Time Stop (Wizard). Wow. Just... wow.


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Shadow Lodge

BWAH HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHA...... OH..... HA!

Scarab Sages

Smurftastic!


Schlumpf

Sovereign Court

smaeiourf - confused


This is a test.

Smurf


Time has come to a complete stop. You have 2 or more rounds to smurf.

Sovereign Court

Smurf smurf smurfity smurf smurf smurf


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Give me an S! S! Give me an M! M! Okay, it's time to kill this thread.


Frogboy wrote:

Give me an S! S! Give me an M! M! Okay, it's time to kill this thread.

I think it's basically dead. Anything else is just the body moving independent of the dead brain.


Frogboy wrote:

Give me an S! S! Give me an M! M! Okay, it's time to kill this thread.

Time Smurf (Smurf). Wow. Just...wow.


Cheapy wrote:

Did anyone else read the spells that level 9 wizards can cast?

They can cast Time Stop! This means they'll get at least two rounds to do whatever they want. They could summon in two Balors, or even 2d4+4 wooden golems! Or they could cast Wish to change reality to better suit them! And what happens if they get all 4 rounds?!

How is this not overpowered? Is the party just supposed to run away or stand there while being balor'd to death? Or being killed by some nasty splinters? They can't even do that! They can't act for those rounds!

Anyone who disagrees with me is clearly an inane, not to mention insane, rambler who hasn't read the rules and I will ignore them.

....summon two Balors. Really. I'd love to see them eat your wizard.


Mnemaxa wrote:


....summon two Balors. Really. I'd love to see them eat your wizard.

It isn't even possible though. Can't affect other creatures during time stop.


Schlumpf?

Edit: Oh I see KaeYoss already tried that.


stringburka wrote:
Mnemaxa wrote:


....summon two Balors. Really. I'd love to see them eat your wizard.
It isn't even possible though. Can't affect other creatures during time stop.
Time Stop wrote:
While the time stop is in effect, other creatures are invulnerable to your attacks and spells; you cannot target such creatures with any attack or spell.

I'm not seeing anything about not being able to summon other creatures. Perhaps I am misreading something.

Oh whoops, sorry. Need to keep the act up.

You are an inane rambler who hasn't even read the rules therefore I'm not going to pay attention to you!

Spoiler:
But seriously, I don't see anything that disallows summoning balors. Or solars. Or any other nasty things that end in "rs". I suppose you could try to argue that you are "targeting" other creatures when summoning them, but IMO that requires an amount of sophistry equivalent to the Hidden Master ability meaning that the ninja doesn't leave any physical remains such as footprints in soft mud, or that flour goes right through him.

Grand Lodge

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Guess we need to FAQ the question on summoned creatures counting as untargetable or not.


TriOmegaZero wrote:
Guess we need to FAQ the question on summoned creatures counting as untargetable or not.

Yay for something useful coming from this thread!

...I'll go make the post.


Cpt. Caboodle wrote:

Schlumpf?

Edit: Oh I see KaeYoss already tried that.

People always plagiarise me! :P


Cpt. Caboodle wrote:

Schlumpf?

Edit: Oh I see KaeYoss already tried that.

People always plagiarise me! :P


This is getting too sensible and pragmatic. Save the smurfiness!


As Abe pointed out in the other, now deleted thread, the spell specifically says people use it to summon allies.

So, question closed. Time to get back to smurfing.


2 people marked this as FAQ candidate.

The question is about gate specifically, not so much summon monster. They work in very different ways.


Nerf wizards, ruin powergamers fun. Buff wizards, ruin the game.

Scarab Sages

Wizards are smurfin.


HEY! Isn't Gargamel a wizard as well? By nerfing him you help all smurfs!


is it really possible to nerf gargemel anymore then he already is?

oh and smurf


Black_Lantern wrote:
Nerf wizards, ruin powergamers fun. Buff wizards, ruin the game.

What happens if you smurf wizards?


A Snooty Gnome wrote:
Black_Lantern wrote:
Nerf wizards, ruin powergamers fun. Buff wizards, ruin the game.
What happens if you smurf wizards?

They become smurfin awesome.


Oh smurf...


KaeYoss wrote:
Cpt. Caboodle wrote:

Schlumpf?

Edit: Oh I see KaeYoss already tried that.

People always plagiarise me! :P

....did you just plagiarise yourself?


wait....

....smurf?

EDIT - tee hee hee!!!


cannon fodder wrote:
KaeYoss wrote:
Cpt. Caboodle wrote:

Schlumpf?

Edit: Oh I see KaeYoss already tried that.

People always plagiarise me! :P
....did you just plagiarise yourself?

Here in the US, we plagiarize. We'd never plagiarise. That's just not smurfy.

Sovereign Court

A Snooty Gnome wrote:
cannon fodder wrote:
KaeYoss wrote:
Cpt. Caboodle wrote:

Schlumpf?

Edit: Oh I see KaeYoss already tried that.

People always plagiarise me! :P
....did you just plagiarise yourself?
Here in the US, we plagiarize. We'd never plagiarise. That's just not smurfy.

Smurfs are French, so they do not do either: they 'plagier'.

This means they are European and highly likely to plagiarise, rather than than plagiarize.


Actually, smurfs aren't French. Schtroumpfs are.

Sovereign Court

GâtFromKI wrote:

Actually, smurfs aren't French. Schtroumpfs are.

My mistake, turns out Smurfs are Dutch. Whodathunkit?


A Snooty Gnome wrote:
cannon fodder wrote:
KaeYoss wrote:
Cpt. Caboodle wrote:

Schlumpf?

Edit: Oh I see KaeYoss already tried that.

People always plagiarise me! :P
....did you just plagiarise yourself?
Here in the US, we plagiarize. We'd never plagiarise.

And that applies to me, someone not from those US, how?


cannon fodder wrote:
KaeYoss wrote:
Cpt. Caboodle wrote:

Schlumpf?

Edit: Oh I see KaeYoss already tried that.

People always plagiarise me! :P
....did you just plagiarise yourself?

How would I do that. That's just doing what you do. Or I, in that case.


GeraintElberion wrote:
GâtFromKI wrote:

Actually, smurfs aren't French. Schtroumpfs are.

My mistake, turns out Smurfs are Dutch. Whodathunkit?

Doesn't matter, they still measure things in metres and grammes.

And their colour is blue.


So, what's the history with this site and smurfs? And how did it turn into the default response to trolls and totally derailed threads?

And are the smurf images randomized?

This is actually preventing me from concentrating on my work. I must know!

Silver Crusade

KaeYoss wrote:
GeraintElberion wrote:
GâtFromKI wrote:

Actually, smurfs aren't French. Schtroumpfs are.

My mistake, turns out Smurfs are Dutch. Whodathunkit?

Doesn't matter, they still measure things in metres and grammes.

And their colour is blue.

Actually, Les Schtroumpfs are from Belgium.

More precisely, from the left part of Belgium ; since today the country is pretty much separated between the "walloon" part (french speaking, sharing frontier with the north of France), and the flemish part (speaking dutch, even if this language is also everywhere on the wallon side), sharing frontier with Germany, Netherlands, etc.
I live in France, close to the frontier, and I heard that since several years the country has huge troubles finding a government since walloons and flemishs/dutchs can't withstand each other, to the point french language is now even forbidden at school and frowned in some flemish villages.

But well, Peyo wouldn't probably wouldn't want this associated with my avatar, so let's come back to something happier.


To OP: Yeah, Time Stop, fun stuff.

I've realized I've never smurfed myself in such a thread. I have no avatar. What happens?

Edit: It works! :D


Smurf to glory!@


behold the power of smurf


Maxximilius wrote:
Actually, Les Schtroumpfs are from Belgium.

Oh, my mistake. I didn't remember if Peyo was French or Belgian.


Thelemic_Noun wrote:

So, what's the history with this site and smurfs? And how did it turn into the default response to trolls and totally derailed threads?

And are the smurf images randomized?

The history of the smurf avatars: Someone from Paizo thought it funny to have a feature that changed your avatar to a (random) smurf when your post contains the word smurf. That's basically how the smurfs came to become a feature (though the code has been refined over time to prevent some shenanigans so your avatar changes without the word "smurf" appearing to be in your post, or the other way around)

The counter-troll trolling has evolved naturally, i.e. someone thought of it and everyone jumped on the idea like a pack of starving mongrels.


KaeYoss wrote:
Thelemic_Noun wrote:

So, what's the history with this site and smurfs? And how did it turn into the default response to trolls and totally derailed threads?

And are the smurf images randomized?

The history of the smurf avatars: Someone from Paizo thought it funny to have a feature that changed your avatar to a (random) smurf when your post contains the word smurf. That's basically how the smurfs came to become a feature (though the code has been refined over time to prevent some shenanigans so your avatar changes without the word "smurf" appearing to be in your post, or the other way around)

The counter-troll trolling has evolved naturally, i.e. someone thought of it and everyone jumped on the idea like a pack of starving mongrels.

Wow.. didn't know that. That's pretty smurfy!


(Inane post, that contained one typo too many)

Reggie.


I thought it was an April Fool's joke that just kept on Smurfing on.

Reggie.

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