunder damage goes through to target)
Level 9 Feat: Sundering Strike (Free sunder on crit)
If Grod met his exact opposite named Dorg, what would Dorg be? And would Grod be afraid?
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Hmmm...
Grod is green... so Dorg would be red.
Grod is strong... so Dorg would be weak.
Grod is smart... so Dorg would be stupid.
Grod is big... so Dorg would be small.
Dorg is a Kobold.
Grod not fear Kobold.
...
Grod is smart...
hmm...
hmm......
Grod is smart...
Just don't think about it too hard. There's no convincing him.
Grod, what is best smashing, weapons, armor, skulls?
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hmm......
Grod is smart...
Grod was smart enough to make an argument that got himself a free True Resurrect from Gawds in a way that actually made sense.
I think that qualifies as "smart enough."
Grod, what is best smashing, weapons, armor, skulls?
All smashing is good smashing.
Grod don't discriminate.
Grod:
If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a smashing sound?
It makes a sundering sound! Do fresh corpses count as nobody around?
Grod, you and brad are cute together... how long have you been a couple?
Sorry chumley, Brad don't swing that way.
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Is blood only red when Grod look at it?
If yes, then no, tree make no smashy sound.
If no, then yes, tree make smashy sound.
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Brad only like lady prostitutes.
One time Brad THOUGHT prostitute was lady, but Brad was wrong.
Brad hid naked in Grod's room until lady-man stopped looking for him.
Grod sees Brad naked more often than Grod would like.
Hey, it wasn't a picnic for me either, big guy.
Incidentally that's also the night I decided no more Caydenbrew after midnight...
So Brad likes what he likes, but do you like Grod? Besides smashing and axes? And Brad?
Sometimes Brad buy ladies for Grod.
Grod likes ladies.
Not as much as Grod likes smashing though.
Grod's line very potent though.
Many half-Grod's left in Grod's path.
Some quarter-Grod's too.
Maybe a third-Grod, but Grod not exactly sure what that lady was.
Grod also likes eating.
So Grod, if Brad be a talky man (as I've understood), why does Grod hang out with him? And if Brad has no other choice, how does he smash things? And with what?
Answers to above questions not accepted from Brad!
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Blast!
When Grod meet Brad, Grod try to kill Brad.
Brad screamed like lady.
This make Grod laugh.
Brad now Grod's second best friend.
Next to Gobby.
If Grod awakes at night crying, what is the reason?
And the final question: what does Grod do to an annoying, no-life Paizo-forum enthusiast who harasses Grod with endless questions? If answer is "smash", please give detail.
If Grod awakes at night crying, what is the reason?
Grod once dream of world with no smashing.
Grod cried and hugged Gobby when Grod woke up.
And the final question: what does Grod do to an annoying, no-life Paizo-forum enthusiast who harasses Grod with endless questions? If answer is "smash", please give detail.
If Grod not want question, Grod not make thread for question.
If Grod had to kill annoyer, Grod would consider tearing out annoyer's spine... through groin.
Grod punch hole in groin. Grod grab tailbone. Grod pull until Grod hear "pop" and spine comes loose.
One time Grod pull so hard that foe's eyes sucked into head.
What happened to Grod, Father of Grod?
What will Grod do when everything has been smashed?
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Grod's father, also Grod, lose arm in battle.
He now build weapon for tribe.
Build stuff for smash almost as good as smash.
And when Grod smash stuff, someone always build new stuff for Grod to smash.
Grod actually find that when Grod smash stuff, people build stuff that not as easy to smash.
Grod is job creator.
HAH! That was not the last question, for hargoyle is now Grod's nemesis! hargoyle always manages to flee before Grod has time to smash him! He disappears in a cloud of smoke, escapes laughing on a horseback or sends hundreds of minions for Grod to smash while taunting him and walking through a conveniently placed secret door (which takes too long a time for Grod to smash and reach hargoyle)!
Tell me, o Grod, what would you do to get rid of me?
Was Grod an only child? If not, what are the names of some of his brothers or sisters?
Grods mother died in childbirth, Grod sundered his way out even worse than the Grod Father sundered his way in :-(
Grod grew up an only child.
Grod has Born Alone feat.
Grod's father tell Grod he maybe have many bastard siblings.
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If Grod met his exact opposite named Dorg, what would Dorg be? And would Grod be afraid?
Oh. Good. Kurtulmak. It can't be...
Dorg is kobold.
AAAAAUGH
I succeeded. And somewhere, hidden behind the most devious of kobold traps, most brain-damaging of smurf mushrooms and most distracting of brony videos, you can find the document containing the abomination written that day.
Never speak of it to me. NEVER.
Why did Grod omit Born Alone from earlier posted build? Is Grod also Deceitful? Where do these feats come into the build?
Grod took extra feat.
Why?
Because Grod can.
HAH! That was not the last question, for hargoyle is now Grod's nemesis! hargoyle always manages to flee before Grod has time to smash him! He disappears in a cloud of smoke, escapes laughing on a horseback or sends hundreds of minions for Grod to smash while taunting him and walking through a conveniently placed secret door (which takes too long a time for Grod to smash and reach hargoyle)!
Tell me, o Grod, what would you do to get rid of me?
Hey for a pretty intelligent person I think you are a fool, you basically just stated you would give grod an unlimited supply of things to smash so that would actually make you his new best friend, look out brad and gobby here comes HARGOYLE.
Trust me, I'm happy with second place. After seeing what Gobby's gone through I'm not envious of his spot. He can be the Best Friend. I just can't compete in that arena.
Hey for a pretty intelligent person I think you are a fool, you basically just stated you would give grod an unlimited supply of things to smash so that would actually make you his new best friend, look out brad and gobby here comes HARGOYLE.HAH! That was not the last question, for hargoyle is now Grod's nemesis! hargoyle always manages to flee before Grod has time to smash him! He disappears in a cloud of smoke, escapes laughing on a horseback or sends hundreds of minions for Grod to smash while taunting him and walking through a conveniently placed secret door (which takes too long a time for Grod to smash and reach hargoyle)!
Tell me, o Grod, what would you do to get rid of me?
hargoyle knew it. Grod ruins hargoyles' plot just by doing his thing: smashing. hargoyle thought maybe Grod destroys hargoyle by just not responding to his post, but this is even worse. Sigh.
**Removes the Mask of Nemesis**
So Grod, want to smash this mask?
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Hargoyle's delusional. If Grod had a nemesis, it would be a gnome illusionist.
Grod, what is line-to-neutral output voltage on the high leg of a center tapped delta transformer, in a typical installation?
Hargoyle's delusional. If Grod had a nemesis, it would be a gnome illusionist.
UGH. Not that guy again.
I think I had too much for lunch and now I can't find a comfortable way to sit at the office.
What do I do, Grod?
I think I had too much for lunch and now I can't find a comfortable way to sit at the office.
What do I do, Grod?
Grod find when he not able to sit good that it is time for Grod to poop.
Maybe it time to poop?
So hey Grod, do you and Brad have any other friends?
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Gobby is Grod's best friend.
Gobby is goblin.
One lots of goblins attack Grod and Brad.
Grod smashed goblins good, but one goblin so cute Grod keep as friend.
Grod hug gobby so hard that Brad say Grod "crushed spinal column."
Grod not sure while Spinals is building columns inside goblins.
Grod try to fix Gobby.
Grod once see druid use tree magic to fix bunny.
Grod stuff Gobby full of sawdust.
Brad say Gobby is dead and smell bad.
Grod says Brad smells like whores.
Gobby agrees.
Grod, why did they move your topic?
You're certainly giving as much advice in this thread as many of the posts people write in advice threads.
Is it because of Grodism? Or Orcism?
Are the mods Grodist? Or Orcist?
Dear Grod,
Waking up this morning after spending the night drinking metal polish, I find I have thick clumps of ginger hair growing here... and here... and here... and here.
Is this normal?
Yours sincerely,
Pulg
My honest guess is that Baalbamoth got so butthurt that people like my character more than Baal's rambling about powergaming that when he saw my "Ask Grod" thread that he reported it.
He even asked a question somewhere in the thread that was effectively calling Grod and Brad gay.
I have him ignored so I could only see it through quotes.
For anyone who hasn't put 2 and 2 together, Fleshgrinder=Grod.
What is Grod's general opinion of elves, dwarves, halfings, and gnomes?