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My mom... oh well...She actually loves Drizzt and Legolas instead of fuzzy old singers,
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She played MMORPG before me. She introduced me over Diablo 2 and Dark Age of Camelot.
She gave me big dice when I was a kid so I could play with them.
She used to correspond with R.A Salvatore since she owns the biggest french-fan website of Drizzt, which she build herself.
Oh, yeah, I remember her.
Good times.
My mother was a pure woman from a noble family. And I, at least, know who my father is, you pig-eating son of a whore!
I was a failed will save away from spitting pop all over my screen. Hilarious.
@Amuny:
Since you wanted a critique I'll be as nit-picky as possible. Not to be mean, but to help you understand, and maybe improve. (Also, by critiquing you, I am in no way implying my own expertise. I make mistakes all the time too.)
My mom... oh well...
She actually loves Drizzt and Legolas instead of fuzzy old singers,(This should be a period. It's the end of a complete sentence.)
She meet (This should be the word "met." Meet is present tense.) my father on (This should be the preposition at.) a D&D Games.(Games should be singular, "game," since you used the article "a" to introduce it.) And(This is really nit-picky but still true. Your "And" should be "Also." Though message-boards are informal communication, starting a sentence with the word "and" is considered bad form.) we're actually playing a game each week with some friends and both of my parents.
She signs email with "Your mom"(Again, really nit-picky, but you need a period here.)
She played MMORPG before me. She introduced me over(This should be the preposition "to.") Diablo 2 and Dark Age of Camelot.
She gaves(No "s" necessary here. "Gaves" should just be "gave.") me big dices(Same here, "dices" should just be "dice.") when I was a kid so I could play with them.
She used to correspond with R.A Salvatore since she owns the biggest french-fan website of Drizzt, which she build("Build" here should be "built," the past tense form of the word. This is to put it in agreement with your previous verb "used.") herself.
Yeah seriously, I think my mom rock(Here you do need an "s." Rocks agrees with the verb form used in "think."). Even if we always need to help her to build her characters because she can't read english (french canadian). So no, she's not broken.
Maybe "your mom" needs her own subforum.
I was completely unaware that there would be a "right" forum for this. But I would whole-heartedly support a "your mom" sub-forum.
is this the thread where we post yo' momma so fat jokes?
No that would be a sub-sub-forum.
Yo Yo Ma's a cellist!
...wait.
My mother taught me how to detect thoughts at will. If you know what I mean...
Other than that, she rolled her stats badly. Middling strength, low con and wisdom, only average dexterity and int, and her damage reduction isn't what it used to be.
But man... I've seen her wield charm person like a greataxe.