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Shadowborn wrote:

James Bond (as the laser is slowly working its way up to split him in half): "Do you expect me to talk?"

Auric Goldfinger: "No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die."

Yep, but you can condense it down to "I don't expect you to talk, I expect you to die!" for use in your games. :)


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The first one is paraphrased for ambiguity:
"What would you be without me?"
"It's time to find out."

"Your 'best?' Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*** the prom queen."

"I'm ya' Huckleberry."

After a dramatic kill... "I'm afraid the strain was more than he could bear..."

"Oh, Johnny, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now."

"Fill your hands, you son of a b+@#~!"

"Okay, my friend. It’s off to the next life for you. I guarantee you, you won’t be lonely."

"Sounds like you’ve had a hard life. Good thing it’s over."

"You gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?" (Reflavor to suit.)

"These cuffs are made of tensiled steel. It would take you ten minutes to hack through them. If you're quick, and if you're lucky, you can hack through your ankle in five."

"Ideas are more powerful than guns. We don't let our enemies have guns, so why let them have ideas?"

"Men should either be treated generously or be destroyed, because they take revenge for slight injuries; for heavy ones, they cannot."

Good thread. :D

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Foghammer wrote:
"Your 'best?' Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*** the prom queen."

+1 for Sean Connery.


Hell on Wheels had a good line last week.

A bunch of discontents confront Bohannon in the saloon. They point out he's outnumbered and he points out he's armed.

Bohannon: “I could kill about five of ya”

Man: “Ya hear that? He’s not even fully loaded. Only five bullets he’s got.”

Bohannon: “I got six bullets. I was just gonna shoot you twice.”

Sovereign Court

Foghammer wrote:
"Your 'best?' Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*** the prom queen."

Followed by one of the more badass things i've ever seen:

Nicholas cage reloads gun:"Carla was a prom queen".


REVENGERS DISMEMBER!!

Liberty's Edge

Great Quote from X-Men:

Prince Namor to AIM goon: "Your arrogance sickens me, beekeeper. Only Namor has the ability to make the earth move... And he reserves that privelege for one woman at a time."


"A million bucks worth of weaponry, and i'd trade it all for a lousy can of RAID."

Sovereign Court RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32, 2010 Top 8

Freehold DM wrote:
REVENGERS DISMEMBER!!

Two from Avengers:EMH

"Avengers, Assemble!"
"Um, Tony, we're already here."

and

"Avengers, um, Disassemble!"

And I prefer the panel in the comic, but still a good line.

"Ultron, we would have words with thee."

I have been known to chant, "For thy heart for thy heart, for he who hath wronged me," when rolling dice.

Sczarni RPG Superstar Season 9 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 32

"That's not fair, they have rocks and all we have are these guns!"


"Where's the pie? You forgot the pie!"

-Dean Winchester.


Foghammer wrote:

The first one is paraphrased for ambiguity:

"What would you be without me?"
"It's time to find out."

"Your 'best?' Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*** the prom queen."

"I'm ya' Huckleberry."

After a dramatic kill... "I'm afraid the strain was more than he could bear..."

"Oh, Johnny, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now."

"Fill your hands, you son of a b+$~*!"

"Okay, my friend. It’s off to the next life for you. I guarantee you, you won’t be lonely."

"Sounds like you’ve had a hard life. Good thing it’s over."

"You gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?" (Reflavor to suit.)

"These cuffs are made of tensiled steel. It would take you ten minutes to hack through them. If you're quick, and if you're lucky, you can hack through your ankle in five."

"Ideas are more powerful than guns. We don't let our enemies have guns, so why let them have ideas?"

"Men should either be treated generously or be destroyed, because they take revenge for slight injuries; for heavy ones, they cannot."

Good thread. :D

Skin that smoke-wagon!


Casts Raise Thread... A few bits from this Summer's superhero flicks. I'd like to see this thread popular again.

"Shakespeare in the park...? Dost Mother know you weareth her drapes?"

"I am a GOD, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by-" [/beatdown]

"Puny god."

"You think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it. Molded by it... I did not see the light until I was already a man, and by then it was nothing but blinding!"

"This is a stock exchange, there's no money here for you to steal!"

"Oh? Then why are you people here?"

Sovereign Court RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32, 2010 Top 8

How could you forget...

"That's my secert. I'm always angry."

"You're missing the point! There's no throne, there is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it's too much for us but it's all on you. Because if we can't protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we'll avenge it!"

"I am Loki, of Asgard. And I am burdened with glorious purpose."

"You know, the last time I was in Germany and saw a man standing above everybody else, we ended up disagreeing."

"Well, let me know if real power wants a magazine or something."

and

"Are we done here?"


Eben TheQuiet wrote:
Yeeesssss...

Yeeessssss!


Matthew Morris wrote:
I have been known to chant, "For thy heart for thy heart, for he who hath wronged me," when rolling dice.

You would have liked a game I ran back in 2009. The Knight breaking out a beatdown on an Aspect of Tiamat with Dragonslicer was probably the pinnacle of it.


Glad to see this thread is so popular.

+1 for the loki beatdown reference.


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Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:
SwnyNerdgasm wrote:
Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:
SwnyNerdgasm wrote:
Sadly this thread seems to be about lines from Firefly, I'll leave now
It wasn't supposed to be just firefly. That show just has so many good one liners.
See I never found it that way, just the thought of that show makes me want to run away screaming
You're dead to me.

This!

Sovereign Court

From Black Books, looking to start a fight: "Which of you b%$**es wants to dance?"

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