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Gyronna - An ugly song sung by ugly people who make me hate them, and having them (and worse) shoved down my throat feels akin to extortion.
Jupiter, The Bringer of Jollity - Suffice to say, pick someone OTHER than Aroden, Iomedae, Shelyn, Serenrae, Cayden Cailean, Kofusachi, or the Empyreal Lords.
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Also Lamashtu - in addition to "the boy that you loved is the monster you fear," which is sort of a dead giveaway, I've already started associating Marylin Manson with Her when I came across a riddle of his: "Is adult entertainment killing our children? or is killing our children entertaining our adults?" This seems to be an ongoing concern of his, and I must say, I never cared for his music, but it's nice to see a man who cares - and the next generation sooooo desperately needs a worthy successor to Mr. Rogers....
Saturn, The Bringer of Old Age - No "death" gods, no Four Horsemen, make a connection based on criteria other than "old age/death".
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The Lost Prince. A soft, melancholy tune.
Celtic Music, but only till 1:56.
IHIYC: Do they have one for all of them? even Uranus?
Celtic music makes me think of Old Deadeye.
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Iomedae - the song is a very good reflection of her relationship with Aroden...as well as Cheliax.
Thisimet maybe?
While you're thinking about that (shakes finger at OP):
Uranus, The Magician - avoid powers with "magic" or "sky" in their portfolio, and make a connection based on other criteria.
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Burning Sensations - Lamashtu; a gritty, unnatural, ugly-sounding song about (from what I can tell) seeing a woman walking down the street through Pablo Picasso's eyes...what do YOU think the result of that would be?
Sleeping Sun - DESNA. Every other lyric could practically be in her hymnals (assuming her church has those).
Neptune, The Mystic - Desna, Irori, Nethys, and Korada are off-limits, as are any sea/seafaring deities; make a connection based on criteria other than "mysticism" or "sea/water/ocean."
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Neptune, The Mystic - Desna, Irori, Nethys, and Korada are off-limits, as are any sea/seafaring deities; make a connection based on criteria other than "mysticism" or "sea/water/ocean."
I'm going with The Lost Prince of the Eldest. He's the god of Sadness, Solitude, and Forgotten Things, which seems to me to be pitch perfect expression of the last quarter of the song.
It also contrasts nicely with the beginning, which shouted "fey" to me. (But then, almost everything does.)
Next up: Remote Control by Wonderful Opportunity!
Edit: Just noticed The Lost Prince was also invoked for Saturn. Well, if you want something that is not a duplicate, my backup would be Sithhud, Demon Lord of Blizzards and the Frozen Dead. The overwhelming vibe I got from the midpoint was "cold" and "old", and the solitude and loneliness of the end fits with undead.
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Calistria - sleek, stylish, slightly sexy randomness with a black-and-white visual background and a slight buzz in the audio background. Some of the lyrics suggest being proud, undaunted, and assertive of what oneself is, in spite of it perhaps not satisfying everyone.
BONUS ROUND!
Pluto, The Renewer - Let's be honest: In this case, Who's the runner-up for this song after Groetus? Avoid deities or associations based on death, perdition, or (for good measure) wealth.
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Oh dread - it would appear that Groetus hath colluded with Asmodeus to obliterate what was once a spectacular performance.
Nonetheless, it is my inclination as a connoisseur of music to grant "runner-up" status to the Lantern King - a distant, eccentric orb bouncing around maniacally, alternating between tantalizing tinkling, furtive foreboding, and manic menace.
Now then - which Pathfinder deity is to be honored by this most profound of folk songs?
Urgathoa(pronounced oor-gah-THO-ah)[1] is the goddess of physical excess
"Sweep the Leg" by No More Kings
I didn't see it coming
Creeping up from behind
I was almost swallowed whole
By the thrill of the fight
It wasn't for the money
And it wasn't just for fun
I wanted to make a mark
I just wanted to be someone
I heard the devil whisper
In my ear, uh huh
He made his message clear
When he said
Sweep the leg, Johnny
Sweep the leg, Johnny
Sweep the leg, Johnny
Oh good god, now you gotta believe me
It never really mattered
I was always under control
Monkey hear, monkey think
There is no fear in this Dojo
I was a superhero
King of 1985
I showed no mercy
I was always Cobra Kai
But I caught a crane kick
To the face, uh huh
I guess he sealed my fate
When he said
Sweep the leg, Johnny
Sweep the leg, Johnny
Sweep the leg, Johnny
Oh good god, now you gotta believe me
Good god, you gotta believe me
I heard the devil whisper in my ear
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Yaezhing - well, let's see, we've got ninja antics, bloodlust, devils, doing this sort of thing for something more than just business and pleasure, and sending messages. Sound fair to you?
Onward and upward then - who gets The Blue Danube Waltz?
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I'd have to say Shelyn. It's light. It's fun. It's a good piece of music, and it sounds pretty.
Next up, what deity shall we associate with Mississippi Bones-Swamp Lady?
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Epoch of Aballon - because really, who else?
this might turn out to be a curveball - Making Christmas
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urgaothoa- the happiness signifies her hedonism aspect while the somewhat morbid/creepy themes and music signifies her death aspect
I am going to suggest another savlonic because they are one of my favorite bands:wandering eye
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Hard to say. The vision metaphor fits Tanagaar, as vigilance is part of his profile, but the singer's envious tone fits gods like Zon-Kuthon more.
The Savage Side of Me - Miracle of Sound
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vintage Asmodeus - keeper of an alluring, creepy, sometimes brutal, and most of all inescapable pleasure-palace.
Who is...Particle Man?
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My best guess? Zyphus - As his attributes and behavior are totally unimportant, which ironically is what catapaulted him TO importance.
Cry Thunder - DragonForce
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Hmmm... sounds hopeful, talks about recognizing faults, and persevering. Sounds like Milani to me.
How about Frontier Psychiatrist by The Avalanches?
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Desna - she is the god of dreams, and, in a way, frontiers (at least of Space, the Final Frontier); I could see her being a patron of mental healtchare while she's at it. Also, she's Chaotic, and so was this video!
Warlock Theme from Heroes of Might & Magic I
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It's a march that makes me think of lines of victorious knights returning after a battle with trophies and tales of glorious battle, so Iomedae.
Schism by Tool.
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A virtually perfect fit for the relationship between Asmodeus and Ihys - in addition to being called "Schism," the song is like a dialogue between two entities ancient enough to have seen Order transition to Chaos (or vice versa); one laments this change, the other likes it better this way.
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Norgorber - After a life lived in a highly dubious manner, he has successfully found "The Way," and is now in the business of getting others to follow!
The Planescape: Torment Overture - try to judge purely based on the music, WITHOUT thinking of the game (assuming you've played it - if you haven't, GO DO SO)!
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Quirky Arabesque techno-music? Why, I believe that would be...me!
I jest, of course. I cannot claim to be a god (ah, but one may dream, yes?). Rather, I would attribute this piece to Hellion of Numeria!
Whom shall we next honor with this riveting anthem?
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This crazy medievalesque music thing reminds me of frantic scrambling to defend something, so I'm calling Iomedae.
Who is THIS song dedicated to?
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Sad, confused, disjointed, lonely-feeling, and seemingly tired of life - Groetus would be the best fit I can think of.
How about this one?
It leans either Abadar or Erastil to me. I can't decide if it sounds more urban or pastoral - it goes back and forth in my head. Very glory-of-order in either case, however.
How about this one?
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Well, clearly Desna. Someone was confused and in need of directions.
Let's see...how about this?
Feels rather Rovagug though the references to madness and destruction could make it a decent fit for Groetus if he wasn't so passive.