Oh. The spoiler wasn't there when I posted.
[Ahem]
Back to our drug-crazed, cannibalistic death orgy in 3, 2, 1...
The spoiler wasn't there when I posted.
That's cause I accidently typed "quote" (because I was quoting myself) instead of "spoiler." And I'm not even drunk. Yet.
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Well, sounds to me like we should all be grateful it's happening in a state that's easy to wall off, if need be.
It would also be a good premise for a zombie RPG setting...
Zombies and Oxygen Tanks Join forces with geriatric snowbirds and Cuban immigrants as they fend off flesh eating rednecks from the Everglades!!!
Zombies and Oxygen Tanks Join forces with geriatric snowbirds and Cuban immigrants as they fend off flesh eating rednecks from the Everglades!!!Well, sounds to me like we should all be grateful it's happening in a state that's easy to wall off, if need be.
It would also be a good premise for a zombie RPG setting...
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Your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.Zombies and Oxygen Tanks Join forces with geriatric snowbirds and Cuban immigrants as they fend off flesh eating rednecks from the Everglades!!!Well, sounds to me like we should all be grateful it's happening in a state that's easy to wall off, if need be.
It would also be a good premise for a zombie RPG setting...
Cool my first subscriber!!
Now just to get something to subscribe to. :P
(Actually that does sound like a fun game. O.o)
You poor deluded fools. Even now, your rational minds won't fully grasp what your subconscious lizard-brain already knows.
This is just the Beginning, the opening of but the First Seal. By the time you begin to truly understand the Horrors festering here in Florida, it'll be too late to act.
Too.
Late.
MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!
You poor deluded fools. Even now, your rational minds won't fully grasp what your subconscious lizard-brain already knows.
This is just the Beginning, the opening of but the First Seal. By the time you begin to truly understand the Horrors festering here in Florida, it'll be too late to act.
Too.
Late.
MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!
Sweetheart, I been tryin ta open dem dere seals by clubbin' 'em on da heds, but all I kep gettin' is seal brayns.
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My friend and I were spending an evening watching police brutality videos
Jeez, is COPS still on the air?
You poor deluded fools. Even now, your rational minds won't fully grasp what your subconscious lizard-brain already knows.
This is just the Beginning, the opening of but the First Seal. By the time you begin to truly understand the Horrors festering here in Florida, it'll be too late to act.
Too.
Late.
MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!
Instead of virus, maybe it's chemical zombies?
I live nearby A1A so it was a little jarring to see the news. Also hope you don't mind the Resident Evil Music. All I know is I want to leave Florida now :|
BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! The madness spreads!!!!
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I was on holiday down in South Florida when this went down. Based on news reports the victim was a 60+ yr old homeless man. The attacker was a 31 year old naked man.
In addition to the various news reports I watched about this and the one newspaper article I was able to get my hands on it seems the police cant get their story straight about what drug the attacker was on. One PR officer said it was a new variant of LSD, another said it was Bath Salts. Typical misinformation strategy, but also typical of law enforcement in such a bizare occurence that they cannot get their story straight.
Other facts... 75% of the victims face was eaten off, basically only his goatee was left intact. Eyes had been gouged out, nose eaten off, cheeks and lips gone.
The officer responding to the incident had to shoot the attacker 4 times, but get this... the officer shot the attacker once, the attacker growled at the officer and continued his meal. The officer shot 3 more times before the attacker was rendered immobile and presumably dead.
Was the final shot to the head? They arent releasing details of that information that I have found, though they did mention first shot was to the chest (we all know that doesnt work on zombies). Clearly this cop has not been keeping up with The Walking Dead or any other classic zombie films.
I heard from other sources that a similar incident had occured on the same causeway a few weeks ago. The thought that the zombie apocolypse could be starting as drug enduced rage attacks strikes me as all too plausible.
I really am half expecting to find out that the victim bites a nurse or doctor. When that happens I am stocking up on additional ammo and tactical bacon.
I need to leave Florida...
BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! The madness spreads!!!!
Also how did you get Google Maps to display that?
BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! The madness spreads!!!!
I do not like how close that SC one is to the TN border.
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When the government starts denying stuff, that's when you know that it's true.
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I am so glad I'm part of an Emergency Zombie Apocalypse group...
All I'm waiting is one of those drugs to mutate a normally benign virus.
*Notices the words on Azten's bracelet reads: "Bite in case of insufficient zombies."*
Curious ...
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What is it with you people?
That guy is very lucky he did not get shot in the head.
Sheesh, calm down people. This isn't news. I live in NE Florida. We eat people all the time here.
I don't know about the rest of you ... but I am paying my protection money to AZ to make sure the horde skips my town.
You know full well that there is a clause in all of Aberzombie's agreements that may or may not buy you much time ...
Just make sure you read the "Void where Prohibited" section carefully.
Poor Nevadans.
I recommend investing in submarine technology - preferably one you can operate solo.
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I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.
I wanna see it all come down -
Suck it down -
Flush it down -
Learn to swim
Learn to swim
Learn to swim
Learn to swim
Learn to swim
Learn to swim
Learn to swim
Learn to swim
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They're not really bath salts...though if you did, I'd advise you skip any that someone bought from a smoke shop.
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Your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.Zombies and Oxygen Tanks Join forces with geriatric snowbirds and Cuban immigrants as they fend off flesh eating rednecks from the Everglades!!!Well, sounds to me like we should all be grateful it's happening in a state that's easy to wall off, if need be.
It would also be a good premise for a zombie RPG setting...
Cool my first subscriber!!
Now just to get something to subscribe to. :P
(Actually that does sound like a fun game. O.o)
Ever watch Bubba Ho-Tep? Thats what it sounds like!!
Bruce Campbell is the awesome-sauce!
I think that bath salts shouldnt be prohibited. I think that the existing prohibition on cannibalism should be enforced.
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It's all part of Bed, Bath and Beyond's sinister plot towards world domination!
Sick son of a....hurting kittens, choking kittens, eating kittens, seriously, who does that?!
I sort of wish I had not read that little Google maps blip, arrrggg!!
I really want to have a "talk" with the kitten harming guy, broken heart made you do it huh....
Is it cruel to throw a hog tied man into a pit with rats, and very very angry feral cats?
Well, sounds to me like we should all be grateful it's happening in a state that's easy to wall off, if need be.
It would also be a good premise for a zombie RPG setting...
Don't do it until Florida and Texas have their Southern Slam.
I really want to have a "talk" with the kitten harming guy, broken heart made you do it huh....
Is it cruel to throw a hog tied man into a pit with rats, and very very angry feral cats?
Yes. You should instead use bio-digestible ropes. And feed him to a heartbroken alligator. Or endangered Florida panthers.
Heck, roll him in rock salt and feed him to endangered Key Deer.
Nice, rock salt and Key Deer sounds perfect Ambrosia!
Actually used to love going to the Florida Keys, though that was 20+ years ago, sounds like they have gotten crowded and less fun since then.