Gruumash, Why are you so Awesome?

[Awesome O. Possum]

??????

Confused by JMD031's last statement, A. Possum raises his hind leg and scratches behind his ear.

[lucky7]

Rant points corrupt your soul.

[Orthos]

... says the lich

[Limeylongears]

You're a lich!

A lich!

A lich, with glowy blue eyes which shoot lightning, and you're worried about rant points corrupting your soul?!

Also, you made Orthos ninja me, so you're already doomed beyond hope of redemption.

[Orthos]

Don't feel bad about it Limey, your more amusing post made up for the lateness =)

[An inconspicuous grave digger]

He's actually just a skeletal champion with delusions of grandeur.

[Gruumash .]

I think lukcy7 is feeling left out because of his lack of rant points ... probably due to his poor ranting ability. Man up lucky7 and put some skill points into it.

[lucky7]

That tears it, roll Initiative!

[Gruumash .]

Initiative: 1d20 + 666 ⇒ (1) + 666 = 667

[lucky7]

Okay, So I go first then. Now make a reflex save as I cast Meteor Swarm!!!

[Limeylongears]

Ah. You've been shopping at Edgar's Discount Spells again, haven't you, which is why you've cast Meatball Smarm instead. Sorry!

But by all means, make your save, Gruumash.

[Mythic JMD031]

I'm not sure you can make it through his SR. Because I'm certain he adds his awesomeness to his SR.

[Awesome O. Possum]

Goes balisitc on lucky7's good ankle, then is distracted by the vast quantities of Meatball swarm and sause which he gluttonly devours

[Gruumash .]

Hmm my immunity to fire and my massive SR pretty much negate anything with the Meteor Swarm plus my great spear which pretty much absorbs so many spell levels its scary.

But I still did not see your initiative roll so still wondering why you got to go first. But since I get to choose initiative I will say I let you go first.

So my first of my many actions will be to touch you with my spear tip which absorbs all your spells levels (no save) and it is a special ability not a spell so no SR involved.

"Possum go ahead and deal with him now."

[Awesome O. Possum]

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEE"BURP"EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

clamps down on the other ankle

[Gruumash .]

Winces as lucky 7 loses yet another ankle to awesome possum.

"Man that has got to hurt. Are you done with your silly attack on me yet? Or do I need to teach you another lesson?"

[Awesome O. Possum]

Spits out ankle and foot

[Orc Minion 21]

*stumbles in 340 posts late, straightens bandana and fixes earring*

Did I miss anything?

[Ensirio the Longstrider]

Delicious meatballs.

[Orc Minion 21]

S@#$ I love meatballs.

"I am ready to defend the pure awesomeness that is gruumash"

*Pulls out double sided battle axe of awesomeness*

[Gruumash .]

"It's okay #21 ... for now. I think lucky7 learned his lesson here. But keep vigilant and defend the honor of awesomeness."

[Gruumash .]

So what new questions have come up about awesomeness?

[Matt "Charon" Daemon]

Just popping in because the fares are down today, being Tuesday.

Awesomeness? I can't think of anything that is awesome lately. I heard there is going to be some good movies, no awesome movie rollingout in November.

[Orc Minion 21]

Enders Game 11/1?

[Matt "Charon" Daemon]

Thor - The Dark World

I like the title. I hope Natalie Portman bites the bullet in this movie.

[Gruumash .]

I am not sure how awesome the Thor movie will be. But I am certain that Ender's Game looks pretty awesome.

[Orc Minion 21]

I concur with the awesome review of enders game. Should I rip him to shreds boss

[Gark the Goblin]

How much does awesomeness add to your leadership score?

[Commander Shepard III]

Lots.

[Gruumash .]

At least a +12 sometimes more depending on the gaming system.

[Gruumash .]

Orc Minion 21 wrote:

I concur with the awesome review of enders game. Should I rip him to shreds boss

"Best to wound him and let him stew on his mistakes and let it be a lesson to others like him going forward.

[Orc Minion 21]

*Grins Evilly

Swings double headed battle axe of awesomeness and leaves a tear in "robe boy" from his shoulder to his ankle

Continues Grinning Evilly

[Gruumash .]

Well done number 21. My favorite minion. Perhaps now you see the error of your ways?

[Gruumash .]

So my awesomeness I think is firmly understood at this point. But certainly there must be other questions people must have which can be answered about it. I mean my awesomeness is certainly more exciting than say Dystopia 2014 and that thread.

[Orc Minion 21]

As an orc who hopes to someday approach your level of awesomeness, what advice would you give?

[Gruumash .]

Well my little Gruumashianiac you need to work hard, say your prayers to me and take your vitamins and you will never go wrong.

[Awesome O. Possum]

Chases his tail loudly

[Gruumash .]

"Good Boy Awesome O. Possum."

Gives his head a little pat.

Hands him a nice bone to gnaw on.

[Orc Minion 21]

It looks like the unbelievers have been squashed..That's awesome

[Gruumash .]

Indeed seems like they have moved along to another thread.

Awesome job number 21

[Kirth Gersen]

Gruumash . wrote:

"Good Boy Awesome O. Possum."

Gives his head a little pat.
Hands him a nice bone to gnaw on.

I was going to say that I didn't think possums gnawed on bones.

Then I realized that in the real world they don't, but in Gruumash's Awesome-Land, they obviously do.
Which is awesome.

[Pulg]

Gruumash, why do bogus things happen to awesome people?

What is the sound of Handel crapping?

Who would win in a fight between Martha Washington and a frozen lasagna, if they both had horns?

[Gruumash .]

Kirth Gersen wrote:

Gruumash . wrote:

"Good Boy Awesome O. Possum."

Gives his head a little pat.
Hands him a nice bone to gnaw on.

I was going to say that I didn't think possums gnawed on bones.

Then I realized that in the real world they don't, but in Gruumash's Awesome-Land, they obviously do.
Which is awesome.

I am glad you answered your own question there my son. I can see the awesomeness growing in you. You have potential.

[Gruumash .]

Pulg wrote:

Gruumash, why do bogus things happen to awesome people?

What is the sound of Handel crapping?

Who would win in a fight between Martha Washington and a frozen lasagna, if they both had horns?

With great awesomeness comes great responsibility. If you are truly awesome then are able to make those bogus things become better with time.

Anyone crapping is not usually awesome so I don't know much about that.

Now what type of horns are you talking about do theyhave the same type? what are the horns made of? All of these things make a huge difference in the awesome factors involved.

[Pulg]

One has French Horns and one has cream horns. Not sure who has what, though.

[Awesome O. Possum]

Eats a plate full or cream horns then belches loudly

[Gruumash .]

Well a lasagna with French horns in it can be devastating and Martha serving up the cream horns is pretty bad. The other way around not sure the lasagna would hold up. So the first one would be a draw but Martha with French horns and lasagna with cream horns would be lopsided for Martha. The other way around might be an even match.

[Pulg]

What if they both had Cape Horns ? (which are like armour spikes)

[Gruumash .]

Martha's mobility would give her the edge over the lasagna, unless the lasagna got in a first strike and was able to pin her down.

[Squirrelshades]

Orc Minion 21 wrote:

It looks like the unbelievers have been squashed..That's awesome

There are many things i don't believe. Such as, oh... for instance Gruumash being awesome.