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From the other thread.
Wizards have the intelligence to research the Demi-Plane of Free Love and summon a partner to have heavenly no-strings-attached romps. :)I swear these posts are like Goofus and Gallant for wizard sexual politics. One is doing it right, the other tripped and fell into rape territory.Planar Bind a Succubus. Curse her Charisma, curse her skill checks. Geas her to drink a glass of water. Point at a glass outside the summon circle. Wait a while.
Instant sex slave (be sure to use protection).
Alternately just use Enchantment on any woman that strikes your fancy.
Wizards only don't get action if they don't want any.
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Who?
Alchemist.
Even after others (of his race) have reached the point that they are too old to perform, the alchemist is always able to easily make little blue pills.
Who?
Alchemist.
Even after others (of his race) have reached the point that they are too old to perform, the alchemist is always able to easily make little blue pills.
Lol Brilliant! However, since I don't think pills exist in Golarion, it would probably be a little blue potion ;)
From the other thread.
Wizards have the intelligence to research the Demi-Plane of Free Love and summon a partner to have heavenly no-strings-attached romps. :)I swear these posts are like Goofus and Gallant for wizard sexual politics. One is doing it right, the other tripped and fell into rape territory.Planar Bind a Succubus. Curse her Charisma, curse her skill checks. Geas her to drink a glass of water. Point at a glass outside the summon circle. Wait a while.
Instant sex slave (be sure to use protection).
Alternately just use Enchantment on any woman that strikes your fancy.
Wizards only don't get action if they don't want any.
Seriously creepy, TOZ. It amazes me that someone really put in the effort to map out a strategy for turning a succubus into a personal sex slave <shudders>
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Any class can have Cha or other sexy stats (BTW, Str can be ugly too), and anybody w/ traits can get the seduction skills as a class skill.
(Heck, Prof. (prostitute) I think is a class skill for everyone.)
(I actually had a player put points in that. Rolling eyes.)
So, which classes get the bump for helping bump?
Alchemist: He is da bomb. (Don't worry, I slapped myself for that one.)
Barbarian: Rage? Um... no. (But call me.)
Bard: Inspiring music and archetypes with bonus to Diplomacy or Bluff, plus one of them, Geisha, that's misinterpreted as a hooker anyway. Bets on Geisha. (Plus isn't whip a class weapon for Bards?)
Cavalier: Women do like them thar' cowboys.
Cleric: They ARE the most likely to have a cult and/or 100 wives.
Druid: Animal companion. (cough, cough). Alter Self at will= "Who do you want me to be tonight?"
Fighter: Weapon Specialization, if you know what I mean...
(Oh, wait, that's damage, doh!)
Monk: Flurry of Blows. Just saying.
(Though that's not technically 'getting laid')
I'd mention slow fall too, but that may be pushing it.
Paladin: Immunity to Disease and Detect Evil means anybody, anywhere can be determined safe or not. Immunity to Fear means all constraints are off. Mercy vs. fatigue/exhaustion with no awkward pause for a concentration check=best lover ever.
Ranger: Equally proficient with both hands + Endurance as class feat. But he 'ranges' by definition. He should downplay that.
Rogue: Best playa'. Evasion, Trap Detection (matrimony is a trap, right?), can unlock the toughest chastity belts.
Sorcerer: Bloodlines pass on, even if inconsistently. Cha aside, they may not have 'getting laid' powers (coercion being off the table), but I could imagine them being desirable mates. Maybe as a surrogate business even. (Whoa, run with that for awhile)
Summoner: "Why do you keep bumping up your Eidolon's Charisma?"
Witch: "Why's your cat staring at me?" Awkward.
Wizard: Book-based powers? Regretfully no. (Sigh...)
I may be missing a PC class, but let's not forget the most likely class of all to get laid:
Aristocrat
(Yeah, you boys go out and adventure. I'll stay here, ya' know, ruling. Oh, and sleeping with my wives. And mistresses. And maids.
Special abilities? What? Did you miss that I'm an Aristocrat? Yeah, chicks dig that.)
Apologies to the fine womenfolk out there for the androcentrism.
Groaning a bit at my own goofiness, but hope it got a chuckle.
JMK
Castilliano, that post was freaking brilliant! You sir, win the thread!
@ Helaman and Castilliano: Cavaliers are a late entry into this contest, but seem to be gaining some ground. In truth, I forgot about them, but the "Knight in shining armor" motif combined with the Cha and the big-@ss steed put them in the running.
I still think they rate behind the Bard, but they might be even with the Paladin (depends on Cha stat), and probably rate slightly above the Sorcerer, depending on bloodline.
Sorcerers are tough to figure because so much is dependent on bloodline. A Sorcerer from a Fey or Celestial bloodline is a totally pimpin' pretty boy. Aberrant, Undead (is that rigor mortis in your pants or are you just happy to see me?), or Verdant (is that a bush in your crotch?), not so much.
@ Corbacz, I see what you did there
Anyhow, my money is on the Synthesist.
or possibly an alchemist with custom made vestigal c***s
In fact, I think a PC's personality has far more to do with it than character class.
Case in point, a wizard I once knew who had women swooning like no character I've ever seen. Oh, he was by no means swooping down and grabbing all of the girls - our dwarven barbarian got plenty of action. But this wizard? He was intelligent, a visionary, and ruthless when need be. He was simply a guy who knew how to take charge, and as a result, he tended to have the choicest stock chasing after him. All of those sultry villainesses, especially, wanted to hop onto his staff.
Who?
Alchemist.
Even after others (of his race) have reached the point that they are too old to perform, the alchemist is always able to easily make little blue pills.
Elves are youthful and viril long after(hundreds of years) the alchemist has gotten old and saggy and needs chemical enhancements. Just saying. So if one measures over a lifetime than elves of any class win.
Edit; except maybe gnomes. I imagine they breed like rabbits.
Aristocrats, then rogues. Money is the best aphrodisiac. Or, as a certain movie character put it, "In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."
Rogues
1 - Highly dexterous/acrobatic
2 - Smooth talker
3 - Sneak attack: she won't know what hit her
4 - Inclined to use shorty, pointy tools
5 - Able to UMD a variety of wands, but doesn't need to rely on any 'small blue spell'
6 - Huge bonus when they find their target flat-footed: 'Oh, are you new here? Let me buy you a drink. No, I insist...'
Let us look at some of the greatest 'ladies' men in history and fiction:
- Indiana Jones - The most interesting man in the world
- James Bond - Winston Churchill (trust me, he is)
- Han Solo - Rick Blaine
- Rhett Butler - Barney Stinson
- Mr. Darcy - Harrison Ford (not to be confused with Han Solo or Indiana Jones)
These individuals are all Gentlemen Rogues.
I rest my case.
I don't see why rangers don't get as much action. Well, aside from the whole tendency to skirt outside the community and frequently be seen in company of wild animals. One of my bard's favorites is a ranger, she absolutely loves having his leopard around. Is like getting a free pet! And yeah, that endurance... How many times can a ranger go in a single day? He's like the energizer bunny!
Oracles, also good. Nuffin' like a character who may not be nimble like a rogue or others, but divine spellcasting is something that is not to be shirked in a mate.
An excellent book, because it is funny, informative, and an excellent tool for both life and role-playing:
The Rogue's Handbook: A Concise Guide to Conduct for the Aspiring Gentleman Rogue
by Jeff Metzger
Once more, with the case-resting.
I don't know about oracles, a class that is by definition, cursed might get some sympathy nookie, but it hardly has a broad appeal.
On the topic of paladin vs bard, why not split the difference. Go with paladin of Shelyn.
A paladin in our kingmaker game is quite the opposite. He is certianly lawful good, but he has a reputation as being quite the ladies' man. Complete with the part where he goes on the brothel circuit from time to time.
And you know what? It's fine. Because he's a respectful ladies' man paladin.
A paladin of Mehnos (custom deity in my campaign setting, the god of Law and the protector of men) in my current campaign decided he wanted to enter a brothel and got a whore for himself and another one for his squire. The thing is, he forgot to ask for the price before entering the room with the girl. When he got out, the brothel owner saw an opportunity to make easy money and asked them 50 gold coins each. The paladin did not have that money, so his character remained stuck in a brothel while the rest of the party carried on. The poor guy even asked if he could work in the brothel to repay his debt. True story.
Witch ofcourse with the disguise Hex. In sultry witch voice, "So who do you want me to look like tonight?"
Bards!
Witch ofcourse with the disguise Hex. In sultry witch voice, "So who do you want me to look like tonight?"
This reminds me of a brothel mentioned in one of the Eberron books. It talks about changeling prostitutes who change themselves to reflect their customers image of perfection.
Bards!
I must concede bards are a good second. They are nearly rogues, and can easily supplement their lack of true roguish-ness with their rogue magic.
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I don't know about oracles, a class that is by definition, cursed might get some sympathy nookie, but it hardly has a broad appeal.
Oracles with the Tongues curse would see a lot of suitors. Talking dirty in a foreign language is not a bad thing. Otherwise, a high charisma class, pretty ladies, handsome men...
Yeah, Oracles are awesome. Wasting? Not so much. But who takes the wasting curse anyway?
Dahar...
In a general way I would go with Fighters. They seem to be the most likely to spend the majority of both their share of loot and time on prostitutes, more than one at a time in many cases. The other classes have one pursuit or another that they would rather spend there time working toward.
now throwing "monsters" in the mix it seems like Doppelgangers, dragons and demons do well.
Cleric of Calistria.
because when your temple doubles as a brothel...
Sorcerers. High Charisma, charm person, and creative uses of enlarge person and black tentacles.
Druids: Because dating just one species limits your options.
I cannot understand how a woman would choose Joe Six-Pack (aka fighters or barbarians) or Nancy Lad (aka wizards or sorcerers) over the Gentleman Rogue.
Let alone the paladin, a 6-Pack/Nancy thought up by the least G-Rogue individuals of this world.
I actually think wizards can get away with it when the family does not want to becuase of alarm and rope trick. Besides than you can say I will create an entire dimension for love. who knows who has an extradimensional space fetish.
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anyone not saying that bards are first on this list I have two words to convince you......Mick Jagger.
That is about the ugliest dude ever but he pulls more primo tail than...well.....he pulls a ton of high-grade tail!
A real world magical dude...David Copperfield. Pulls good tail but he is also a decent looking dude, it doesn't look like someone replaced his face with play-doh and stretched it about like Mick's does.
Who?
Alchemist.
Even after others (of his race) have reached the point that they are too old to perform, the alchemist is always able to easily make little blue pills.
Elves are youthful and viril long after(hundreds of years) the alchemist has gotten old and saggy and needs chemical enhancements. Just saying. So if one measures over a lifetime than elves of any class win.
Edit; except maybe gnomes. I imagine they breed like rabbits.
Alchemists can.. stop.. aging.
Racial wise, Elves are far too stuck up to really do it. IF they wern't, we would have elves everywhere. You'd open up your cabinet and there would be a freeking elf right there. Couldn't even use the bathroom for fear that there would be elves there.
So while the alchemist gets "old and saggy" and needs chemical enhancements, that doesn't stop him from getting the nookie he wants.
After all, he can grow a tentacle..
Who?
Alchemist.
Even after others (of his race) have reached the point that they are too old to perform, the alchemist is always able to easily make little blue pills.
Elves are youthful and viril long after(hundreds of years) the alchemist has gotten old and saggy and needs chemical enhancements. Just saying. So if one measures over a lifetime than elves of any class win.
Edit; except maybe gnomes. I imagine they breed like rabbits.
Alchemists can.. stop.. aging.
Racial wise, Elves are far too stuck up to really do it. IF they wern't, we would have elves everywhere. You'd open up your cabinet and there would be a freeking elf right there. Couldn't even use the bathroom for fear that there would be elves there.
So while the alchemist gets "old and saggy" and needs chemical enhancements, that doesn't stop him from getting the nookie he wants.
After all, he can grow a tentacle..
Or a talking tumor. I hear the girls go wild for those.
and noone has mentioned the wizard simply wishing to be the person with more sexual encounters than anyone else.
It starts great, but after travelling troll and orc infested regions, you won't like yourself.
a cleric could try the same with miracle, but not many gods would grant it.
also there should be some rules like: person has to be male, can't force himself upon the other person either by magical or mundane means, familiars, followers, summons don't count, you can't pay for the sex, and it has to be an intelligent species. Also it's the number of women that count, not the times. Else the alchemist with his wife are probably your best bet.
Who?
Alchemist.
Even after others (of his race) have reached the point that they are too old to perform, the alchemist is always able to easily make little blue pills.
Elves are youthful and viril long after(hundreds of years) the alchemist has gotten old and saggy and needs chemical enhancements. Just saying. So if one measures over a lifetime than elves of any class win.
Edit; except maybe gnomes. I imagine they breed like rabbits.
Alchemists can.. stop.. aging.
Racial wise, Elves are far too stuck up to really do it. IF they wern't, we would have elves everywhere. You'd open up your cabinet and there would be a freeking elf right there. Couldn't even use the bathroom for fear that there would be elves there.
So while the alchemist gets "old and saggy" and needs chemical enhancements, that doesn't stop him from getting the nookie he wants.
After all, he can grow a tentacle..
An identical argument can be made for wizards.
and noone has mentioned the wizard simply wishing to be the person with more sexual encounters than anyone else.
It starts great, but after travelling troll and orc infested regions, you won't like yourself.a cleric could try the same with miracle, but not many gods would grant it.
also there should be some rules like: person has to be male, can't force himself upon the other person either by magical or mundane means, familiars, followers, summons don't count, you can't pay for the sex, and it has to be an intelligent species. Also it's the number of women that count, not the times. Else the alchemist with his wife are probably your best bet.
This thread has actually turned into two questions, which is where some of the "problem" lies
Question 1) Which Class is more Desirable based on stereotypical builds.
QUestion 2) Which class has more sex. The assumption here is that the ability to have more sex is based on class features, including stereotypical behavior.
#1 None, but it is fun to read people's conjectures, especially the gentleman thief angle that is getting pushed... especially when we all know that rogues are shifty, unreliable, skeezy little ponces that no one in their right mind would slip into bed with.
#2 also debatable. Could have a bard worshiping shelyn whose goal it is to inspire true, lasting love and abstain from all manner of sexual intercourse, or casual daliances such as flirting while he/she waits for Shelyn to roll the one right past 'im like a red carpet. Could have a Barbi with "wee man's" syndrome who is afraid to be laughed at. That's what makes the guessing game fun.
For the record I'm changing my answer on all counts to Summoner.
Or a talking tumor. I hear the girls go wild for those.
Arnold always confused me on this issue. He keeps telling me it is not a tumor, but that dude had a baby-prophet type thing growing out of his chest.
I bet that guy got tail.
anyone not saying that bards are first on this list I have two words to convince you......Mick Jagger.
That is about the ugliest dude ever but he pulls more primo tail than...well.....he pulls a ton of high-grade tail!
A real world magical dude...David Copperfield. Pulls good tail but he is also a decent looking dude, it doesn't look like someone replaced his face with play-doh and stretched it about like Mick's does.
Mick Jagger is a great example. Another one is Steven Tyler from Aerosmith. I've never seen a dude who looked more like a scrotum with legs, but he never had trouble scoring tail.
Someone mentioned Rangers, I didn't see it at first, but Endurance does come in handy. Plus, girls loved Aragorn in the LOTR movies, so maybe there is something to this.
I bet that guy got tail.
Besides his own?
#1 None, but it is fun to read people's conjectures, especially the gentleman thief angle that is getting pushed... especially when we all know that rogues are shifty, unreliable, skeezy little ponces that no one in their right mind would slip into bed with.
'Frankly, my dear, I don't give a *darn*'
- Rhett Butler, Edited for content.Sean Connery, Lord Byron, Ernest Hemingway, Oscar Wilde, Socrates, Pablo Picasso, Humphrey Bogart, Clark Gable, Zorro, and Batman would all disagree.
And you should think twice about disagreeing with the Godam Batman.
http://cltampa.com/dailyloaf/archives/2010/11/30/the-libertines-guide-to-ga llantry-the-rogues-handbook#.TkbB2GH_aYR
Please, people, read this book. It has given me huge inspiration for characters.
Edit: fixed link