Fact: Dwarves were created so everyone else would have an example of awesomeness towards which they could work.
I dunno, sometimes I'd rather a little lass with silken foot tresses, not that a well-groomed ladybeard as in one of my earlier posts doesn't appeal. Or, to put it a certain way...
Sometimes you feel like a dorf
Sometimes you don't
Dwarf girls have hidden beards
Halfings don't, because
Sometimes you feel like a
*SFWDorfgirl*
Sometimes you
*HalflingLassimage*
HalflingLassimage
That poor halfling must have terrible back problems...
HalflingLassimageThat poor halfling must have terrible back problems...
She looks to be supporting herself quite well.
*rimshot*
And if it's not enough it's highly probable she'd get many helping hands.
Semi-SFW tangent/return to topic; dwarven women are built to support topheaviness. More need to exploit this fact.
Dwarves invented killing orcs and giants.
OI! GUTS,GRIT,AND GLORY!!
In fact, it has long been rumored that dwarves are merely an evolved form of Honey Badger.
Nay, it's just that ye've finally identified the female dwarves!
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I love dwarves and as for the cleanliness I have always played my dwarves as trying to take proper baths when ever possible, as they are not a private society and lack alot of open space, save for the barbarians, as well they are the brutish pick up hammer, bury hammer in orcs face, grin as gore hits you, repeat
Fact: The existence of dwarves makes up for all the other races.
Do you know how much awesomeness a dwarf would have to give up to become a deity?
Do you know how much awesomeness a dwarf would have to give up to become a deity?
17.54%. everyone knows that.
You can't spell war without dwarf! Just another sign of how badass we are!
Depends on the location of the beard!
And seriously, if that doesn't sell you, you have no soul.
Unless the demonic teddy bear ate it.
And even that's no excuse.
Speaking of which, for all the fellows who favor the male side of the spectrum, dwarves are an entire race of mini-'bears'; what's not to love?
Unless the demonic teddy bear ate it.Nomnomnom...
What?!
Nomnomnom...
Nothing, good sir, carry on!
That said, this sentiment is too seldom seen in regards to dwarven lasses.
What, easy access dwarfesses not meshing with the appetite?
Or was it a sour soul?
Without dwarves, adventurers in Golarion wouldn't have orcs to gain XP from. You're welcome.
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this does not in fact remove my previous post.who or what woudl wish to mate with a Kender?????????????My understanding is that they are half kender half human.
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I dunno, sometimes I'd rather a little lass with silken foot tresses, not that a well-groomed ladybeard as in one of my earlier posts doesn't appeal. Or, to put it a certain way...
Sometimes you feel like a dorf
Sometimes you don't
Dwarf girls have hidden beards
Halfings don't, because
Sometimes you feel like a
*SFWDorfgirl*
Sometimes you
*HalflingLassimage*
:)
Ah-HEM! She-dwarf here to clear up some misconceptions! We females of the dwarven race do NOT grow beards...on our faces. We do have epic sideburns tho.
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Ah-HEM! She-dwarf here to clear up some misconceptions! We females of the dwarven race do NOT grow beards...on our faces. We do have epic sideburns tho.
Pics or it didn't hap...waitaminnit.
I know I covered that base once, and was apparently the only one with pictoral evidence...
Then again, I'm surprised I've not been forbidden from commenting on dwarves...or gnomes...or, well, anything.
<_<
>_>
The reason people invented nukes was because they wanted a weapon that duplicate the raw power of a dwarf.
Removed a NSFW post and replies to it. When debating Dwarf gender, visual representation isn't strictly necessary. Especially this kind.
Dwarves have dined in hell... after conquering part of it!
Dwarves are awesome because you can >toss< them into battle for you.
Removed a NSFW post and replies to it. When debating Dwarf gender, visual representation isn't strictly necessary. Especially this kind.
So what you're saying is that, in an off-topic thread, that has specific explicitly tagged images AS NSFW, that such are off-limits, or some more so than other?
This is good to know. :p
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Dwarves are awesome because you can >toss< them into battle for you.
that's a halfling you 'never toss a dwarf'
Removed a NSFW post and replies to it. When debating Dwarf gender, visual representation isn't strictly necessary. Especially this kind.So what you're saying is that, in an off-topic thread, that has specific explicitly tagged images AS NSFW, that such are off-limits, or some more so than other?
This is good to know. :p
Please keep in mind that there are children who read (and post to) these forums. We like to keep things PG-13 where possible.
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Removed a NSFW post and replies to it. When debating Dwarf gender, visual representation isn't strictly necessary. Especially this kind.So what you're saying is that, in an off-topic thread, that has specific explicitly tagged images AS NSFW, that such are off-limits, or some more so than other?
This is good to know. :p
Please keep in mind that there are children who read (and post to) these forums. We like to keep things PG-13 where possible.
See, I had a snarky and ill-mannered answer based on the argument that NSFW things were supposedly postable so long as they were hidden behind a disclaimer, and thought that the removal was in violation of this...but the combination of the very freaking reasonable answer and explanation and DAT AVATAR has completely thwarted such response. :(
Stupid compelling brain in a jar with eyes...
(also, I speculated that instead of just giving an NSFW warning, it should have been behind a spoiler tag as well - is that plausible?)
And yet the Rules of the Internet number greater than 34 or 63...or 75, which appears to be obsoleted and refolded into 63.
I suppose it just has to be handled more discretely.
Truth be told I had the urge to do up a bit of random fic about arguments between the Forge Father and the Hearth Mother that became a parable about how the sexes interacted, and why the factor of 'aw they really do love each other' is so prevalent in dwarven personalities even in the midst of heated disputes, but I'm certain it would go over like a lead balloon with a dwarf attached to it.
Rules? Dwarves don't need no stinking rules. We do, however, abide by some of them, just to make the rest of you feel special.
Lawful race better follow rules or their cognitive dissonance will cause fey moods and attempts to drink lava.
that's a halfling you 'never toss a dwarf'Dwarves are awesome because you can >toss< them into battle for you.
Meh. There is not much difference between Dwarves and Halflings. Both should be removed from D&D, and all other fantasy products.
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Bah everyone forgets there's more than one type of Dwarf. I personally run all Dwarven societies after the Warhammer Chaos Dwarf.
In ancient times, some Dwarfs moved far to the east over the mountains, and were caught by the onslaughts of Chaos. Dwarfs are very resistant to the forces of Chaos, but these Dwarfs gradually changed over time, becoming the evil natured Chaos Dwarfs.
In many ways they are the antithesis of the Dwarfs that remained. Where Dwarfs shun most magic except for Runic magic (which is unique to them) Chaos Dwarfs have embraced it; where Dwarfs worship their Ancestor Gods, Chaos Dwarfs worship "Hashut, Father of Darkness". Dwarfs abhor slavery and hate the "Greenskin" races (Goblins, Orcs and the like) but the Chaos Dwarfs rely on slaves and are allied with or are overlords of many Greenskin tribes, most of them Hobgoblins. The Chaos Dwarfs are even responsible for the creation of the Black Orcs.
While the Dwarfs continue to resemble their counterparts in medieval Tolkien or Dungeons and Dragons fantasy, Chaos Drawfs evolved into a semi-Assyrian/Babylonian style by the fourth edition of Warhammer Fantasy.
Babylonian spellcasters who dominate and enslave everyone around them and STILL have the best architecture and beers in the world.
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Meh. There is not much difference between Dwarves and Halflings. Both should be removed from D&D, and all other fantasy products.
Jealousy is such an ugly thing....
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Jealousy is such an ugly thing....Meh. There is not much difference between Dwarves and Halflings. Both should be removed from D&D, and all other fantasy products.
Says the prime candidate for Hair Club for Short-Wides!
Not to be hatin', or anything, but seriously, could that dome of yours be any shiner? For all that vaunted hair growth capacity, that is one bare pate.
And I will keep dwarves, and gnomes, AND halflings in my game, thank you very much. All Golarion flavored. AND THE MISCEGENATION WILL CONTINUE WHILE MORALE IMPROVES.
Also, as the Moral Guardians have trained their eyes upon me...
Jealousy is such an ugly thing....Meh. There is not much difference between Dwarves and Halflings. Both should be removed from D&D, and all other fantasy products.
Says the prime candidate for Hair Club for Short-Wides!
Not to be hatin', or anything, but seriously, could that dome of yours be any shiner? For all that vaunted hair growth capacity, that is one bare pate.
And I will keep dwarves, and gnomes, AND halflings in my game, thank you very much. All Golarion flavored. AND THE MISCEGENATION WILL CONTINUE WHILE MORALE IMPROVES.
What can I say? The ladies love the bald head.
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'Baldy' is a compliment as it suggests great beardy qualities. Some Dwarves can, through sheer force of will, relocate the hair-growing energy of their scalp towards their beard.
:)
Not just toward the beard!